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Re: Forum gossip thread by Lab Flaker

A stray dog licked me the other day

Started by JOE, December 20, 2023, 11:21:50 PM

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Biggie Smiles

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Quote from: caskur on December 22, 2023, 03:14:44 AMWhy do you have to be rude, crude and vulgar?


Joe begs for attention like a dog. Biggie Smiles gave him what he craves.
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Lokmar

Quote from: caskur on December 22, 2023, 03:14:44 AMWhy do you have to be rude, crude and vulgar?



josephine brings all this shit on himself....even if you cant see it.

Herman

Quote from: Lokmar on December 22, 2023, 11:35:03 PMjosephine brings all this shit on himself....even if you cant see it.
Joe would be heartbroken if nobody responded to his trolling bullshit.
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JOE

Quote from: Lokmar on December 21, 2023, 09:56:57 PMMy dog would have bit you.

I guess ya'd bite me too....eh Lokmeer?!

Ya know what they say...like owner...like dog!

Lokmar

Quote from: JOE on December 23, 2023, 10:16:42 AMI guess ya'd bite me too....eh Lokmeer?!

Ya know what they say...like owner...like dog!

No dummy. I tell people, the dog is a distraction while I'm grabbing my gun.
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JOE

Quote from: caskur on December 22, 2023, 03:15:38 AMThe dog has learned to be charming.

That is good.

Actually I wonder if some Dogs can understand English or other languages.

They certainly seem to be able to read human expressions, such as smiling or friendly gestures from people

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 21, 2023, 11:37:46 PMSo JOE -- lets take this anomaly from the top shall we?

YOu were walking down the street and the dog  you found attractive licked you

did you end up licking it back ?

Did it say anything when it was done licking you?

DId you find yourself aroused in any capacity?

Hey J

did the dog end up calling the next day or this just another fleeting love which hath melted away into the recesses of both your imaginations?

you and the dog, I mean.
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caskur

Quote from: JOE on December 30, 2023, 09:46:25 PMActually I wonder if some Dogs can understand English or other languages.

They certainly seem to be able to read human expressions, such as smiling or friendly gestures from people

Never smile at dogs... especially strange dogs.... showing teeth is a sign of aggression ....


Always use your voice to praise or growl.

Dogs love to please their owners... if your dog isn't pleased with you, you are doing the wrong thing.
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JOE

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 30, 2023, 10:20:15 PMHey J

did the dog end up calling the next day or this just another fleeting love which hath melted away into the recesses of both your imaginations?

you and the dog, I mean.

Have't fergot 'er, eh Bigly?

That dog...She was and still remains...a true love of mine.  :icon_e_wink: