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[quote author=Anonymous link=msg=498038 date=1681858372]
<r><QUOTE author="Shen Li" post_id="498034" time="1681857438" user_id="3389"><s></e></QUOTE>
The biggest turnoff for me about the old SG was the constant Dove-KM drama. Dove had to share every single personal mistake of her life with a bunch of fucking strangers. Like we want to read that crap let alone giving a shit.
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Yeah, well maybe the fracas turned genuine at the tail of it and maybe not. It's possible, I knew pretty much from the outset that it was a troll designed to get the community's tongues wagging and if Martini had to throw her under the bus to make that happen, I can well imagine he'd do it. He's not the only one that would either, I can think of a few people from the troll and flaming communities with that mindset.

Either way it got ground into the dirt as it was intended to be from the get-go. I was jaded with it long before Martini hit his stride with the TV crew more than a decade ago, though I did appreciate his efforts on the podcast front... second only to my own brief run as Calvin Cuntkicker some years before.

I heard tell a couple of those got posted over at BF recently to the total bemusement of the uninitiated. Even if the persons and events they dealt with were current, I imagine they'd sail clear over their pointy little heads.</r>
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Posted by Dove

- July 17, 2023, 04:27:49 PM

~~Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=508093 time=1689624848 user_id=3397~~
Dove appears to crave random internet forum poster cock. Not sure I've witnessed this before, and I've witnessed plenty of things online...

Being a heterosexual female, I do crave cock. I'm not really fussy about whether the cock I currently get fancy on comes organically in real life or I've dug it up online. If it's attached to a man I find intriguing....I'm gonna be into it.

However I met my current bf back in 1994. My best friend at the time and his best friend at the time were boyfriend/girlfriend. So they had thus plan to hook him and I up. So my friend talked me into skipping school (not hard to do) and they came to pick us up and we went to a local park.

.

He is tall....6'7. Had longish, curly dirty blonde hair. Dorky dark framed glasses and a long puffy coat with a rip in it. I was scared of him. He barely looked at me. So .....ibwas mean to him lol.

Felt bad. Got his number. Called him to apologize. We ended up talking ALL night. First of many all night convos. We dated when I was 19. Stayed best friends for 20 years. Now it's way more than friendship.

I did NOT meet him online.

And LOVE talking about him so don't get me started lol

Posted by Herman

- July 17, 2023, 04:27:18 PM

~~Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508102 time=1689625547 user_id=3214~~
~~Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=508096 time=1689625120 user_id=3397~~

Does it crave forum cock also? This must be a uniquely American phenomenon...

He loves the cock. without a doubt

I never doubted it for a second.

Posted by Biggie Smiles

- July 17, 2023, 04:25:47 PM

~~Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=508096 time=1689625120 user_id=3397~~
~~Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508094 time=1689624975 user_id=3214~~
You obviously haven't met that progressive pansy admin a.k.a apeass

Does it crave forum cock also? This must be a uniquely American phenomenon...

He loves the cock. without a doubt

Posted by Melson Gibson

- July 17, 2023, 04:18:40 PM

~~Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508094 time=1689624975 user_id=3214~~
You obviously haven't met that progressive pansy admin a.k.a apeass

Does it crave forum cock also? This must be a uniquely American phenomenon...

Posted by Biggie Smiles

- July 17, 2023, 04:16:15 PM

~~Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=508093 time=1689624848 user_id=3397~~
Dove appears to crave random internet forum poster cock. Not sure I've witnessed this before, and I've witnessed plenty of things online...

You obviously haven't met that progressive pansy admin a.k.a apeass

Posted by Melson Gibson

- July 17, 2023, 04:14:08 PM

Dove appears to crave random internet forum poster cock. Not sure I've witnessed this before, and I've witnessed plenty of things online...

Posted by Herman

- July 17, 2023, 03:27:13 PM

~~Quote from: observer post_id=508027 time=1689612898~~
Dove is so desperate for attention, she is willing to make a complete ass of herself.

If you had written the deadbeat dad, you would be right.

Posted by Dove

- July 17, 2023, 01:53:34 PM

~~Quote from: observer post_id=508027 time=1689612898~~
Dove is so desperate for attention, she is willing to make a complete ass of herself.

Oh yeah you know....i really should mind my behavior around these forums and all the upstanding impressive people who hang out on them. I mean, if you people think I've made an ASS of myself, that could really ruin my whole reputation! It could even impact my ability to work! Or show my face literally anywhere!

I could be.....cast out of society and forced to live in a cave!

Oh please good internet sir.....please look past my ass like behavior. I am but a small, needy forum peasant. Have mercy on me, great and powerful, faceless forum dweller that you are!

How can I possibly get through this day knowing I've made an ASS on myself on a site called Bastard Factory! I'm so ashamed!! ac_crying

I'll do better, sir!

**belch**

Just on a side note...I don't really get the chance to be "desperate" for attention, I'm literally never at a loss of it considering how often I'm discussed and how I can waltz right into any meltdown thread, snap my fingers and have passionate participation with any argument I feel like having.

Maybe cool the jets a bit and LET me have the opportunity to miss the attention and maybe start to get desperate for it. After all....did I go to you? Nah....nah I didn't. See?

Posted by Anonymous

- July 17, 2023, 12:54:58 PM

Dove is so desperate for attention, she is willing to make a complete ass of herself.

Posted by Biggie Smiles

- July 17, 2023, 08:45:24 AM

I'd just like to point out that admin sucks cock

Still

Posted by Dove

- July 17, 2023, 08:03:37 AM

Oh good. I didn't think anyone was gonna be able to read my tantrum that I posted publicly where everyone reads.

Good job! ac_boring

Posted by Frood

- July 17, 2023, 04:19:02 AM

I'd wager a Kamala Harris Kamaltoe Kontraption.

Posted by Adolf Oliver Bush

- July 17, 2023, 04:16:50 AM

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A worthwhile contribution to be sure. Tell us, what do you masturbate with, inquiring minds wish to know.

Posted by Anonymous

- July 16, 2023, 10:57:59 PM

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Posted by Anonymous

- June 24, 2023, 02:08:31 PM

I own thousands of pus filled zits.