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Posted by JOE
 - June 14, 2016, 10:57:36 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"As much as I am hard on myself for some things...



Other things, keep me above others...



People underestimate me...



There is a reason that I can hold out for a female that is my equal, and there is a very good reason that I don't want any other that doesn't fit the bill...



HERPS is one of them...



LOLZAS!


Ah Mel, I was just trying to be humorous.

I found those ads on the personals section of Vancouver CraigsList.



http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/search/w4m">http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/search/w4m



I thought they were a more accurate representation of what you might actually find on the local personals as opposed to all those photoshopped virtual ones you meet on POF.



Anyways, here's some more 'truthful' beauties you find on CL, Mel.

Here's young'un for you, unlike the standard 40-50 year old crowd you'll find on there:



http://images.craigslist.org/00808_1TI36WxrfmM_600x450.jpg">



...sez she wants a Christian:


QuoteI'm a sexy BBW who is looking for a man who absolutely loves BBW, I want to turn you on so much and make your sexy fantasies come true.



I'm funny, outgoing, love to laugh, and easy going. We can have lots of fun together.



I'm looking for someone any age, preferably someone who's a Christian.



Let's get a drink and have some fun!



Send me a photo of you smiling and What turns you on about a BBW
Posted by Twenty Dollars
 - June 14, 2016, 12:59:47 PM
Good Morning. Works the other around too Renee. I know you know.
Posted by Renee
 - June 14, 2016, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: "smell the glove"As much as I am hard on myself for some things...



Other things, keep me above others...



People underestimate me...



There is a reason that I can hold out for a female that is my equal, and there is a very good reason that I don't want any other that doesn't fit the bill...



HERPS is one of them...



LOLZAS!


A woman that's your "equal"????? Well that shouldn't be too hard to find.



I'm sure there's more than a few middle-aged, alcoholic, bar flies in your area.



Maybe a nice divorced housewife with a nasty methamphetamine addiction will do it for you? Those types come with an unexpected perk.....no teeth. :laugh3:
Posted by smell the glove
 - June 14, 2016, 04:32:32 AM
As much as I am hard on myself for some things...



Other things, keep me above others...



People underestimate me...



There is a reason that I can hold out for a female that is my equal, and there is a very good reason that I don't want any other that doesn't fit the bill...



HERPS is one of them...



LOLZAS!
Posted by smell the glove
 - June 14, 2016, 03:06:51 AM
I am actually not a HERPS carrier...



Lots of people I know are, as 1/3 of the pop is a HERPS.



ACE has kept himself clean and free...  Always, and forever!
Posted by Odinson
 - June 13, 2016, 03:17:52 PM
Herpes...



Why does the date need to have herpes?
Posted by JOE
 - June 13, 2016, 03:13:18 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"Fash, my threads are not intended to incite real hate...



I don't like what I see here...


Say Mel, I was browsing one of the local dating sites today, and here's some possible matches fer you:


Quote


http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_716UNwtd1Hc_600x450.jpg">



body : curvy eye color : Blue hair : Blonde height : 5'7" (170cm) status : single



Well, if Porn had commercials.



I'm looking for a sexy, attractive guy who wants to be in a great situation of getting together with an awesome gal who just wants to meet someone to hang out do great fun things with a touch of porno.



I'm an attractive, funny, adventurous, active, take it easy sexy soul who wants a relaxing stress free connection with someone for fun and frolics.



I am serious and will answer the response that is as serious as my posting it. Pics are appreciated.


and


QuoteIs there a man out their looking to date, a HERPES Gal who is 64. If you like going to the movies

hanging out and doing other stuff, get in touch with me. I am only interested if you have the HERPES VIRUS so if you dont have HERPES dont bother me, so if you are between the ages of 64 70 lets chat.

What I am looking for a good sense of humor, looks good in jeans, and who doesn't smoke or have a pet. Likes to travel.

I am 64 divorced. I live alone.Please put your age in the subject line. So if you dont have herpes then go to the next post. have a great day.
Posted by Odinson
 - June 13, 2016, 10:02:48 AM
You might wanna get a woman that doesnt need to speak with you all the time...



Doesnt get upset if you dont pamper her and call her beautiful every damn day..





Those kind of chicks are the most likely to cheat on you because they are so needy..
Posted by smell the glove
 - June 13, 2016, 02:47:54 AM
Fash, my threads are not intended to incite real hate...



I don't like what I see here...
Posted by Anonymous
 - June 12, 2016, 12:23:56 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:

If anyone is leaving, it will be you back to VF..



Better yet, take a break from forums, sober up and look for a job.


I´am sober...



I have a job.

Your job is posting on boards drunk and you are drunk now..



Go away please, I am tired of reading your baloney already.
Posted by Odinson
 - June 12, 2016, 12:22:53 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"^I was not talking to you phony phinn phaggot. Don't ever address me again.


Melson told me that he doesnt like non-white women..



Most people date their own race... Especially white people.



Most people are only interested in people from their own race...
Posted by Odinson
 - June 12, 2016, 12:21:26 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:

If anyone is leaving, it will be you back to VF..



Better yet, take a break from forums, sober up and look for a job.


I´am sober...



I have a job.
Posted by Anonymous
 - June 12, 2016, 12:19:43 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:

If anyone is leaving, it will be you back to VF..



Better yet, take a break from forums, sober up and look for a job.
Posted by Anonymous
 - June 12, 2016, 11:59:15 AM
^I was not talking to you phony phinn phaggot. Don't ever address me again.
Posted by Odinson
 - June 12, 2016, 11:58:25 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh: