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Posted by Anonymous
- June 26, 2016, 07:21:38 PMNot every guy has the good fortune of being a Ukrainian redneck.Quote from: "Herman"
So, Joe would be more popular with ladies if he looked and was like you Herman?
Posted by Anonymous
- June 26, 2016, 06:22:14 PMWomen prison pen pals Joe. Your only chance old man.
Posted by JOE
- June 26, 2016, 06:10:40 PMHerman I could get a wife from places like Asia/Indonesia with very little effort. I mean, so what? Your wife married you for your passport as a 1 way ticket out of where she came from. Yeah, I could easily get on a plane, flash my passport, wallet & presto! Instant wife! Yer married...big deal.Quote from: "JOE"
Anyways, your wife would like me better than you if we met. I'm more laid back, relaxed, don't need so much babying...plusI'm better lookingcomplete with my West Coast charm. A gentler kinder type than you. I know Asian women have a gentle side which needs to be nurtured. I see thousands of them walking around every day in Vancouver. Its a very Asian city where your wife would feel much more at home as opposed to the freezing winters in Saskatchewan.
I have seen Herman's pictures Joe....he is good looking.
The way he writes, he comes across as a fat, balding redneck with a shotgun across his lap.
What an inconsiderate boor.
Posted by JOE
- June 26, 2016, 06:09:16 PMI will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.Quote from: "Herman"
Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?
You across as a bald fat guy with an excess of testosterone in his system.
You did say you were overweight after all.
My old lady calls me a big old teddy bear.
Now why don't you spend some money and hire an escort. That thing is going fall off from neglect and lack of use.
But your wife isn't really happy living in that icebox of a province in Saskatchewan. If she spent a week in Vancouver, she wouldn't want to come back to you. Anyways, she doesn't really love you, she merely tolerates your boorish habits and behavior. Its all a facade Herman. Show her a better life elsewhere and she'd leave you. Better lock 'er up in the dungeon, Bluebeard.
You're sure laying it on thick jealous Joe.
I'm not jealous of Herman.
I don't want his life.
He can have it.
Posted by Anonymous
- June 26, 2016, 05:29:09 PMI don't know if I have ever seen a thread more suited for this subbie than this one. Congrats Hermie.Quote from: "Shen Li":001_rolleyes:
What, I can't have a little fun?
Joe wishes he was me. I am younger, more muscular, have more money and most importantly I have more game. Not like that is saying much though. Joe could not get laid in a women's prison.
Posted by Anonymous
- June 26, 2016, 05:16:08 PMPosted by Anonymous
- June 26, 2016, 04:50:50 PM
Posted by RW
- June 26, 2016, 04:40:40 PMI will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.Quote from: "Herman"
Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?
You across as a bald fat guy with an excess of testosterone in his system.
You did say you were overweight after all.
My old lady calls me a big old teddy bear.
Now why don't you spend some money and hire an escort. That thing is going fall off from neglect and lack of use.
But your wife isn't really happy living in that icebox of a province in Saskatchewan. If she spent a week in Vancouver, she wouldn't want to come back to you. Anyways, she doesn't really love you, she merely tolerates your boorish habits and behavior. Its all a facade Herman. Show her a better life elsewhere and she'd leave you. Better lock 'er up in the dungeon, Bluebeard.
You're sure laying it on thick jealous Joe.
Posted by Anonymous
- June 26, 2016, 04:32:30 PMHerman I could get a wife from places like Asia/Indonesia with very little effort. I mean, so what? Your wife married you for your passport as a 1 way ticket out of where she came from. Yeah, I could easily get on a plane, flash my passport, wallet & presto! Instant wife! Yer married...big deal.Quote from: "JOE"
Anyways, your wife would like me better than you if we met. I'm more laid back, relaxed, don't need so much babying...plusI'm better lookingcomplete with my West Coast charm. A gentler kinder type than you. I know Asian women have a gentle side which needs to be nurtured. I see thousands of them walking around every day in Vancouver. Its a very Asian city where your wife would feel much more at home as opposed to the freezing winters in Saskatchewan.
I have seen Herman's pictures Joe....he is good looking.
