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Posted by Odinson
- January 14, 2020, 02:21:45 PMAll chinese women wear that sexy little dress... Qipao.Quote from: "Odinson"
Thats what Shen wears... When that girl is wearing something..
I have a qipao too Odi.
Do you wear it during special occasions?
Parties?
I'll wear it for Chinese New Years Celebrations..
Shen Li looks better in hers because she has longer legs than me.
Your legs looked just perfect.
You got that luminous feminine grace about you and Qipao fits you better..
Shen Lis luminescence comes from the glitter on her panties.
Posted by Anonymous
- January 14, 2020, 01:39:10 PMI often wear my patriotic finnish swastika shirt when I visit another country..Quote from: "Odinson"
I act racist&arrogant while picking up the local women..
Its only a matter of time before I get my ass destroyed by the local kung fu protagonist.
I'm a racist too. I got poontang from Nigeria to Norway.
I'm glad you had your wallet on you, Herm.
Posted by Anonymous
- January 14, 2020, 01:08:17 AMAll chinese women wear that sexy little dress... Qipao.Quote from: "Odinson"
Thats what Shen wears... When that girl is wearing something..
I have a qipao too Odi.
Do you wear it during special occasions?
Parties?
I'll wear it for Chinese New Years Celebrations..
Shen Li looks better in hers because she has longer legs than me.
Yes, I longer, sexier legs, than you and they connect to a bigger, rounder ASS than yours.ac_razz
You go five posts without talking about your derriere.
Posted by Anonymous
- January 14, 2020, 12:58:06 AMAll chinese women wear that sexy little dress... Qipao.Quote from: "Odinson"
Thats what Shen wears... When that girl is wearing something..
I have a qipao too Odi.
Do you wear it during special occasions?
Parties?
I'll wear it for Chinese New Years Celebrations..
Shen Li looks better in hers because she has longer legs than me.
Yes, I longer, sexier legs, than you and they connect to a bigger, rounder ASS than yours.
Posted by Anonymous
- January 14, 2020, 12:43:25 AMAll chinese women wear that sexy little dress... Qipao.Quote from: "Odinson"
Thats what Shen wears... When that girl is wearing something..
I have a qipao too Odi.
Do you wear it during special occasions?
Parties?
I'll wear it for Chinese New Years Celebrations..
Shen Li looks better in hers because she has longer legs than me.
Posted by Odinson
- January 14, 2020, 12:37:14 AMAll chinese women wear that sexy little dress... Qipao.Quote from: "Odinson"
Thats what Shen wears... When that girl is wearing something..
I have a qipao too Odi.
Do you wear it during special occasions?
Parties?
Posted by Odinson
- January 13, 2020, 11:18:17 PMAll chinese women wear that sexy little dress... Qipao.Quote from: "Odinson"
Thats what Shen wears... When that girl is wearing something..
I have a qipao too Odi.
Do you wear it in Canada?
Posted by Anonymous
- January 13, 2020, 11:16:22 PMAll chinese women wear that sexy little dress... Qipao.Quote from: "Odinson"
Thats what Shen wears... When that girl is wearing something..
I have a qipao too Odi.
Posted by Odinson
- January 13, 2020, 11:02:39 PMThats what Shen wears... When that girl is wearing something..
Posted by Gaon
- January 11, 2020, 11:59:40 PMI saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
...so I keyed it...
...that's how I roll.
What does Shen Li drive.
A big bootymobile...
Ah shaddap or I'll sit on ur face.
:2r4ml1j_th:
A big bootymobile is an obscure phrase in China...
I said in a dialect of Shen Li-ese... I'll have the dumplings. Hold the fanny farts....
Her reply means, fuck you round eye.... soy with that?
I want to go to China to see if I can find a girl to greet me Shen Li-ese. Hopefully with a butt like Shen Li too.
Posted by Anonymous
- January 11, 2020, 11:04:24 PMI often wear my patriotic finnish swastika shirt when I visit another country..Quote from: "Odinson"
I act racist&arrogant while picking up the local women..
Its only a matter of time before I get my ass destroyed by the local kung fu protagonist.
I'm a racist too. I got poontang from Nigeria to Norway.
Posted by Odinson
- January 11, 2020, 09:47:57 PMI act racist&arrogant while picking up the local women..
Its only a matter of time before I get my ass destroyed by the local kung fu protagonist.
Posted by Anonymous
- January 11, 2020, 10:53:03 AMI saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
...so I keyed it...
...that's how I roll.
What does Shen Li drive.
A big bootymobile...
Ah shaddap or I'll sit on ur face.
:2r4ml1j_th:
Its a form of chinese greeting..
The chinese women sit on your face.
I am searching for a flight to China right now.
But you gotta remember... Its only a form of saying hello..
If your peepee gets hard, you go to jail.
Chinese like sex Odi, Why do you think there's 1.4 billion of us.
Chinese people dont have sex...
They multiply through cellular mitosis.
Posted by Odinson
- January 11, 2020, 04:06:56 AMI saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
...so I keyed it...
...that's how I roll.
What does Shen Li drive.
A big bootymobile...
Ah shaddap or I'll sit on ur face.
:2r4ml1j_th:
Its a form of chinese greeting..
The chinese women sit on your face.
I am searching for a flight to China right now.
But you gotta remember... Its only a form of saying hello..
If your peepee gets hard, you go to jail.
Chinese like sex Odi, Why do you think there's 1.4 billion of us.
Chinese people dont have sex...
They multiply through cellular mitosis.
Posted by Frood
- January 11, 2020, 03:57:51 AMI saw a street racer with a custom paint job made up of the chinese flag and communist party decals...Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
...so I keyed it...
...that's how I roll.
What does Shen Li drive.
A big bootymobile...
Ah shaddap or I'll sit on ur face.
:2r4ml1j_th:
Its a form of chinese greeting..
The chinese women sit on your face.
I am searching for a flight to China right now.
But you gotta remember... Its only a form of saying hello..
If your peepee gets hard, you go to jail.
It's in the inflection that it matters what the meaning flows on...
Take for instance this ancient phrase in Cantonese:
Shen Li, you take my sugar lumps in your V-tea?
Very obscure and hard to translate to English, but it more or less means "I like your flowing robe. May I offer your parents livestock in exchange for a date to the New Moon Homecoming Dance?"
Get the delivery off even the slightest bit and you've insulted a family's honour...
HTH