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Title: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 07:27:57 PM
Discuss!
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 07:36:03 PM
OK, since none of you retarded cunts responded within 3.2 seconds......

I luvs BOTH in a sisterly way...althought I might have to smak em down once in a while to keep the peace between them.

See, I luvs me some Dovey, cause she's been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. Lokmar has been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. So she can relate. I gots me a neurologicxcal connection with her. It feels dangerous tho!

I luvs me some Shen because she's the type of woman who you consult on life altering matters. Sure, she's a bitch, but in a super beneficial way. She'll tell you what a fucked up moron retard you are when you most need it. I dont know if I'd have listened to her when I needed to, but I'd at lest like to look back on life and enjoy her telling me "I told you so, dumbass baizuo!"

Is this the model for Yin/Yang? Lemme know!

Anyway, I wanna tie these two by the tail and toss em over a clothesline....just to see WTF happens.

Hey, its the Eagle Rare talking, you fucking assholes. Dont read too far into it.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Herman on December 14, 2024, 08:21:44 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 07:36:03 PMOK, since none of you retarded cunts responded within 3.2 seconds......

I luvs BOTH in a sisterly way...althought I might have to smak em down once in a while to keep the peace between them.

See, I luvs me some Dovey, cause she's been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. Lokmar has been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. So she can relate. I gots me a neurologicxcal connection with her. It feels dangerous tho!

I luvs me some Shen because she's the type of woman who you consult on life altering matters. Sure, she's a bitch, but in a super beneficial way. She'll tell you what a fucked up moron retard you are when you most need it. I dont know if I'd have listened to her when I needed to, but I'd at lest like to look back on life and enjoy her telling me "I told you so, dumbass baizuo!"

Is this the model for Yin/Yang? Lemme know!

Anyway, I wanna tie these two by the tail and toss em over a clothesline....just to see WTF happens.

Hey, its the Eagle Rare talking, you fucking assholes. Dont read too far into it.
Old Herman would do both of them. At the same time.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 08:31:57 PM
Quote from: Herman on December 14, 2024, 08:21:44 PMOld Herman would do both of them. At the same time.

And then you woke up with your drawers stuck to you!!!!

The reality is, if that happened, it would look like murder. I dont know who exactly would die, but there would be BLOOD!
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Herman on December 14, 2024, 08:41:42 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 08:31:57 PMAnd then you woke up with your drawers stuck to you!!!!

The reality is, if that happened, it would look like murder. I dont know who exactly would die, but there would be BLOOD!

It would be a couple more satisfied customers for old Herman.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 08:44:55 PM
Quote from: Herman on December 14, 2024, 08:41:42 PMIt would be a couple more satisfied customers for old Herman.

I always told my wife I wanted to die with a big smile on my face after sex!!!  :crampe:
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:24:13 PM
I'm pretty tore up right now

Spent about 3 hours drinking and smoking cigars in my 8 person whirlpool spa

Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:26:51 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:24:13 PMI'm pretty tore up right now

Spent about 3 hours drinking and smoking cigars in my 8 person whirlpool spa



SHHHHHhhhhhhh! Dont stir up the fukin window lickers now dude!
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:28:08 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:26:51 PMSHHHHHhhhhhhh! Dont stir up the fukin window lickers now dude!
If I post pictures they wont stop shitting in their buckets.

you could fit Oak's house in my master bedroom

no serious.  :crampe:
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Shen Li on December 14, 2024, 09:29:58 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:26:51 PMSHHHHHhhhhhhh! Dont stir up the fukin window lickers now dude!
I was going to say, Seamunchkin must be standing on a step stool looking in the window right now.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:30:56 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:28:08 PMIf I post pictures they wont stop shitting in their buckets.

you could fit Oak's house in my master bedroom

no serious.  :crampe:

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PWN3D!
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:31:49 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:30:56 PMBWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PWN3D!
This is why they hate me so much.

I am legit better than they are and they know it too.  :crampe:
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:33:35 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on December 14, 2024, 09:29:58 PMI was going to say, Seamunchkin must be standing on a step stool looking in the window right now.

I'd like to fly down to the CR Hovel and snap a pic of me drinking whiskey on that dipshits beach and post it here!  :crampe:
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:36:38 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:33:35 PMI'd like to fly down to the CR Hovel and snap a pic of me drinking whiskey on that dipshits beach and post it here!  :crampe:
I go on 5 luxury cruises a year and book various cruise lines

never once have I seen costa rica as a destination. What a shit hole.

Broke ass motherfucker running down there to stretch his monthly 1300.00 a month SSI payments  :crampe:
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:39:53 PM
Giving birth to an Ohio class nuclear submarine?

(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3489_09_05_24_8_53_34.jpeg)
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:41:23 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:36:38 PMI go on 5 luxury cruises a year and book various cruise lines

never once have I seen costa rica as a destination. What a shit hole.

Broke ass motherfucker running down there to stretch his monthly 1300.00 a month SSI payments  :crampe:

Agreed....You gotta admit tho, it would be worth it to see him losing his shit over you making an appearance on his beach!  :crampe:
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:42:01 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:39:53 PMGiving birth to an Ohio class nuclear submarine?

(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3489_09_05_24_8_53_34.jpeg)

You know that bitch dont look that "good" anymore!
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Shen Li on December 14, 2024, 09:42:32 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 07:36:03 PMOK, since none of you retarded cunts responded within 3.2 seconds......

I luvs BOTH in a sisterly way...althought I might have to smak em down once in a while to keep the peace between them.

See, I luvs me some Dovey, cause she's been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. Lokmar has been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. So she can relate. I gots me a neurologicxcal connection with her. It feels dangerous tho!

I luvs me some Shen because she's the type of woman who you consult on life altering matters. Sure, she's a bitch, but in a super beneficial way. She'll tell you what a fucked up moron retard you are when you most need it. I dont know if I'd have listened to her when I needed to, but I'd at lest like to look back on life and enjoy her telling me "I told you so, dumbass baizuo!"

Is this the model for Yin/Yang? Lemme know!

Anyway, I wanna tie these two by the tail and toss em over a clothesline....just to see WTF happens.

Hey, its the Eagle Rare talking, you fucking assholes. Dont read too far into it.
Hey lound eye, don't ever compare me to that messed up, immature nympho Dove evah. She is 45 going on 15.

If these forums are still around in 5 years Dove will be posting how in total love she is with some new male victim and saying the gullible guy she is with now wasn't wasn't satisfying her sexual needs and he is gay.

It's hard to believe a train wreck like Dove actually exists. However, she's white and she knows white men have incredibly low standards.

Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:42:38 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:42:01 PMYou know that bitch dont look that "good" anymore!
Lot worse

lot.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:44:26 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on December 14, 2024, 09:42:32 PMHey lound eye, don't ever compare me to that messed up, immature nympho Dove evah. She is 45 going 15.

If these forums are still around in 5 years Dove will be posting how in total love she is with some new male victim and saying the gullible guy she is with now wasn't wasn't satisfying her sexual needs and he is gay.

It's hard to believe a train wreck like Dove actually exists. However, she's white and she knows white men have incredibly low standards.



Listen here "sister", I was talking about you, not TOO you! Dont get lippy!!!!
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Reggie Essent on December 14, 2024, 09:46:05 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:39:53 PMGiving birth to an Ohio class nuclear submarine?

(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3489_09_05_24_8_53_34.jpeg)

She shoud audition for Herman's Dayum thread.

Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Shen Li on December 14, 2024, 09:46:24 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:44:26 PMListen here "sister", I was talking about you, not TOO you! Dont get lippy!!!!
Oh you shaddap lound eye or I go kung fu on you and sit on ur face.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:47:08 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on December 14, 2024, 09:46:24 PMOh you shaddap lound eye or I go kung fu on you and sit on ur face.

I'd eat you raw and you'd beg for mercy!!!!!
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:48:03 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on December 14, 2024, 09:46:05 PMShe shoud audition for Herman's Dayum thread.


You crazy?

Herman's gals got big asses. This whale has big EVERYTHING
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Herman on December 14, 2024, 10:02:32 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:36:38 PMI go on 5 luxury cruises a year and book various cruise lines

never once have I seen costa rica as a destination. What a shit hole.

Broke ass motherfucker running down there to stretch his monthly 1300.00 a month SSI payments  :crampe:
We know he is short and broke. Folks that have seen him lately say Seamunchkin is fat too. Also bald.

It must really suck to be him.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 10:04:43 PM
Quote from: Herman on December 14, 2024, 10:02:32 PMWe know he is short and broke. Folks that have seen him lately say Seamunchkin is fat too. Also bald.

It must really suck to be him.
So basically he is the more feminine version of Oak ?
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Herman on December 14, 2024, 10:24:59 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 10:04:43 PMSo basically he is the more feminine version of Oak ?
And a hell of a lot more stupid.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: DKG on December 15, 2024, 06:40:09 AM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 07:36:03 PMOK, since none of you retarded cunts responded within 3.2 seconds......

I luvs BOTH in a sisterly way...althought I might have to smak em down once in a while to keep the peace between them.

See, I luvs me some Dovey, cause she's been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. Lokmar has been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. So she can relate. I gots me a neurologicxcal connection with her. It feels dangerous tho!

I luvs me some Shen because she's the type of woman who you consult on life altering matters. Sure, she's a bitch, but in a super beneficial way. She'll tell you what a fucked up moron retard you are when you most need it. I dont know if I'd have listened to her when I needed to, but I'd at lest like to look back on life and enjoy her telling me "I told you so, dumbass baizuo!"

Is this the model for Yin/Yang? Lemme know!

Anyway, I wanna tie these two by the tail and toss em over a clothesline....just to see WTF happens.

Hey, its the Eagle Rare talking, you fucking assholes. Dont read too far into it.
I will be like this over Christmas when I open a bottle of James Buchanan 18 Special Reserve.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Ravey on December 15, 2024, 11:46:50 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:39:53 PMGiving birth to an Ohio class nuclear submarine?

(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3489_09_05_24_8_53_34.jpeg)

Damn it, Biggie!..  Why didn't you post my updated version?  :crampe:

(https://i.imgur.com/aPJankI.gif)



Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 15, 2024, 11:50:12 AM
Quote from: Ravey on December 15, 2024, 11:46:50 AMDamn it, Biggie!..  Why didn't you post my updated version?  :crampe:

(https://i.imgur.com/aPJankI.gif)





Sad thing is: the cow is ugly either way. Young and old.

Even in her prime her face looked like the Michelin Man's arm.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Frood on December 15, 2024, 11:55:36 AM
That stink ditch would have to be culturing sourdough outbreaks in any irrigated grain fields Oak has wallowed in. 
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 15, 2024, 12:00:41 PM
Quote from: Frood on December 15, 2024, 11:55:36 AMThat stink ditch would have to be culturing sourdough outbreaks in any irrigated grain fields Oak has wallowed in. 

I remember Chris Farley telling me to go down on her.

WTF? that thing looked like something out of a Return of the Jedi Movie. No way. I'd rather lick a puddle of molten lava.

I'd need a tongue the size of a queen air mattress to do that. So I pretended to have a sudden stomach ache
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Frood on December 15, 2024, 12:06:10 PM
It would have been like a scuba diver staring into a giant paralyzed clam that couldn't bring its shell together...



(Substitute shell with Murdcow's knees)
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Herman on December 16, 2024, 10:26:31 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 15, 2024, 12:00:41 PMI remember Chris Farley telling me to go down on her.

WTF? that thing looked like something out of a Return of the Jedi Movie. No way. I'd rather lick a puddle of molten lava.

I'd need a tongue the size of a queen air mattress to do that. So I pretended to have a sudden stomach ache
Chris Farley :crampe: That cracks me up.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Dove on December 16, 2024, 10:37:40 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 07:36:03 PMOK, since none of you retarded cunts responded within 3.2 seconds......

I luvs BOTH in a sisterly way...althought I might have to smak em down once in a while to keep the peace between them.

See, I luvs me some Dovey, cause she's been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. Lokmar has been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. So she can relate. I gots me a neurologicxcal connection with her. It feels dangerous tho!

I luvs me some Shen because she's the type of woman who you consult on life altering matters. Sure, she's a bitch, but in a super beneficial way. She'll tell you what a fucked up moron retard you are when you most need it. I dont know if I'd have listened to her when I needed to, but I'd at lest like to look back on life and enjoy her telling me "I told you so, dumbass baizuo!"

Is this the model for Yin/Yang? Lemme know!

Anyway, I wanna tie these two by the tail and toss em over a clothesline....just to see WTF happens.

Hey, its the Eagle Rare talking, you fucking assholes. Dont read too far into it.

 I wish I had been the gold digging whore she sees in me.

 I'd be much more financially secure today.

 And I WISH I had cheated on every ex. Dude I couldn't even revenge cheat on my ex that fucked my MOM. 

 I should have fucked my Fl exs (not Biggie. He is honestly my only ex I like) sister. In his bed. Every day.

 She was so hot. We did everything together. We even cuddled and watched shows. I was basically in a relationship with her anyway.

 I should have cheated on them all. Except Biggie.

 And I'm not just saying that because he can read this. I'm genuinely still friends with him to this day. Love his guts. He has been nothing but good to me.

