Little buzzed... was fixing a few cups of tea for myself (over the last 2 hours or so).

Then I asked my wife what the fuck was in the repurposed jalapeño container that has been shitting me for well over a year in the cupboard.

It looked like honey in past months but this time I picked it up, shook it, and went "is this bath water?"...

So she finally came clean... a good mate and his American wife gave this little repurposed jar to her for me while I was working up North...

So I poured half of this lil jar into my glass, took a big drink, and went "that's fucking shine arrhgHHHHH!".

Obviously I swallowed.  There's nothing worse than a spitter.

ANYWAY... I'm really fucked. Between the half bottle before, caffeine in between, and shine now, don't know how this is going to go.

I reckon this stuff is near absinthe proof.


So... come at me brahs.

I'll either be a vicious old school dick or a really polite pussy cat. 

I see traffic hanging around....

...I need a taker (not a giver)..

...just somebody to take it with a smile, smirk, or grin...

They could even fake discomfort if they're worried about their reputation or some such.

I MUST DESTROY SOMEBODY IN REAL TIME.

There's still a bit of shine to drink. 

What kind of seeing eye dog do you want?

Quote from: Lokmar on August 26, 2024, 11:25:08 AMWhat kind of seeing eye dog do you want?

What kind of un-seeing pussycat says that to a big dog like me?

What with my broad shoulders, towering height, and the ability to poop in your wife's pussy before you even realize your dick is scat encrusted?

But maybe just maybe, your dirty dick is brown from man-town and your wife has always been safe.


I want to SAVE her, homosexual dude close to my heart!

Release your wife into my heterosexual care. I will bang her, take care of her kids, so that you can go to the Ukrainian trenches and offer up your arse as a liberty package.

Quote from: Frood on August 26, 2024, 11:34:22 AMWhat kind of un-seeing pussycat says that to a big dog like me?

What with my broad shoulders, towering height, and the ability to poop in your wife's pussy before you even realize your dick is scat encrusted?

But maybe just maybe, your dirty dick is brown from man-town and your wife has always been safe.


I want to SAVE her, homosexual dude close to my heart!

Release your wife into my heterosexual care. I will bang her, take care of her kids, so that you can go to the Ukrainian trenches and offer up your arse as a liberty package.

You sound like Agame. Keep drinking and you should be make shameless dog all base belong to you soon!

Quote from: Lokmar on August 26, 2024, 11:44:45 AMYou sound like Agame. Keep drinking and you should be make shameless dog all base belong to you soon!

Yet all internet base already belong(s) to me.

I am Freud.

You're not Freud. 

Oh dear 

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 26, 2024, 11:57:01 AMOh dear 

No... they run too fast and their buttholes are too high... 

Ok, no takers...

 

So how long before you were able to see colors again?

Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on August 26, 2024, 01:43:56 PMSo how long before you were able to see colors again?

I tasted the rainbow...but not like Admin prefers it.

Drinking and moderation?? What's that?

I'm drinking Rabbit Hole Cave Hill and sugar Pepsi right now. For you poors, that shit is $55 to $60 a bottle. Fuck that swill from my toofless aunties buttfuck from down the lane! Thats how you wind up blind!

Quote from: Lokmar on August 26, 2024, 08:32:47 PMI'm drinking Rabbit Hole Cave Hill and sugar Pepsi right now. For you poors, that shit is $55 to $60 a bottle. Fuck that swill from my toofless aunties buttfuck from down the lane! Thats how you wind up blind!

All alcoholic beverages are very expensive here in Singapore.