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Posted by Shen Li
 - April 09, 2025, 10:16:50 PM
He got a vasectomy but his wife still got pregnant.

Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - April 09, 2025, 09:57:07 PM
Only plays with his dog until the peanut butter is licked off.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 09, 2025, 09:47:10 PM
Has to wear a pork chop necklace to get his dog to play with him.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 09, 2025, 03:19:15 PM
Has a face that makes onions cry.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 08, 2025, 09:51:23 PM
"It's a boy" he shouted, with tears rolling down his face. "It's a boy! I don't believe it" he said.

And it was at that point that he resolved never to visit Thailand again.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 08, 2025, 08:14:03 PM
Plays sexual bingo.




Has yet to hit the free space.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 08, 2025, 09:41:22 AM
Has a bingo jones.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 08, 2025, 12:39:14 AM
Has bingo wings.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 07, 2025, 09:41:54 PM
His wife dressed up as a policewoman and told him he was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After two minutes she said all charges were being dropped due to a lack of evidence.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 07, 2025, 08:03:21 PM
This song was playing when the ASPCA raided his place and were shocked at what they found.

Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 07, 2025, 02:49:17 PM
After listening to the great Roger Miller classic, decided Miller was fulla shit. Sooooo, one day he bought a pair o' roller skates. . . .

Doctors are hopeful Frood can go home from the hospital next weekend.



Amen.


Posted by Frood
 - April 07, 2025, 12:25:44 AM
Gargles with bulldog DNA.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 07, 2025, 12:10:49 AM
Has the DNA of a bulldog.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 06, 2025, 02:26:00 PM
Has the intelligence of a bulldog.
Posted by Frood
 - April 06, 2025, 02:51:32 AM
Has the face of a bulldog shitting a wasp nest.