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Title: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: JOE on December 20, 2023, 11:21:50 PM
I was mindin' my own business walkin' inta this building, when I saw this rather attractive black dog, and I told her what a nice dog she was ( I think it was a She). "You're such a nice dog!" i said. Then she licked me on the hand!

It was a nice feeling, but at the same time kinda strange too.

animal I didn't even know shows that much friendliness.

I guess she like me or got good vibes eh?
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Oliver the Second on December 21, 2023, 08:01:59 AM
Sounds like the dog was looking for a home. You should have taken her, it's always good to have a dog around.

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/eeLD68y0yAzl12KUDH/giphy.webp)
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 08:24:11 PM
A dog licked you?

No way.

A real dog?

Like one with fur and walks on all fours?

Are you sure of this astronomically uncommon occurrence which happens, maybe, once every 6.5 billion years ?
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Oerdin on December 21, 2023, 09:48:22 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on December 21, 2023, 08:01:59 AMSounds like the dog was looking for a home. You should have taken her, it's always good to have a dog around.

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/eeLD68y0yAzl12KUDH/giphy.webp)

She needs to learn how to run the obstacle course.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Lokmar on December 21, 2023, 09:56:57 PM
My dog would have bit you.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:15:44 PM
I woke up and opened my eyes this morning.

I was still in bed when I did it too

can you believe that?
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Herman on December 21, 2023, 11:28:42 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:15:44 PMI woke up and opened my eyes this morning.

I was still in bed when I did it too

can you believe that?
That is really hard to believe. I think you are making up at least some of the details.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:30:44 PM
Quote from: Herman on December 21, 2023, 11:28:42 PMThat is really hard to believe. I think you are making up at least some of the details.

Bro -- I swear to God. THis really happened

one minute I was sleeping and the next minute I was awake. Just like that!
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:37:46 PM
So JOE -- lets take this anomaly from the top shall we?

YOu were walking down the street and the dog  you found attractive licked you

did you end up licking it back ?

Did it say anything when it was done licking you?

DId you find yourself aroused in any capacity?
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Herman on December 21, 2023, 11:40:54 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:30:44 PMBro -- I swear to God. THis really happened

one minute I was sleeping and the next minute I was awake. Just like that!
Sorry brother, I am calling bullshit on this one.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Herman on December 21, 2023, 11:42:13 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:37:46 PMSo JOE -- lets take this anomaly from the top shall we?

YOu were walking down the street and the dog  you found attractive licked you

did you end up licking it back ?

Did it say anything when it was done licking you?

DId you find yourself aroused in any capacity?
It wasn't no attractive dog that licked him, it was Thiel. Or maybe it ws the other way around.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:43:34 PM
Quote from: Herman on December 21, 2023, 11:40:54 PMSorry brother, I am calling bullshit on this one.

Understandable

I would two were it not I whom this extra ordinary event happened

it was like being abducted by aliens or something
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:45:46 PM
J - tell the truth

were you tempted in any way to spread your ass-cheeks wide open to allow this dog to lick you into a fucking stupor?

Be totally honest, you're among friends , even if Lokmar's dog wants to rip your arm off and bury it behind a bush somewhere
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: caskur on December 22, 2023, 03:14:44 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:45:46 PMJ - tell the truth

were you tempted in any way to spread your ass-cheeks wide open to allow this dog to lick you into a fucking stupor?

Be totally honest, you're among friends , even if Lokmar's dog wants to rip your arm off and bury it behind a bush somewhere

Why do you have to be rude, crude and vulgar?

Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: caskur on December 22, 2023, 03:15:38 AM
Quote from: JOE on December 20, 2023, 11:21:50 PMI was mindin' my own business walkin' inta this building, when I saw this rather attractive black dog, and I told her what a nice dog she was ( I think it was a She). "You're such a nice dog!" i said. Then she licked me on the hand!

It was a nice feeling, but at the same time kinda strange too.

animal I didn't even know shows that much friendliness.

I guess she like me or got good vibes eh?

The dog has learned to be charming.

That is good.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 22, 2023, 08:01:49 AM
Quote from: caskur on December 22, 2023, 03:14:44 AMWhy do you have to be rude, crude and vulgar?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XR1upZfvN0
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: DKG on December 22, 2023, 09:18:47 AM
Quote from: caskur on December 22, 2023, 03:14:44 AMWhy do you have to be rude, crude and vulgar?


Joe begs for attention like a dog. Biggie Smiles gave him what he craves.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Lokmar on December 22, 2023, 11:35:03 PM
Quote from: caskur on December 22, 2023, 03:14:44 AMWhy do you have to be rude, crude and vulgar?



josephine brings all this shit on himself....even if you cant see it.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Herman on December 23, 2023, 12:51:43 AM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 22, 2023, 11:35:03 PMjosephine brings all this shit on himself....even if you cant see it.
Joe would be heartbroken if nobody responded to his trolling bullshit.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: JOE on December 23, 2023, 10:16:42 AM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 21, 2023, 09:56:57 PMMy dog would have bit you.

I guess ya'd bite me too....eh Lokmeer?!

Ya know what they say...like owner...like dog!
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Lokmar on December 23, 2023, 10:12:36 PM
Quote from: JOE on December 23, 2023, 10:16:42 AMI guess ya'd bite me too....eh Lokmeer?!

Ya know what they say...like owner...like dog!

No dummy. I tell people, the dog is a distraction while I'm grabbing my gun.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: JOE on December 30, 2023, 09:46:25 PM
Quote from: caskur on December 22, 2023, 03:15:38 AMThe dog has learned to be charming.

That is good.

Actually I wonder if some Dogs can understand English or other languages.

They certainly seem to be able to read human expressions, such as smiling or friendly gestures from people
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 30, 2023, 10:20:15 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:37:46 PMSo JOE -- lets take this anomaly from the top shall we?

YOu were walking down the street and the dog  you found attractive licked you

did you end up licking it back ?

Did it say anything when it was done licking you?

DId you find yourself aroused in any capacity?

Hey J

did the dog end up calling the next day or this just another fleeting love which hath melted away into the recesses of both your imaginations?

you and the dog, I mean.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: caskur on December 31, 2023, 05:39:55 AM
Quote from: JOE on December 30, 2023, 09:46:25 PMActually I wonder if some Dogs can understand English or other languages.

They certainly seem to be able to read human expressions, such as smiling or friendly gestures from people

Never smile at dogs... especially strange dogs.... showing teeth is a sign of aggression ....


Always use your voice to praise or growl.

Dogs love to please their owners... if your dog isn't pleased with you, you are doing the wrong thing.
Title: Re: A stray dog licked me the other day
Post by: JOE on December 31, 2023, 10:26:35 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 30, 2023, 10:20:15 PMHey J

did the dog end up calling the next day or this just another fleeting love which hath melted away into the recesses of both your imaginations?

you and the dog, I mean.

Have't fergot 'er, eh Bigly?

That dog...She was and still remains...a true love of mine.  :icon_e_wink: