Little buzzed... was fixing a few cups of tea for myself (over the last 2 hours or so).
Then I asked my wife what the fuck was in the repurposed jalapeño container that has been shitting me for well over a year in the cupboard.
It looked like honey in past months but this time I picked it up, shook it, and went "is this bath water?"...
So she finally came clean... a good mate and his American wife gave this little repurposed jar to her for me while I was working up North...
So I poured half of this lil jar into my glass, took a big drink, and went "that's fucking shine arrhgHHHHH!".
Obviously I swallowed. There's nothing worse than a spitter.
ANYWAY... I'm really fucked. Between the half bottle before, caffeine in between, and shine now, don't know how this is going to go.
I reckon this stuff is near absinthe proof.
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So... come at me brahs.
I'll either be a vicious old school dick or a really polite pussy cat. :s_hi:
I see traffic hanging around....
...I need a taker (not a giver)..
...just somebody to take it with a smile, smirk, or grin...
They could even fake discomfort if they're worried about their reputation or some such.
I MUST DESTROY SOMEBODY IN REAL TIME.
There's still a bit of shine to drink. :yeahhh:
What kind of seeing eye dog do you want?
Quote from: Lokmar on August 26, 2024, 11:25:08 AMWhat kind of seeing eye dog do you want?
What kind of un-seeing pussycat says that to a big dog like me?
What with my broad shoulders, towering height, and the ability to poop in your wife's pussy before you even realize your dick is scat encrusted?
But maybe just maybe, your dirty dick is brown from man-town and your wife has always been safe.
I want to SAVE her, homosexual dude close to my heart!
Release your wife into my heterosexual care. I will bang her, take care of her kids, so that you can go to the Ukrainian trenches and offer up your arse as a liberty package.
Quote from: Frood on August 26, 2024, 11:34:22 AMWhat kind of un-seeing pussycat says that to a big dog like me?
What with my broad shoulders, towering height, and the ability to poop in your wife's pussy before you even realize your dick is scat encrusted?
But maybe just maybe, your dirty dick is brown from man-town and your wife has always been safe.
I want to SAVE her, homosexual dude close to my heart!
Release your wife into my heterosexual care. I will bang her, take care of her kids, so that you can go to the Ukrainian trenches and offer up your arse as a liberty package.
You sound like Agame. Keep drinking and you should be make shameless dog all base belong to you soon!
Quote from: Lokmar on August 26, 2024, 11:44:45 AMYou sound like Agame. Keep drinking and you should be make shameless dog all base belong to you soon!
Yet all internet base already belong(s) to me.
I am Freud.
You're not Freud. :dontknow:
Oh dear :crampe:
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Quote from: Erica Mena on August 26, 2024, 11:57:01 AMOh dear :crampe:
No... they run too fast and their buttholes are too high... :dontknow:
Ok, no takers...
:dontknow:
So how long before you were able to see colors again?
Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on August 26, 2024, 01:43:56 PMSo how long before you were able to see colors again?
I tasted the rainbow...but not like Admin prefers it.
Drinking and moderation?? What's that?
I'm drinking Rabbit Hole Cave Hill and sugar Pepsi right now. For you poors, that shit is $55 to $60 a bottle. Fuck that swill from my toofless aunties buttfuck from down the lane! Thats how you wind up blind!
Quote from: Lokmar on August 26, 2024, 08:32:47 PMI'm drinking Rabbit Hole Cave Hill and sugar Pepsi right now. For you poors, that shit is $55 to $60 a bottle. Fuck that swill from my toofless aunties buttfuck from down the lane! Thats how you wind up blind!
All alcoholic beverages are very expensive here in Singapore.
Quote from: Shen Li on August 26, 2024, 10:04:36 PMAll alcoholic beverages are very expensive here in Singapore.
What is the preferred alcohol there? If you know, what brands are considered "good"?
Quote from: Lokmar on August 26, 2024, 10:30:57 PMWhat is the preferred alcohol there? If you know, what brands are considered "good"?
