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Posted by Anonymous
 - March 08, 2021, 05:21:21 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=404509 time=1615219991 user_id=1974
"Blurt said..." Indeed?



Don't I just wish life in the 21st century trenches was mostly about eliminating bad odours and killing 99.9% of germs!



I'm sure nobody here believes Herman ever washes barrelwash barrels.  ac_wot



Personal hygiene is only underrated if your work involves being pantless on Zoom.

I'm glad we got that straigtened out.
Posted by Odinson
 - March 08, 2021, 04:45:53 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=404507 time=1615217721 user_id=156
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=404426 time=1615157946 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404425 time=1615156988 user_id=136
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=404423 time=1615156872 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404420 time=1615156439 user_id=136
Blurt said that Americans are neurotic about personal hygiene..





But Blazor proved him wrong.



Blazor has his horse hitched in the living room.





 :laugh:

Did you mean to post this in Helter Skelter Odi?

No...



It was referring to Renees comments about russians smelling bad.



She always says that non-americans smell bad.



 ac_biggrin

Oh, I see.


Odi worries that I will find his personal hygiene offensive. And he's right, I probably will... :laugh3: I have a sensitive nose.



BTW, do you know why Odi says that he will get along in general population in a Russian prison?..Because he can weave blankets and shit out of his back hair and sell them to his fellow inmates for cigarettes and bubblegum.


Love conquers all, Renee.  ac_wub





There is no market for cigarettes in Russian prisons.



There is a market for guns.  :laugh3:
Posted by Blurt
 - March 08, 2021, 11:13:11 AM
"Blurt said..." Indeed?



Don't I just wish life in the 21st century trenches was mostly about eliminating bad odours and killing 99.9% of germs!



I'm sure nobody here believes Herman ever washes barrelwash barrels.  ac_wot



Personal hygiene is only underrated if your work involves being pantless on Zoom.
Posted by Renee
 - March 08, 2021, 10:35:21 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=404426 time=1615157946 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404425 time=1615156988 user_id=136
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=404423 time=1615156872 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404420 time=1615156439 user_id=136
Blurt said that Americans are neurotic about personal hygiene..





But Blazor proved him wrong.



Blazor has his horse hitched in the living room.





 :laugh:

Did you mean to post this in Helter Skelter Odi?

No...



It was referring to Renees comments about russians smelling bad.



She always says that non-americans smell bad.



 ac_biggrin

Oh, I see.


Odi worries that I will find his personal hygiene offensive. And he's right, I probably will... :laugh3: I have a sensitive nose.



BTW, do you know why Odi says that he will get along in general population in a Russian prison?..Because he can weave blankets and shit out of his back hair and sell them to his fellow inmates for cigarettes and bubblegum.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 07, 2021, 05:59:06 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404425 time=1615156988 user_id=136
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=404423 time=1615156872 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404420 time=1615156439 user_id=136
Blurt said that Americans are neurotic about personal hygiene..





But Blazor proved him wrong.



Blazor has his horse hitched in the living room.





 :laugh:

Did you mean to post this in Helter Skelter Odi?

No...



It was referring to Renees comments about russians smelling bad.



She always says that non-americans smell bad.



 ac_biggrin

Oh, I see.
Posted by Odinson
 - March 07, 2021, 05:43:08 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=404423 time=1615156872 user_id=3254
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404420 time=1615156439 user_id=136
Blurt said that Americans are neurotic about personal hygiene..





But Blazor proved him wrong.



Blazor has his horse hitched in the living room.





 :laugh:

Did you mean to post this in Helter Skelter Odi?

No...



It was referring to Renees comments about russians smelling bad.



She always says that non-americans smell bad.



 ac_biggrin
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 07, 2021, 05:41:12 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404420 time=1615156439 user_id=136
Blurt said that Americans are neurotic about personal hygiene..





But Blazor proved him wrong.



Blazor has his horse hitched in the living room.





