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Posted by Anonymous
 - July 22, 2020, 05:20:35 AM
STFU asswipe!
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 21, 2020, 05:10:46 PM
Julia Robert's = Horse face.



Ugly bitch with huge teeth.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 21, 2020, 03:17:17 PM
Quote from: "Ali G" post_id=372233 time=1595355589
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=372199 time=1595335583 user_id=1676
I had a nightmare the other night that her and I got body swapped and after I checked out the boobage in the mirror (ample but not massive - ie. 90s Julia Roberts) went for precursory tour of the basement and had all 5 fingers get sucked in and as far as up to the wrist.  



She has had 3 children, 2 of which were twins so I suspect her vjay vjay copped some fast and furious mileage through no fault her own.



After I washed my hands in the dream, I raided her fridge and ate all the beef and seafood I could find then un-did the button of my jeans and farted on the sofa for the rest of the night.


For real? Booyaksha!



Respek!


Jigger
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 21, 2020, 02:19:49 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=372199 time=1595335583 user_id=1676
I had a nightmare the other night that her and I got body swapped and after I checked out the boobage in the mirror (ample but not massive - ie. 90s Julia Roberts) went for precursory tour of the basement and had all 5 fingers get sucked in and as far as up to the wrist.  



She has had 3 children, 2 of which were twins so I suspect her vjay vjay copped some fast and furious mileage through no fault her own.



After I washed my hands in the dream, I raided her fridge and ate all the beef and seafood I could find then un-did the button of my jeans and farted on the sofa for the rest of the night.


For real? Booyaksha!



Respek!
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 21, 2020, 09:12:57 AM
They can take their stinky worn out cunts elsewhere...
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 21, 2020, 09:00:07 AM
It happens.  Women get worn out, and you can't even hit her in the shitter...



The all get worn out.



Best practice is to stay single, or find a young one!  Yum!
Posted by Frood
 - July 21, 2020, 08:56:36 AM
Ahem... I was 1990's Julia Roberts... cute as a button, even my farts were cute... but the HooHoo was classic 50+ year old woman.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 21, 2020, 08:51:04 AM
You could hit her in the shitter, or better yet know what any male knows:  Women age like like milk.  Almost every time.



It's why I stay single!  Look at the fat hogs wandering around!



If it wasn't for welfare, those land whales would be sucking dick for a dollar a blow!
Posted by Frood
 - July 21, 2020, 08:46:23 AM
I had a nightmare the other night that her and I got body swapped and after I checked out the boobage in the mirror (ample but not massive - ie. 90s Julia Roberts) went for precursory tour of the basement and had all 5 fingers get sucked in and as far as up to the wrist.  



She has had 3 children, 2 of which were twins so I suspect her vjay vjay copped some fast and furious mileage through no fault her own.



After I washed my hands in the dream, I raided her fridge and ate all the beef and seafood I could find then un-did the button of my jeans and farted on the sofa for the rest of the night.