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Posted by Dove
 - July 17, 2023, 04:27:49 PM
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=508093 time=1689624848 user_id=3397
Dove appears to crave random internet forum poster cock.  Not sure I've witnessed this before, and I've witnessed plenty of things online...


 Being a heterosexual female, I do crave cock. I'm not really fussy about whether the cock I currently get fancy on comes organically in real life or I've dug it up online. If it's attached to a man I find intriguing....I'm gonna be into it.



 However I met my current bf back in 1994. My best friend at the time and his best friend at the time were boyfriend/girlfriend.  So they had thus plan to hook him and I up.  So my friend talked me into skipping school (not hard to do) and they came to pick us up and we went to a local park.

.

 He is tall....6'7. Had longish, curly dirty blonde hair. Dorky dark framed glasses and a long puffy coat with a rip in it. I was scared of him. He barely looked at me. So .....ibwas mean to him lol.



 Felt bad. Got his number. Called him to apologize. We ended up talking ALL night. First of many all night convos. We dated when I was 19. Stayed best friends for 20 years. Now it's way more than friendship.



 I did NOT meet him online.



 And LOVE talking about him so don't get me started lol
Posted by Herman
 - July 17, 2023, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508102 time=1689625547 user_id=3214
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=508096 time=1689625120 user_id=3397


Does it crave forum cock also?  This must be a uniquely American phenomenon...


He loves the cock. without a doubt

I never doubted it for a second.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - July 17, 2023, 04:25:47 PM
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=508096 time=1689625120 user_id=3397
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508094 time=1689624975 user_id=3214
You obviously haven't met that progressive pansy admin a.k.a apeass

Does it crave forum cock also?  This must be a uniquely American phenomenon...


He loves the cock. without a doubt
Posted by Melson Gibson
 - July 17, 2023, 04:18:40 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508094 time=1689624975 user_id=3214
You obviously haven't met that progressive pansy admin a.k.a apeass

Does it crave forum cock also?  This must be a uniquely American phenomenon...
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - July 17, 2023, 04:16:15 PM
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=508093 time=1689624848 user_id=3397
Dove appears to crave random internet forum poster cock.  Not sure I've witnessed this before, and I've witnessed plenty of things online...


You obviously haven't met that progressive pansy admin a.k.a apeass
Posted by Melson Gibson
 - July 17, 2023, 04:14:08 PM
Dove appears to crave random internet forum poster cock.  Not sure I've witnessed this before, and I've witnessed plenty of things online...
Posted by Herman
 - July 17, 2023, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: observer post_id=508027 time=1689612898
Dove is so desperate for attention, she is willing to make a complete ass of herself.   :ohmy:

If you had written the deadbeat dad, you would be right.
Posted by Dove
 - July 17, 2023, 01:53:34 PM
Quote from: observer post_id=508027 time=1689612898
Dove is so desperate for attention, she is willing to make a complete ass of herself.   :ohmy:


 Oh yeah you know....i really should mind my behavior around these forums and all the upstanding impressive people who hang out on them.  I mean, if you people think I've made an ASS of myself, that could really ruin my whole reputation! It could even impact my ability to work! Or show my face literally anywhere!



 I could be.....cast out of society and forced to live in a cave!



 Oh please good internet sir.....please look past my ass like behavior. I am but a small, needy forum peasant. Have mercy on me, great and powerful, faceless forum dweller that you are!



 How can I possibly get through this day knowing I've made an ASS on myself on a site called Bastard Factory! I'm so ashamed!!   ac_crying



 I'll do better, sir!



 **belch**



 Just on a side note...I don't really get the chance to be "desperate" for attention, I'm literally never at a loss of it considering how often I'm discussed and how I can waltz right into any meltdown thread, snap my fingers and have passionate participation with any argument I feel like having.



 Maybe cool the jets a bit and LET me have the opportunity to miss the attention and maybe start to get desperate for it. After all....did I go to you? Nah....nah I didn't. See?
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 17, 2023, 12:54:58 PM
Dove is so desperate for attention, she is willing to make a complete ass of herself.   :ohmy:
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - July 17, 2023, 08:45:24 AM
I'd just like to point out that admin sucks cock



Still
Posted by Dove
 - July 17, 2023, 08:03:37 AM
Oh good. I didn't think anyone was gonna be able to read my tantrum that I posted publicly where everyone reads.



 Good job!  ac_boring
Posted by Frood
 - July 17, 2023, 04:19:02 AM
I'd wager a Kamala Harris Kamaltoe Kontraption.
Posted by Adolf Oliver Bush
 - July 17, 2023, 04:16:50 AM
Quote from: Guest post_id=507907 time=1689562679
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A worthwhile contribution to be sure. Tell us, what do you masturbate with, inquiring minds wish to know.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 16, 2023, 10:57:59 PM
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Posted by Anonymous
 - June 24, 2023, 02:08:31 PM
I own thousands of pus filled zits.