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Title: Nothing quite as funny as thinking about blurt in a dress
Post by: TRULB on August 10, 2023, 02:24:37 PM
Ever wonder if his mommy taught him and his brother how to apply makeup as a child?

I hear she was quite the Mommy Dearest
Title: Re: Nothing quite as funny as thinking about blurt in a dress
Post by: Herman on August 10, 2023, 02:48:01 PM
Quote from: TRULB on August 10, 2023, 02:24:37 PM
Ever wonder if his mommy taught him and his brother how to apply makeup as a child?

I hear she was quite the Mommy Dearest
I hear neither him nor his brother amounted to much. They have high opinions of themselves for some reason only those two old wankers understand.
Title: Re: Nothing quite as funny as thinking about blurt in a dress
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 10, 2023, 02:56:12 PM
Doesn't blurt work as a receptionist or some shit at a homeless shelter?

what a bum.. trying to impress people with his mastery over google searches
Title: Re: Nothing quite as funny as thinking about blurt in a dress
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 11, 2023, 07:40:22 AM
Yeah, but does he take it in the bum? A thick, throbbing yoghurt vomiting purple helmeted goo cannon up his blurter?

And does Admong lick it clean afterwards? Like a redheaded step-spaz with an icecream?
Title: Re: Nothing quite as funny as thinking about blurt in a dress
Post by: Herman on August 12, 2023, 03:21:20 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 10, 2023, 02:56:12 PM
Doesn't blurt work as a receptionist or some shit at a homeless shelter?

what a bum.. trying to impress people with his mastery over google searches
He aint into working, or contributing or being anything other than a leech with a high opinion of himself.
Title: Re: Nothing quite as funny as thinking about blurt in a dress
Post by: Frood on August 16, 2023, 11:21:39 PM
I dunno... it would be funnier if it were a torn dress... dripping in Billy Clinton's Oval Office Baby Batter....