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Posted by Angry White Male
 - September 25, 2016, 01:42:28 AM
Quote from: "Herman"You brought up the subject retard.

Excuse me?



I simply posted that I purchased the same hand-held BAC tester that the RCMP use, and that it was purchased for novelty purposes.



Retard?



Get your fucking shit in order, Herman, before I really give you a lot of work to do.  We talked about this earlier, about Mods utilizing discretion...



The next time you call me a "retard" for purchasing a device, you best have Fash lock down the forum and hire additional Mods.



I've respected you up until this point, but I hope I'm very fucking clear with this one post, since it won't be repeated again.
Posted by Anonymous
 - September 24, 2016, 07:32:06 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"The posters here aren't very bright, it seems.  I bought a hand held as a novelty item, not so I can drink while I'm driving my work truck and keep myself under the limit!



I don't ever drink on the job.  I prefer to take care of business first, and then get loaded!

You brought up the subject retard.
Posted by Angry White Male
 - September 24, 2016, 02:44:36 AM
She's lucky she found a schmuck with money that took her in...
Posted by GORDY GAMBINO
 - September 24, 2016, 02:42:36 AM
I wanna strangle her
Posted by Angry White Male
 - September 24, 2016, 02:33:35 AM
I think Mimi has one!
Posted by GORDY GAMBINO
 - September 24, 2016, 01:48:30 AM
If I ever buy a novelty item its gonna be a fucken big tea pot....555
Posted by Angry White Male
 - September 24, 2016, 01:22:41 AM
The posters here aren't very bright, it seems.  I bought a hand held as a novelty item, not so I can drink while I'm driving my work truck and keep myself under the limit!



I don't ever drink on the job.  I prefer to take care of business first, and then get loaded!
Posted by GORDY GAMBINO
 - September 23, 2016, 03:13:32 AM
You get a bit of a feel for it when the only time you drive is when you are drunk



When I was an Insurance Assessor I heard the same story over and over...yes only doing 60kph, yes not drunk, blah blah and they were just in an accident.



Better you drive pissed as, at twice the speed cos those people never have accidents.



Max I blew was 0.324% ,allowable limit was 0.08% now 0.05%.
Posted by Anonymous
 - September 23, 2016, 12:13:24 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"That's impressive Ace. You might want to start moving her stuff into your loom.


Berry is deaf.  Certifiably deaf.  That's why she gets disability.



She popped out a kid with a chugger.



She lives in a subsidized dump.



Ace doesn't take on these cases.  Ace is a businessman that is happy single.



My ex taught me enough, and she was good looking with no baggage.



Fuck Western women.  Useless fucking cunts.



The first thing they'll see after the first date, is a pre-nup.

You are an alcoholic trucker that needs his own breathalyzer? You should quit drinking or find a new business. Operating loaded trucks while loaded is really fucking stupid.
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - September 22, 2016, 02:12:48 AM
Certifiably deaf?  Like I said Ace, you may want to quit drinking...now you just sound like an extra cheesy Wooderson.  No wonder you're single.
Posted by Angry White Male
 - September 22, 2016, 01:32:10 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"That's impressive Ace. You might want to start moving her stuff into your loom.


Berry is deaf.  Certifiably deaf.  That's why she gets disability.



She popped out a kid with a chugger.



She lives in a subsidized dump.



Ace doesn't take on these cases.  Ace is a businessman that is happy single.



My ex taught me enough, and she was good looking with no baggage.



Fuck Western women.  Useless fucking cunts.



The first thing they'll see after the first date, is a pre-nup.
Posted by Angry White Male
 - September 22, 2016, 01:26:12 AM
Besides, the cost of this unit can be taxed as a business expense.
Posted by GORDY GAMBINO
 - September 22, 2016, 12:57:48 AM
That's impressive Ace. You might want to start moving her stuff into your loom.
Posted by Angry White Male
 - September 22, 2016, 12:40:36 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Cause he's fuckin stupid Fashy.



Mel, you should really quit drinking.  You'll reap the benefits...

....you'll lose your fuckin gut...

....your skin tone will look much better and you wont age as fast or look like shit in the morning.....

....your mentality will improve 100%...

....you won't be so fuckin depressed all the time....

....you won't have to spend money on ridiculous shit, like this stupid device you just bought...plus you'll save thousands from not drinking...

....you can be healthy and fit...head to the gym or a jog instead of getting wasted, passed out and piss the couch...

....the list goes on and on....



Alcohol will rot your insides, make you look like shit on the out and kill you.


Look Babes...



My main problem with dating is that I have to go 20 years younger (high school age) to even FIND a woman that's compatible with my looks and physique.



And I'm not fucking joking.  My physique is the same as it was when I was in high school.  My hair is, everything is.



I still wear my Starter jacket for fun.



Just because you fucking hags have blown out 10 kids, and rode every dick from here to Mars, doesn't excuse you from how you age, and how quickly you went downhill after 25.



You want to know the truth?  I have given up on dating completely.  You hags are not even 40, but look 50 or 60.  I'm not even 40, and I look 20.



You hags are generally all fucking land whales.  If I was fat, I would not complain.  I'm not.  I'm a toned 170lbs.  And that no lie!  Most of you hags easily outweigh me, and I'm 5' 11".
Posted by Angry White Male
 - September 22, 2016, 12:37:00 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Why would anyone need that device..



Impaired driving is illegal and dangerous.


It's a novelty item for us party people that are in a position to afford such items.



I am in a position to purchase items that perhaps you are not.



Do not question why people buy the things they do, should you have no interest nor ability to purchase such item yourself.