That stink ditch would have to be culturing sourdough outbreaks in any irrigated grain fields Oak has wallowed in. 

Quote from: Frood on December 15, 2024, 11:55:36 AMThat stink ditch would have to be culturing sourdough outbreaks in any irrigated grain fields Oak has wallowed in. 

I remember Chris Farley telling me to go down on her.

WTF? that thing looked like something out of a Return of the Jedi Movie. No way. I'd rather lick a puddle of molten lava.

I'd need a tongue the size of a queen air mattress to do that. So I pretended to have a sudden stomach ache

It would have been like a scuba diver staring into a giant paralyzed clam that couldn't bring its shell together...



(Substitute shell with Murdcow's knees)

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 15, 2024, 12:00:41 PMI remember Chris Farley telling me to go down on her.

WTF? that thing looked like something out of a Return of the Jedi Movie. No way. I'd rather lick a puddle of molten lava.

I'd need a tongue the size of a queen air mattress to do that. So I pretended to have a sudden stomach ache

Chris Farley That cracks me up.

Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 07:36:03 PMOK, since none of you retarded cunts responded within 3.2 seconds......

I luvs BOTH in a sisterly way...althought I might have to smak em down once in a while to keep the peace between them.

See, I luvs me some Dovey, cause she's been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. Lokmar has been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. So she can relate. I gots me a neurologicxcal connection with her. It feels dangerous tho!

I luvs me some Shen because she's the type of woman who you consult on life altering matters. Sure, she's a bitch, but in a super beneficial way. She'll tell you what a fucked up moron retard you are when you most need it. I dont know if I'd have listened to her when I needed to, but I'd at lest like to look back on life and enjoy her telling me "I told you so, dumbass baizuo!"

Is this the model for Yin/Yang? Lemme know!

Anyway, I wanna tie these two by the tail and toss em over a clothesline....just to see WTF happens.

Hey, its the Eagle Rare talking, you fucking assholes. Dont read too far into it.

 I wish I had been the gold digging whore she sees in me.

 I'd be much more financially secure today.

 And I WISH I had cheated on every ex. Dude I couldn't even revenge cheat on my ex that fucked my MOM. 

 I should have fucked my Fl exs (not Biggie. He is honestly my only ex I like) sister. In his bed. Every day.

 She was so hot. We did everything together. We even cuddled and watched shows. I was basically in a relationship with her anyway.

 I should have cheated on them all. Except Biggie.

 And I'm not just saying that because he can read this. I'm genuinely still friends with him to this day. Love his guts. He has been nothing but good to me.

 I should have been more of a whore though.

Quote from: Herman on December 16, 2024, 10:26:31 PMChris Farley That cracks me up.

Tell me she don't look like Chris Farley in his downing years

Quote from: Shen Li on December 14, 2024, 09:42:32 PMHey lound eye, don't ever compare me to that messed up, immature nympho Dove evah. She is 45 going on 15.

If these forums are still around in 5 years Dove will be posting how in total love she is with some new male victim and saying the gullible guy she is with now wasn't wasn't satisfying her sexual needs and he is gay.

It's hard to believe a train wreck like Dove actually exists. However, she's white and she knows white men have incredibly low standards.

 Oh dear.

 Relax, Shen. I doubt anyone would compare you with me.

 Feel free to take that as an insult.

 And of course white men have low standards. That's why asain women are such a big fetish.

Quote from: Dove on December 16, 2024, 10:45:30 PMOh dear.

 Relax, Shen. I doubt anyone would compare you with me.

 Feel free to take that as an insult.

 And of course white men have low standards. That's why asain women are such a big fetish.

Truth

Over the course of my lifetime, I've stuck my white dick in pretty much anything on offer. Some of it was hawt... some of it made me want to curl up at the bottom of a shower the next morning and sob while eating soggy soft pretzels with hot mustard.

Quote from: Dove on December 16, 2024, 10:45:30 PMOh dear.

 Relax, Shen. I doubt anyone would compare you with me.

 Feel free to take that as an insult.

 And of course white men have low standards. That's why asain women are such a big fetish.

Asian gals are a fetish? Do you really believe that or is that just a little jealousy coming to the surface.
Not just Asia either. South America too White Anglo gals tend to lose their men to the locals.

Quote from: Herman on December 16, 2024, 10:55:29 PMAsian gals are a fetish? Do you really believe that or is that just a little jealousy coming to the surface.
Not just Asia either. South America too White Anglo gals tend to lose their men to the locals.

Of course the human train wreck doesn't believe that. In fact she knows the guy she sunk her talons in would dump her skanky white trash ass in a heartbeat if he was in our part of the world. The 30 year pining horseshit she tries to convince us of would be gone as soon as he met a beautiful classy Chinese doctor, engineer, lawyer or scientist.

Dove would  run back to Gene and tell us they are really in love this time. And he would likely be dumb enough to take her back.

Gawd, she's a waste of skin.

Asian girls are alright... the mixed race ones can be stunning.

And the mixed ones like a good meaty barbecue, like fucking outside of the home, and don't turn beet red after two standard drinks then start wailing like a meerkat on helium.

Quote from: Frood on December 16, 2024, 11:32:17 PMAsian girls are alright... the mixed race ones can be stunning.

And the mixed ones like a good meaty barbecue, like fucking outside of the home, and don't turn beet red after two standard drinks then start wailing like a meerkat on helium.

My Mongolian old lady likes her barbequed ribs, fucks like a mink anywhere, and could drink most guys under the table.

Quote from: Herman on December 16, 2024, 11:36:30 PMMy Mongolian old lady likes her barbequed ribs, fucks like a mink anywhere, and could drink most guys under the table.

You won Powerball.

Quote from: Frood on December 16, 2024, 11:41:24 PMYou won Powerball.

She's a standard Mongolian gal. Big tits, horny, educated, and likes her barrel wash. Korean gals are like that too. But, with smaller tits.

Lokmar created this thread, which led to Dovey and Shen fighting and then he got the hell out of dodge