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Posted by Annie
 - July 07, 2016, 09:54:13 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Yeah, but the bullies in my school didn't wear skirts.


Too bad I wasn't in your school, I've beaten up a few guys lol
Posted by Renee
 - July 07, 2016, 05:17:11 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Darsh Patel.  He's on the list.


Tastes like curry. Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:

Yes, yes I can haha


Well its nothin' ta laugh about Ladies.

Easy to joke about it until y'ave stepped inta the bear pit, eh?

The youngin' didn't listen to his elders so he paid the price.

He was warned about the danger.

Guess he stepped inta his own 'Blair Witch Project' of his own making.

Oh well...live 'n learn...but sometimes don't live, eh?

And then they learn their lesson too late.

But Old Joe coulda told 'em. Sadly I couldn't be there ta help 'em.

Its too bad when we gotta bury the younger generation.


I figured it out.....you baffled the bear with bullshit and then made your escape. :oeudC:



Is your ability to babble like an idiot a genetic trait or is it a learned behavior?
Posted by JOE
 - July 07, 2016, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Darsh Patel.  He's on the list.


Tastes like curry. Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:

Yes, yes I can haha


Well its nothin' ta laugh about Ladies.

Easy to joke about it until y'ave stepped inta the bear pit, eh?

The youngin' didn't listen to his elders so he paid the price.

He was warned about the danger.

Guess he stepped inta his own 'Blair Witch Project' of his own making.

Oh well...live 'n learn...but sometimes don't live, eh?

And then they learn their lesson too late.

But Old Joe coulda told 'em. Sadly I couldn't be there ta help 'em.

Its too bad when we gotta bury the younger generation.
Posted by kiebers
 - July 07, 2016, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: "RW"Here Joe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of ... th_America">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America



It's a list of all the fatal bear attacks in North America.  More men die at the claws of bears than women.

Quote from: "JOE"
Anyways, if you had to fight for your life with no weapons to defend you against a 400 lb bear, you'd never forget. Actually, many women don't survive attacks by wild animals because they're not tough enough. Sorry to say that, I just tell it like it is.

Since more men die, does that mean they're not tough enough? Based on what J0E is saying seems to be the case. Glad I don't live in bear country, but I would have something to deter a bear.  Extra glad I have strong tough women in the family.
Posted by Renee
 - July 07, 2016, 03:36:05 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "RW"Here Joe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of ... th_America">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America



It's a list of all the fatal bear attacks in North America.  More men die at the claws of bears than women.


well I coulda been on that list, eh 'Real?



But my number wasn't up yet. So yah don't see my name there, eh.



Yeah, bein' eaten alive is surely one of the worst ways ta die, eh 'Real? Nearly happend ta me. Unfortunately some of yah female sistas, well the ain't so lucky.



That's why I never wanna die violently like that - just go peacefully in my own bed without a knife in my back, eh 'Real?


Funny how we keep hearing about this alleged encounter with a bear but we get very little specifics and those that we do get, are conflicting.



Joe, if it was as close and as dangerous an encounter as you claim, you probably wouldn't be here. The fact is, a person cannot out run or fight off a 400lb bear with their bare hands if that bear really wants to eat you.



As I've already outlined previously....you are either bullshitting or you have a yellow streak down your back a mile wide.



Which is it, Joey?
Posted by JOE
 - July 07, 2016, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: "RW"Here Joe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of ... th_America">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America



It's a list of all the fatal bear attacks in North America.  More men die at the claws of bears than women.


well I coulda been on that list, eh 'Real?



But my number wasn't up yet. So yah don't see my name there, eh.



Yeah, bein' eaten alive is surely one of the worst ways ta die, eh 'Real? Nearly happend ta me. Unfortunately some of yah female sistas, well the ain't so lucky.



That's why I never wanna die violently like that - just go peacefully in my own bed without a knife in my back, eh 'Real?
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 07, 2016, 03:01:00 PM
Quote from: "RW"I live in black bear country - right in the thick of it.  I have had bears walk up my driveway more than once.  They're all over the place here.  No one gets attacked by them.  That said, they are curious and will approach people.  My uncle had to pop one in the face while eating on a park bench and my aunt swatted one on the nose for sniffing her while she was napping on her poolside patio.



I know of a few instances of animal attacks in these parts, all of them involving cougars aka mountain lions.  Both cases were women.  Both women survived.  One was a rollerblader who was chased by two juveniles and the other had an old cougar break into her house and attack her with she sat on her couch.



A woman was attacked in Maple Ridge yesterday and suffered minor injuries.



So don't worry Joe, we seem to be able to handle ourselves with the wild beasts.

I know RW..



We will be camping in your area next week..



We weren't sure until a couple of days ago whether we would go ahead with this year's camping trip..



It might be the last one that my daughter joins us.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 07, 2016, 02:55:12 PM
Quote from: "Renee"Christ.....for a minute there I thought Odi finally posted his picture.  :laugh:

 ac_toofunny
Posted by Twenty Dollars
 - July 07, 2016, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "RW"We got offered a bunny this weekend.  We declined.

Rabbits are cute to look at but that's about it.

My husband has a strict no rodent rule.


And he lets you stay?  :2r4ml1j_th:
Posted by RW
 - July 07, 2016, 12:27:06 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Darsh Patel.  He's on the list.


Tastes like curry.



Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:

Yes, yes I can haha
Posted by JOE
 - July 07, 2016, 12:25:39 PM
Quote from: "RW"Darsh Patel.  He's on the list.


That's why I don't go into the bush anymore.

I've already used up my nine lives.

I probably should've died that time.

Luck only comes around once.

Once lucky, it usually never comes the second time around.
Posted by Twenty Dollars
 - July 07, 2016, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Darsh Patel.  He's on the list.


Tastes like curry.



Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:


If it has to do with taste and flavor. I believe it.
Posted by Renee
 - July 07, 2016, 12:21:30 PM
Quote from: "RW"Darsh Patel.  He's on the list.


Tastes like curry.



Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:
Posted by RW
 - July 07, 2016, 12:16:37 PM
Darsh Patel.  He's on the list.
Posted by Renee
 - July 07, 2016, 12:15:25 PM
Quote from: "RW"I live in black bear country - right in the thick of it.  I have had bears walk up my driveway more than once.  They're all over the place here.  No one gets attacked by them.  That said, they are curious and will approach people.  My uncle had to pop one in the face while eating on a park bench and my aunt swatted one on the nose for sniffing her while she was napping on her poolside patio.



I know of a few instances of animal attacks in these parts, all of them involving cougars aka mountain lions.  Both cases were women.  Both women survived.  One was a rollerblader who was chased by two juveniles and the other had an old cougar break into her house and attack her with she sat on her couch.



A woman was attacked in Maple Ridge yesterday and suffered minor injuries.



So don't worry Joe, we seem to be able to handle ourselves with the wild beasts.


Believe it or not, we have black bears in large numbers here in NJ. They're all over the Northeast.



The last bear attack happened about year ago in the northern part of the state. Some dumbass Hindu hiker wasn't paying attention and got mauled to death and I believe partially eaten.



But then again it was a guy so I'm not sure that incident counts.