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Posted by Oerdin
 - October 27, 2022, 10:29:59 PM
The bile seems rather dumb.
Posted by Trump’s Niece
 - October 27, 2022, 07:39:58 PM
Did Poofer ever say why he ended our twenty year friendship?





I bet Oak got in his ear.
Posted by Dove
 - October 23, 2022, 10:13:03 AM
Eeewwww gross and nosey people lol
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 22, 2022, 03:19:13 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=477899 time=1666422042 user_id=3266
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=477895 time=1666421555 user_id=3358:laugh3:


 It was awful. I can still see this guy in my minds eye. Just

....standing there looking in the window.  Like Hannibal Lecter.



  ac_toofunny


I had a similar experience from an adjacent building. We were a third story apartment and the other building was a 20 story but about 100m away. We were rooting away on a hot summer's day with the windows open. My girlfriend saw him first, standing on his balcony with binoculars aimed straight at us and jerking off. And then we noticed about two others on other floors gawking at us too with similar intent.



We made a note to keep the blinds down!  :icon_wink:
Posted by Dove
 - October 22, 2022, 03:00:42 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=477895 time=1666421555 user_id=3358:laugh3:


 It was awful. I can still see this guy in my minds eye. Just

....standing there looking in the window.  Like Hannibal Lecter.



  ac_toofunny
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 22, 2022, 02:52:35 AM
:laugh3:
Posted by Dove
 - October 22, 2022, 02:45:49 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477759 time=1666323126 user_id=1676
Quote from: Dove post_id=477758 time=1666322285 user_id=3266




 So.....where do you, do business then?


Near neighbour's bedroom windows....



What? It's safe.


 Did I ever tell you about this batshit crazy guy who lived a few houses down from my husband and I before we went to rehab?



 The guy who constantly talked about his fake seizures (he faked seizure disorder to get a steady supply of xanax and klonopin), who also was known to stand on his car and control the clouds with his mind and throw steak knives at squirrels?



 He would just come over and knock on our door and hold us hostage for hours just....hanging out and being weird. And if we didnt answer the door?  Crazy Bob(his name was actually Bob lol) would walk around our house and stand in front of windows. He was a fucking nut bag.



 One day husband and I were home alone (kid was at school and the Squish wasnt a thought yet) and we were going at it like crazy in the living room. And i happened to look at the window and there was crazy Bob just standing there... looking right at us. Who knows how long he was standing there watching us....just enjoying the show like that's fucking normal.



 I screamed, my husband screamed and threw me and fell over the couch grabbing the blinds...and some drama ensued ....and you would think that would have stopped him from creeping around our house at any given hour of the day, but NOPE. If he came to the door and we didnt answer this weirdo would walk around the house standing in windows.  



 We never involved the police but we did make sure our windows were secure and covered well of we didnt want to bothered or masturbated too.



 As wacky and creepy as that was.....it was him standing on his car, fully convinced he was controling the clouds with his mind that really did me in lol.
Posted by Dove
 - October 22, 2022, 02:45:40 AM
Double post.  ac_sothere
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 22, 2022, 01:06:08 AM
Fucking hell that cunt looks like a complete doofus! ^^^
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 22, 2022, 01:05:18 AM
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 :laugh3:
Posted by Anonymous
 - October 21, 2022, 05:24:18 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477755 time=1666321088 user_id=1676
Quote from: "The Treasurer" post_id=477151 time=1666026559 user_id=3382
Poofer gets talked about where he's not posting almost as much as I do. *snicker*




Ivan was the same...  ac_biggrin

You cast a big enough shadow, people are going to comment on it, doesn't matter where you stand.



My shadow was fucking titanic. Entire boards have been created to talk about me while I wasn't there, you're bugging me with this amateur hour bullshit?  :laugh3:
Posted by Frood
 - October 20, 2022, 11:32:06 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=477758 time=1666322285 user_id=3266
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477756 time=1666321420 user_id=1676






I never flush the proverbial pipes in my own home.... call it, paranoia but I think I would have to off myself if there was a chain of mishaps or bad luck, and somebody used a dirty wash cloth or slipped on the trampoline....


 So.....where do you, do business then?


Near neighbour's bedroom windows....



What? It's safe.
Posted by Dove
 - October 20, 2022, 11:18:05 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477756 time=1666321420 user_id=1676
Quote from: Dove post_id=477751 time=1666316998 user_id=3266




 Leaving wet spots for innocent women to fall on and get pregnant in is something Caligula was known for.



 So I hear.



 

 Just kidding, I'm being full of shit right now lol.




I never flush the proverbial pipes in my own home.... call it, paranoia but I think I would have to off myself if there was a chain of mishaps or bad luck, and somebody used a dirty wash cloth or slipped on the trampoline....


 So.....where do you, do business then?
Posted by Frood
 - October 20, 2022, 11:03:40 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=477751 time=1666316998 user_id=3266
Quote from: UoT post_id=477747 time=1666312998


I'd call it self inflicted. Unless you're prone to slipping over and falling into the wet patch, then it's simply sheer clumsiness.


 Leaving wet spots for innocent women to fall on and get pregnant in is something Caligula was known for.



 So I hear.



 

 Just kidding, I'm being full of shit right now lol.




I never flush the proverbial pipes in my own home.... call it, paranoia but I think I would have to off myself if there was a chain of mishaps or bad luck, and somebody used a dirty wash cloth or slipped on the trampoline....
Posted by Frood
 - October 20, 2022, 10:58:08 PM
Quote from: "The Treasurer" post_id=477151 time=1666026559 user_id=3382
Poofer gets talked about where he's not posting almost as much as I do. *snicker*




Ivan was the same...  ac_biggrin