 :laugh:

Did you mean to post this in Helter Skelter Odi?
Posted by Odinson
 - March 07, 2021, 05:33:59 PM
Blurt said that Americans are neurotic about personal hygiene..





But Blazor proved him wrong.



Blazor has his horse hitched in the living room.





 :laugh:
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 07, 2021, 05:02:46 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=404410 time=1615154147 user_id=156
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=404392 time=1615150616 user_id=114
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404391 time=1615149649 user_id=136
There are two types of russian ladies..



The babushka who carries 200 kilo logs on her shoulders... Smokes Mahorka tobacco.





And then there is the ultra feminine home maker who wakes up with her hair done and make up on.

Having met a lot of Russian ladies, I can say there's a lot in between those two extremes.


The majority of Russia "ladies" (if you can stretch the definition wide enough) that I have met were strippers, shop lifters and pigs. And a lot of them smelled and they couldn't wear enough pink sugar or love's babby soft perfume to cover it up... :negative:

There are some frickin gorgeous Russian gals, but most are not.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 07, 2021, 05:00:03 PM
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=404392 time=1615150616 user_id=114
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404391 time=1615149649 user_id=136
There are two types of russian ladies..



The babushka who carries 200 kilo logs on her shoulders... Smokes Mahorka tobacco.





And then there is the ultra feminine home maker who wakes up with her hair done and make up on.

Having met a lot of Russian ladies, I can say there's a lot in between those two extremes.

Are there a lot of Russians living in Southern Ontario?
Posted by Renee
 - March 07, 2021, 04:55:47 PM
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=404392 time=1615150616 user_id=114
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404391 time=1615149649 user_id=136
There are two types of russian ladies..



The babushka who carries 200 kilo logs on her shoulders... Smokes Mahorka tobacco.





And then there is the ultra feminine home maker who wakes up with her hair done and make up on.

Having met a lot of Russian ladies, I can say there's a lot in between those two extremes.


The majority of Russia "ladies" (if you can stretch the definition wide enough) that I have met were strippers, shop lifters and pigs. And a lot of them smelled and they couldn't wear enough pink sugar or love's babby soft perfume to cover it up... :negative:
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 07, 2021, 03:56:56 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404391 time=1615149649 user_id=136
There are two types of russian ladies..



The babushka who carries 200 kilo logs on her shoulders... Smokes Mahorka tobacco.





And then there is the ultra feminine home maker who wakes up with her hair done and make up on.

Having met a lot of Russian ladies, I can say there's a lot in between those two extremes.
Posted by Odinson
 - March 07, 2021, 03:40:49 PM
There are two types of russian ladies..



The babushka who carries 200 kilo logs on her shoulders... Smokes Mahorka tobacco.





And then there is the ultra feminine home maker who wakes up with her hair done and make up on.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 07, 2021, 03:01:03 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=404374 time=1615084345 user_id=88
Tell that 7 feet tall Tatyana Bolshunova to stop moaning and try to get up after Shen shows him another use for a knee  :wink:

I have lived in Kazakhstan and I've been to Russia several times..



I never noticed Russian ladies being particularly tall.
Posted by Odinson
 - March 07, 2021, 09:03:27 AM
Quote from: Renee post_id=404379 time=1615123001 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=404375 time=1615087397 user_id=136
Quote from: cc post_id=404374 time=1615084345 user_id=88
Tell that 7 feet tall Tatyana Bolshunova to stop moaning and try to get up after Shen shows him another use for a knee  :wink:


Shen has that "lesbian vibe" about her...

She eats the pie but leaves the sausage bits untouched.



Tatyana is a womans name... Those russian chicks are broad lassies.





Being a prison wife might be bliss for Shen.


What the fuck are you raving about, skunk ape?



How the hell did you equate this thread with giant mongoloid, Russian, lesbians in general population in a Russian prison?...Back to your old thread bombing tricks or are you just fucked up on potato vodka again?


Nope... I´m just crazy.  :laugh3:





The train of thought started from the naming of serial killers.  ac_biggrin