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Posted by Blurt
 - February 14, 2020, 10:50:48 AM
For some reason, I'm thinking of that scene in The Matrix when Neo gets up off the floor in the hallway of that apartment building after being shot repeatedly in the chest at point blank range. Eyes closed, head tilted down, he flexes his muscles and then lets a wall-bender rip before opening his eyes to glare at Agent Smith and his goons.



Now that was a red pill fart.
Posted by Frood
 - February 14, 2020, 01:29:40 AM
Almost smell and hear it...
Posted by Anonymous
 - February 14, 2020, 12:51:49 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"I just threw the most awful fart



Its a god damned wall bender  acc_angry


Alriiiight!  :punk:



I love a good fart! I'm all about the sound tho...my farts dont smell tho.



I like the occasional high pitched ones sometimes by lucky chance..like, weeeeeeeee...uuerrrppp.

You can spot a good fart post ten time zones away. :laugh3:
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - February 13, 2020, 11:26:50 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"I just threw the most awful fart



Its a god damned wall bender  acc_angry


Alriiiight!  :punk:



I love a good fart! I'm all about the sound tho...my farts dont smell tho.



I like the occasional high pitched ones sometimes by lucky chance..like, weeeeeeeee...uuerrrppp.
Posted by Frood
 - February 13, 2020, 11:54:46 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blurt"I thought Martini was a dishwasher. Isn't he a dishwasher?



Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?

Seamajor used to post that SCOUSE is a dishwasher over and over again..



But, now that they're allies against Biggie, DD, Shen, Herman and myself he doesn't do that anymore.


They probably worked out that one of them washes pans and the other has to shit in a ceramic one placed under his bed...



https://youtu.be/Vg5cwSBnyQU">https://youtu.be/Vg5cwSBnyQU
Posted by Anonymous
 - February 13, 2020, 11:41:53 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"I thought Martini was a dishwasher. Isn't he a dishwasher?



Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?

Seamajor used to post that SCOUSE is a dishwasher over and over again..



But, now that they're allies against Biggie, DD, Shen, Herman and myself he doesn't do that anymore.
Posted by Dove
 - February 13, 2020, 09:04:09 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Duh"Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.

One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..



Besides, it's none of my business.

All she does is talks about him.



She wouldn't know unless she was stalking him.



That's kind of creepy.



Just my two cents




 Dramatic, much?



 Translation: "if you bust me in my constant lies, you are a stalker".  Lol.
Posted by Dove
 - February 13, 2020, 09:00:10 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Does KM have any income or just not enough to support his family? If the answer to either is yes, THAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?

 

 Gross, isnt it?
Posted by caskur
 - February 13, 2020, 04:56:37 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"I thought Martini was a dishwasher. Isn't he a dishwasher?



Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?


Dishwashers earn 100,000 in our mining areas.



You should be so lucky.



And KM is a bar tender....



hth



 :empathy:
Posted by Blurt
 - February 13, 2020, 04:49:13 AM
I thought Martini was a dishwasher. Isn't he a dishwasher?



Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?
Posted by Anonymous
 - February 13, 2020, 02:26:08 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Duh"Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.

One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..



Besides, it's none of my business.

All she does is talks about him.



She wouldn't know unless she was stalking him.



That's kind of creepy.



Just my two cents
Posted by Anonymous
 - February 13, 2020, 02:13:25 AM
Quote from: "Duh"Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.

One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..



Besides, it's none of my business.
Posted by Anonymous
 - February 13, 2020, 02:08:04 AM
Quote from: "Duh"Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.

Wasn't that awhile ago?
Posted by Anonymous
 - February 13, 2020, 02:05:15 AM
Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.
Posted by Anonymous
 - February 13, 2020, 02:01:30 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Does KM have any income or just not enough to support his family? If the answer to either is yes, THAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?

I've read post's that he is experiencing financial problems..



I take most posts like that with a pinch of salt, but I've wondered what he does..



He claimed on SG and here that he's a bartender..



It must be difficult to support children on a bartender's wages.


Do not neglect to mention the 3.2 cents per month he earns via podcast listens



Thats a considerable sum of money when calculated over a stretch of a million years



So dont be mentioning this within earshot of the IRS

Lol guest, perhaps I'm being a bit nosy.

Fuck no, he bragged about all the money he was making.

If he's actually bartending in Chicago, he's making money.

Is he actually bartending in Chicago?

Who knows?



Nobody on these forums would

One person does, but I'm not going to ask her.

How would they know?