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Posted by Aryan
 - October 22, 2022, 04:18:10 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=477816 time=1666381846 user_id=3266
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=477812 time=1666380296 user_id=1728
Nah, they get disposed of ASAP Lulz.



Hissing spiders? Jesus..... I don't envy you guys who live in exotic locations!


 Michigan exotic? Lol.


Compared to here it is. :laugh3:
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 22, 2022, 03:11:25 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477897 time=1666421822 user_id=1676
Quote from: Dove post_id=477887 time=1666420107 user_id=3266




 My utterly adorable, beautiful, petite little Squish.....drops nuclear ass bombs that smell like something that came out of a 65 year old obsese male trucker.  



 Not a little 6 year old girl lol.




Little girl farts are the worst for everyone around but particularly fathers in the room... ALL the chicks gang up on the dude and he's like "no, seriously.... no. I didn't drop my guts in the last 2-4 hours and then the mother (the most offending noxious nasty bandit)" goes "Noes!@!!!$!!! It was daddy"...



And then they fart shame an innocent dude....


 ac_toofunny
Posted by Frood
 - October 22, 2022, 02:57:02 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=477887 time=1666420107 user_id=3266
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477857 time=1666413240 user_id=1676




 ac_toofunny



There could be a year long egg shortage yet a pregnant woman's farts would still smell like 5 cartons strewn out on a hot tin roof in monsoon season....


 My utterly adorable, beautiful, petite little Squish.....drops nuclear ass bombs that smell like something that came out of a 65 year old obsese male trucker.  



 Not a little 6 year old girl lol.




Little girl farts are the worst for everyone around but particularly fathers in the room... ALL the chicks gang up on the dude and he's like "no, seriously.... no. I didn't drop my guts in the last 2-4 hours and then the mother (the most offending noxious nasty bandit)" goes "Noes!@!!!$!!! It was daddy"...



And then they fart shame an innocent dude....
Posted by Dove
 - October 22, 2022, 02:51:10 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=477889 time=1666420719 user_id=3358
Quote from: Dove post_id=477886 time=1666419963 user_id=3266




 Never once ever in my life have I been getting head and thought to myself "Hey you know what could make this even funner?! If i ripped ass right now. That would be awesome!"



 Yuck Break. Sounds like the kind of person who would eventually WANT you to shit on her tits.



 Be careful what you threaten people with lol.


Lol...she was an old South African girlfriend, so one would automatically assume that she was of a conservative nature. Not this one! She would call me from the lounge to the bathroom, and low and behold, she would be squatting on top of the toilet seat with half a "cigar" poking out her arse. She would just giggle at my shocked expression as I turned away in disgust. No culture!

 :001_rolleyes:


  :shock:
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 22, 2022, 02:38:39 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=477886 time=1666419963 user_id=3266
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=477863 time=1666414197 user_id=3358
I always hoped they would never fart whilst I was performing analingus. I only had one ex girlfriend that purposely farted in my face for fun, and she regretted it big time. The stench was so putrefying, that it might as well have been a shit.



My fucking eyes were watering and I was dry-retching. I told her that if she somehow managed to give some conjunctivitis  from her rancid effort...I was most definitely shitting directly on her tits!


 Never once ever in my life have I been getting head and thought to myself "Hey you know what could make this even funner?! If i ripped ass right now. That would be awesome!"



 Yuck Break. Sounds like the kind of person who would eventually WANT you to shit on her tits.



 Be careful what you threaten people with lol.


Lol...she was an old South African girlfriend, so one would automatically assume that she was of a conservative nature. Not this one! She would call me from the lounge to the bathroom, and low and behold, she would be squatting on top of the toilet seat with half a "cigar" poking out her arse. She would just giggle at my shocked expression as I turned away in disgust. No culture!

 :001_rolleyes:
Posted by Dove
 - October 22, 2022, 02:28:27 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477857 time=1666413240 user_id=1676
Quote from: Dove post_id=477852 time=1666412679 user_id=3266




 Especially pregnant farts.  :roll:


 ac_toofunny



There could be a year long egg shortage yet a pregnant woman's farts would still smell like 5 cartons strewn out on a hot tin roof in monsoon season....


 My utterly adorable, beautiful, petite little Squish.....drops nuclear ass bombs that smell like something that came out of a 65 year old obsese male trucker.  



 Not a little 6 year old girl lol.
Posted by Dove
 - October 22, 2022, 02:26:03 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=477863 time=1666414197 user_id=3358
I always hoped they would never fart whilst I was performing analingus. I only had one ex girlfriend that purposely farted in my face for fun, and she regretted it big time. The stench was so putrefying, that it might as well have been a shit.



My fucking eyes were watering and I was dry-retching. I told her that if she somehow managed to give some conjunctivitis  from her rancid effort...I was most definitely shitting directly on her tits!


 Never once ever in my life have I been getting head and thought to myself "Hey you know what could make this even funner?! If i ripped ass right now. That would be awesome!". I would have to really be displeased with that person and if I were that put off by them...i probably wouldnt put my lady bits in their mouth.



 Yuck Break. Sounds like the kind of person who would eventually WANT you to shit on her tits.



 Be careful what you threaten people with lol.
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 22, 2022, 12:56:41 AM
The vegetarians and vegans can pack a wallop. A shitload of plant matter to digest!
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 22, 2022, 12:54:15 AM
:laugh3:
Posted by Anonymous
 - October 22, 2022, 12:50:12 AM
My Ex took shits that were so foul, I'm convinced the fumes would be more effective than Zyklon B...
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 22, 2022, 12:49:57 AM
I always hoped they would never fart whilst I was performing analingus. I only had one ex girlfriend that purposely farted in my face for fun, and she regretted it big time. The stench was so putrefying, that it might as well have been a shit.



My fucking eyes were watering and I was dry-retching. I told her that if she somehow managed to give some conjunctivitis  from her rancid effort...I was most definitely shitting directly on her tits!
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 22, 2022, 12:40:30 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477851 time=1666411894 user_id=1676
Women's bumholes are biologically engineered to store up methane and filter out any impurities like oxygen.... so when they do eventually go off, it's death squared...


 ac_toofunny
Posted by Frood
 - October 22, 2022, 12:34:00 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=477852 time=1666412679 user_id=3266
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477851 time=1666411894 user_id=1676
Women's bumholes are biologically engineered to store up methane and filter out any impurities like oxygen.... so when they do eventually go off, it's death squared...


 Especially pregnant farts.  :roll:


 ac_toofunny



There could be a year long egg shortage yet a pregnant woman's farts would still smell like 5 cartons strewn out on a hot tin roof in monsoon season....
Posted by Dove
 - October 22, 2022, 12:24:39 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477851 time=1666411894 user_id=1676
Women's bumholes are biologically engineered to store up methane and filter out any impurities like oxygen.... so when they do eventually go off, it's death squared...


 Especially pregnant farts.  :roll:
Posted by Frood
 - October 22, 2022, 12:11:34 AM
Women's bumholes are biologically engineered to store up methane and filter out any impurities like oxygen.... so when they do eventually go off, it's death squared...