Everything you would find at home. Beer, whisky, vodka, rum, gin, and so on.
On top of these you'll find liquor from neighbouring countries. Chinese baijiu, Korean soju, Japanese sake.
The number one beer here is Singapore's own Tiger beer. However, you can find any beer(or liquor) you would in the US. Singapore is an international city.
Quote from: Shen Li on August 27, 2024, 09:02:19 PMEverything you would find at home. Beer, whisky, vodka, rum, gin, and so on.
On top of these you'll find liquor from neighbouring countries. Chinese baijiu, Korean soju, Japanese sake.
The number one beer here is Singapore's own Tiger beer. However, you can find any beer(or liquor) you would in the US. Singapore is an international city.
The reason I ask is I need an education on Sake. Let me know what brands are good if you can find out. I paid $36 for a bottle of "KONTEKI SAKE TEARS OF DAWN DAIGINJO" in Florida a few weeks back and I thought it was decent...better than Tozi's Living Jewel anyway. We all got a bit hooked on what they call a Geisha Girl which is 1/2 plum wine and 1/2 sake to cut the sweetness. At Epcot several years ago I learned that they serve Hatkusuru Brand Plum Wine. I like it better than any other plum wine that I've tried.
Quote from: Lokmar on August 27, 2024, 10:29:14 PMThe reason I ask is I need an education on Sake. Let me know what brands are good if you can find out. I paid $36 for a bottle of "KONTEKI SAKE TEARS OF DAWN DAIGINJO" in Florida a few weeks back and I thought it was decent...better than Tozi's Living Jewel anyway. We all got a bit hooked on what they call a Geisha Girl which is 1/2 plum wine and 1/2 sake to cut the sweetness. At Epcot several years ago I learned that they serve Hatkusuru Brand Plum Wine. I like it better than any other plum wine that I've tried.
A friend of mine knows sake. I will ask him.
Quote from: DKG on August 28, 2024, 07:10:26 AMA friend of mine knows sake. I will ask him.
Thank you sir!
Quote from: Lokmar on August 27, 2024, 10:29:14 PMThe reason I ask is I need an education on Sake. Let me know what brands are good if you can find out. I paid $36 for a bottle of "KONTEKI SAKE TEARS OF DAWN DAIGINJO" in Florida a few weeks back and I thought it was decent...better than Tozi's Living Jewel anyway. We all got a bit hooked on what they call a Geisha Girl which is 1/2 plum wine and 1/2 sake to cut the sweetness. At Epcot several years ago I learned that they serve Hatkusuru Brand Plum Wine. I like it better than any other plum wine that I've tried.
I have tried sake maybe 3 times in the last 10 years.
Take a look at this link.
https://www.sake.sg/product-category/sake/brands/
Quote from: Shen Li on August 28, 2024, 09:24:16 PMI have tried sake maybe 3 times in the last 10 years.
Take a look at this link.
https://www.sake.sg/product-category/sake/brands/
Thanks Shen! Much appreciated!
Try these:
Nanbu Bijin Awa Sparkling Junmai Ginjo Sake
Daishichi Minowamon Junmai Daiginjo Premium Sake
Gassan Izumo Junmai Ginjo Premium Sake
Gassan Junmai Daiginjo Premium Sake
Hyaku Moku Alt3 Sake
Hyaku Moku Junmai Daiginjo Sake
Shichiken Kaikoma Junmai Daiginjo Sake
Pure Dusk Shimizu No Mai Junmai Ginjo Sake
Quote from: DKG on August 29, 2024, 07:12:36 AMTry these:
Nanbu Bijin Awa Sparkling Junmai Ginjo Sake
Daishichi Minowamon Junmai Daiginjo Premium Sake
Gassan Izumo Junmai Ginjo Premium Sake
Gassan Junmai Daiginjo Premium Sake
Hyaku Moku Alt3 Sake
Hyaku Moku Junmai Daiginjo Sake
Shichiken Kaikoma Junmai Daiginjo Sake
Pure Dusk Shimizu No Mai Junmai Ginjo Sake
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