 I should have been more of a whore though.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Biggie Smiles on December 16, 2024, 10:40:41 PM
Quote from: Herman on December 16, 2024, 10:26:31 PMChris Farley :crampe: That cracks me up.
Tell me she don't look like Chris Farley in his downing years
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Dove on December 16, 2024, 10:45:30 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on December 14, 2024, 09:42:32 PMHey lound eye, don't ever compare me to that messed up, immature nympho Dove evah. She is 45 going on 15.

If these forums are still around in 5 years Dove will be posting how in total love she is with some new male victim and saying the gullible guy she is with now wasn't wasn't satisfying her sexual needs and he is gay.

It's hard to believe a train wreck like Dove actually exists. However, she's white and she knows white men have incredibly low standards.



 Oh dear.

 Relax, Shen. I doubt anyone would compare you with me.

 Feel free to take that as an insult.

 And of course white men have low standards. That's why asain women are such a big fetish.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Frood on December 16, 2024, 10:52:53 PM
Quote from: Dove on December 16, 2024, 10:45:30 PMOh dear.

 Relax, Shen. I doubt anyone would compare you with me.

 Feel free to take that as an insult.

 And of course white men have low standards. That's why asain women are such a big fetish.

Truth

Over the course of my lifetime, I've stuck my white dick in pretty much anything on offer. Some of it was hawt... some of it made me want to curl up at the bottom of a shower the next morning and sob while eating soggy soft pretzels with hot mustard.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Herman on December 16, 2024, 10:55:29 PM
Quote from: Dove on December 16, 2024, 10:45:30 PMOh dear.

 Relax, Shen. I doubt anyone would compare you with me.

 Feel free to take that as an insult.

 And of course white men have low standards. That's why asain women are such a big fetish.
Asian gals are a fetish? Do you really believe that or is that just a little jealousy coming to the surface.
Not just Asia either. South America too White Anglo gals tend to lose their men to the locals.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Shen Li on December 16, 2024, 11:12:55 PM
Quote from: Herman on December 16, 2024, 10:55:29 PMAsian gals are a fetish? Do you really believe that or is that just a little jealousy coming to the surface.
Not just Asia either. South America too White Anglo gals tend to lose their men to the locals.
Of course the human train wreck doesn't believe that. In fact she knows the guy she sunk her talons in would dump her skanky white trash ass in a heartbeat if he was in our part of the world. The 30 year pining horseshit she tries to convince us of would be gone as soon as he met a beautiful classy Chinese doctor, engineer, lawyer or scientist.

Dove would  run back to Gene and tell us they are really in love this time. And he would likely be dumb enough to take her back.

Gawd, she's a waste of skin.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Frood on December 16, 2024, 11:32:17 PM
Asian girls are alright... the mixed race ones can be stunning.

And the mixed ones like a good meaty barbecue, like fucking outside of the home, and don't turn beet red after two standard drinks then start wailing like a meerkat on helium.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Herman on December 16, 2024, 11:36:30 PM
Quote from: Frood on December 16, 2024, 11:32:17 PMAsian girls are alright... the mixed race ones can be stunning.

And the mixed ones like a good meaty barbecue, like fucking outside of the home, and don't turn beet red after two standard drinks then start wailing like a meerkat on helium.
My Mongolian old lady likes her barbequed ribs, fucks like a mink anywhere, and could drink most guys under the table.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Frood on December 16, 2024, 11:41:24 PM
Quote from: Herman on December 16, 2024, 11:36:30 PMMy Mongolian old lady likes her barbequed ribs, fucks like a mink anywhere, and could drink most guys under the table.

You won Powerball.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Herman on December 16, 2024, 11:45:23 PM
Quote from: Frood on December 16, 2024, 11:41:24 PMYou won Powerball.
She's a standard Mongolian gal. Big tits, horny, educated, and likes her barrel wash. Korean gals are like that too. But, with smaller tits.
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Ravey on December 21, 2024, 03:41:05 PM
Lokmar created this thread, which led to Dovey and Shen fighting and then he got the hell out of dodge  :crampe:



(https://i.imgur.com/Mcei1NM.gif)
Title: Re: I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?
Post by: Shen Li on December 21, 2024, 10:28:12 PM
Quote from: Ravey on December 21, 2024, 03:41:05 PMLokmar created this thread, which led to Dovey and Shen fighting and then he got the hell out of dodge  :crampe:



(https://i.imgur.com/Mcei1NM.gif)
His mission is accomplished.