Posted by Anonymous
- June 26, 2016, 04:21:05 PMHerman I could get a wife from places like Asia/Indonesia with very little effort. I mean, so what? Your wife married you for your passport as a 1 way ticket out of where she came from. Yeah, I could easily get on a plane, flash my passport, wallet & presto! Instant wife! Yer married...big deal.Quote
Anyways, your wife would like me better than you if we met. I'm more laid back, relaxed, don't need so much babying...plus I'm better looking complete with my West Coast charm. A gentler kinder type than you. I know Asian women have a gentle side which needs to be nurtured. I see thousands of them walking around every day in Vancouver. Its a very Asian city where your wife would feel much more at home as opposed to the freezing winters in Saskatchewan.
Educated East Asian women are more picky than North American gals. You would be even more unpopular there than you are here.
Seriously though, you should look into women behind bars. Maybe you could get a conjugal visit. She gets smokes and you get female lips on your limp dick for the first time in thirty years.
Posted by JOE
- June 26, 2016, 04:15:29 PMAnyways, your wife would like me better than you if we met. I'm more laid back, relaxed, don't need so much babying...plus I'm better looking complete with my West Coast charm. A gentler kinder type than you. I know Asian women have a gentle side which needs to be nurtured. I see thousands of them walking around every day in Vancouver. Its a very Asian city where your wife would feel much more at home as opposed to the freezing winters in Saskatchewan.
I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.Quote from: "Herman"
Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?
You across as a bald fat guy with an excess of testosterone in his system.
You did say you were overweight after all.
My old lady calls me a big old teddy bear.
Now why don't you spend some money and hire an escort. That thing is going fall off from neglect and lack of use.
But your wife isn't really happy living in that icebox of a province in Saskatchewan. If she spent a week in Vancouver, she wouldn't want to come back to you. Anyways, she doesn't really love you, she merely tolerates your boorish habits and behavior. Its all a facade Herman. Show her a better life elsewhere and she'd leave you. Better lock 'er up in the dungeon, Bluebeard.
You are just jealous because you can't get laid with a hooker let alone get a woman to like you. My old lady loves my tattoos, my Harley and my heavyset build. And unlike you I can get an erection and know what to do with it.
You should take up knitting Joe. God knows you don't know what to do with a woman even if you could get one.
Posted by Anonymous
- June 26, 2016, 03:18:49 PMI will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.Quote from: "Herman"
Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?
You across as a bald fat guy with an excess of testosterone in his system.
You did say you were overweight after all.
My old lady calls me a big old teddy bear.
Now why don't you spend some money and hire an escort. That thing is going fall off from neglect and lack of use.
But your wife isn't really happy living in that icebox of a province in Saskatchewan. If she spent a week in Vancouver, she wouldn't want to come back to you. Anyways, she doesn't really love you, she merely tolerates your boorish habits and behavior. Its all a facade Herman. Show her a better life elsewhere and she'd leave you. Better lock 'er up in the dungeon, Bluebeard.
You are just jealous because you can't get laid with a hooker let alone get a woman to like you. My old lady loves my tattoos, my Harley and my heavyset build. And unlike you I can get an erection and know what to do with it.
You should take up knitting Joe. God knows you don't know what to do with a woman even if you could get one.
Posted by JOE
- June 26, 2016, 03:13:25 PMI will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.Quote from: "Herman"
Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?
You across as a bald fat guy with an excess of testosterone in his system.
You did say you were overweight after all.
My old lady calls me a big old teddy bear.
Now why don't you spend some money and hire an escort. That thing is going fall off from neglect and lack of use.
But your wife isn't really happy living in that icebox of a province in Saskatchewan. If she spent a week in Vancouver, she wouldn't want to come back to you. Anyways, she doesn't really love you, she merely tolerates your boorish habits and behavior. Its all a facade Herman. Show her a better life elsewhere and she'd leave you. Better lock 'er up in the dungeon, Bluebeard.
Posted by Anonymous
- June 26, 2016, 02:32:11 PMAnd this one...Quote from: "RW"
Move to RR? Alright, I had my fun.