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Posted by Odinson
 - March 03, 2020, 11:35:18 PM
My ex was and is pretty easy to satisfy in bed..



I'm a horndog and I'll chew that rug into oblivion unless my mistress puts a stop to it.
Posted by caskur
 - March 03, 2020, 11:16:01 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "caskur"https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154">https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-life ... q-20058154">https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154



Is it possible to fracture your penis?

Answer From Landon Trost, M.D.



Yes. Although rare, penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to an erect penis.

During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If an engorged penis is bent suddenly or forcefully, the trauma can rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma most often occurs after accidental injury during intercourse, but can also occur due to aggressive masturbation or taqaandan, a cultural practice in which the top of an erect penis is forcefully bent.



A penis fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.



A penis fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended.



Left untreated, a penis fracture might result in deformity of the penis or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sex (erectile dysfunction).


Penises dont bend when erect..




My penis not only bends in half but detaches into two separate penises. The other one goes straight up her ass while I'm fucking her



How's that for some heavy duty studsmenship?


So you screw a plastic blow-up doll?... check!~
Posted by Dove
 - March 03, 2020, 08:49:01 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Well this is interesting.



 Now I know why when I have an orgasm that is really good i feel like i have the pulsey for like 20 seconds lol



 https://youtu.be/BMkj2r-rQE4">https://youtu.be/BMkj2r-rQE4


You dont need an orgasm..



Its not necessary for procreation.


 Well Odi, I will not be reproducing and I have more choices for partners than men do.



 So i get what i want or i move on to the next thirsty guy with resources I want.



 NEXT!
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 03, 2020, 07:17:41 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "caskur"https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154">https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-life ... q-20058154">https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154



Is it possible to fracture your penis?

Answer From Landon Trost, M.D.



Yes. Although rare, penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to an erect penis.

During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If an engorged penis is bent suddenly or forcefully, the trauma can rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma most often occurs after accidental injury during intercourse, but can also occur due to aggressive masturbation or taqaandan, a cultural practice in which the top of an erect penis is forcefully bent.



A penis fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.



A penis fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended.



Left untreated, a penis fracture might result in deformity of the penis or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sex (erectile dysfunction).


Penises dont bend when erect..




My penis not only bends in half but detaches into two separate penises. The other one goes straight up her ass while I'm fucking her



How's that for some heavy duty studsmenship?
Posted by Odinson
 - March 03, 2020, 07:09:41 PM
Quote from: "caskur"https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154">https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-life ... q-20058154">https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154



Is it possible to fracture your penis?

Answer From Landon Trost, M.D.



Yes. Although rare, penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to an erect penis.

During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If an engorged penis is bent suddenly or forcefully, the trauma can rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma most often occurs after accidental injury during intercourse, but can also occur due to aggressive masturbation or taqaandan, a cultural practice in which the top of an erect penis is forcefully bent.



A penis fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.



A penis fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended.



Left untreated, a penis fracture might result in deformity of the penis or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sex (erectile dysfunction).


Penises dont bend when erect..
Posted by Odinson
 - March 03, 2020, 07:06:50 PM
Quote from: "Dove"Well this is interesting.



 Now I know why when I have an orgasm that is really good i feel like i have the pulsey for like 20 seconds lol



 https://youtu.be/BMkj2r-rQE4">https://youtu.be/BMkj2r-rQE4


You dont need an orgasm..



Its not necessary for procreation.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 03, 2020, 10:09:42 AM
Do you think you could have a more interesting meltdown next time? Tia
Posted by fuckugoogle
 - March 03, 2020, 10:05:24 AM
Porn pictures are restricted to the Gutter.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 03, 2020, 09:53:27 AM
Dove wants everyone to be thinking about her having an orgasm, fuckugoogle wants everyone to be thinking about her spotty ass
Posted by fuckugoogle
 - March 03, 2020, 09:50:13 AM
Porn pictures are restricted to the Gutter.
Posted by Dove
 - March 03, 2020, 09:43:03 AM
Well this is interesting.



 Now I know why when I have an orgasm that is really good i feel like i have the pulsey for like 20 seconds lol



 https://youtu.be/BMkj2r-rQE4">https://youtu.be/BMkj2r-rQE4
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 03, 2020, 03:58:54 AM
Quote from: "Dove"Shes right, tho.

No she's not...



The next thing you'll be telling me is that Mama Cass died via Ham Sandwich.



Or that Shirley Temple was a 30 year old Dwarf.



Or that chinks have horizontal pussies.



Pick your poison!   :laugh:
Posted by Dove
 - March 02, 2020, 09:14:11 AM
Shes right, tho.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 02, 2020, 04:05:42 AM
Look, Caskur, I don't need you to tell me how a dick works.  I have one, and I know what it does.



They don't "bend in half" in the vag, and the average cervix will not be bumped by the average dick.



If you fill your vag with some massive Nig dick, maybe your cervix can be battered and bruised, but that is your fault for defiling yourself with Nig dick in the first place.
Posted by caskur
 - March 02, 2020, 03:40:34 AM
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154">https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-life ... q-20058154">https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154



Is it possible to fracture your penis?

Answer From Landon Trost, M.D.



Yes. Although rare, penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to an erect penis.

During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If an engorged penis is bent suddenly or forcefully, the trauma can rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma most often occurs after accidental injury during intercourse, but can also occur due to aggressive masturbation or taqaandan, a cultural practice in which the top of an erect penis is forcefully bent.



A penis fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.



A penis fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended.



Left untreated, a penis fracture might result in deformity of the penis or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sex (erectile dysfunction).