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Title: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frank on December 27, 2024, 02:43:49 PM
We are very active sexually but she always wants me to penetrate her rectum and not her vagina. That just seems odd. A real woman would want it in the vagina mostly. I asked her, but she acted offended. What is a way I can tell if she is really trans or not? I am not gay and I don't want to penetrate any men who are pretending to be women. That is just gross. It is a real violation if she really turns out to be male. I really need help with this on guys. Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Oliver the Second on December 28, 2024, 09:38:56 AM

Take her into a shoe store. If she buys twenty pairs of shoes than definitely a woman.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: DKG on December 28, 2024, 10:23:09 AM
I didn't know they made inflatable trans women.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on December 28, 2024, 07:39:50 PM
Quote from: DKG on December 28, 2024, 10:23:09 AMI didn't know they made inflatable trans women.


You beat me to the punch, you douchebag.   :s_laugh:
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: lets not be frank on January 03, 2025, 03:51:51 PM
[quppote author=DKG link=msg=567636 date=1735399389]
I didn't know they made inflatable trans women.

[/quote]Ottawa has been selling Just-in Beaver sex toys (https://www.sickchirpse.com/justin-bieber-sex-doll/) for the weirdoes in Bank Street since Truedope assumed the position nine years ago. So yes, trans wimmin deflatables do exist and are available for anyone that cares to afford them.

That's not Frank of course. After the expense of post-covid generic margarine he cannot afford even the promotion brochure for such a toy and at least one of his hands is already rejecting his advances. If and when the other hand goes out on strike, his "girlfriend" won't even be putting out for anal.

Quite sad really.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 03, 2025, 06:52:32 PM
Hi Eddie
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frood on January 03, 2025, 07:24:58 PM
Ed Wood is such a fag.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Herman on January 03, 2025, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Frood on January 03, 2025, 07:24:58 PMEd Wood is such a fag.
He has no life. Just like that wanker Joe.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frood on January 03, 2025, 07:41:08 PM
Johomo is a big fag too (no offence to the homosexuals on the board).



Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: lets not be frank on January 03, 2025, 10:04:23 PM
Quote from: Trump's Niece on January 03, 2025, 06:52:32 PMHi Eddie
I'll forgive you for mistakenly identifying me this time.

Next time, there will be pie charts involved. YHBW.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frood on January 03, 2025, 10:46:55 PM
Quote from: lets not be frank on January 03, 2025, 10:04:23 PMI'll forgive you for mistakenly identifying me this time.

Next time, there will be pie charts involved. YHBW.

You post here at the same time you're active at Van forum.  :Doh2:
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Reggie Essent on January 03, 2025, 11:50:17 PM
Quote from: Frood on January 03, 2025, 10:46:55 PMYou post here at the same time you're active at Van forum.  :Doh2:

I looked there the other day, but I forgot my login.

I didn't read anything that made me want to login.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frood on January 03, 2025, 11:56:14 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on January 03, 2025, 11:50:17 PMI looked there the other day, but I forgot my login.

I didn't read anything that made me want to login.

There's not much to read unless you unignore Joe, Eddie, and Seaboobs.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 04, 2025, 12:34:43 AM
Quote from: Frood on January 03, 2025, 11:56:14 PMThere's not much to read unless you unignore Joe, Eddie, and Seaboobs.
does that idiot with the frying pan avatar still post there?
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Reggie Essent on January 04, 2025, 12:46:57 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on January 04, 2025, 12:34:43 AMdoes that idiot with the frying pan avatar still post there?

I couldn't tell if his assholeness was a schtick or if he really is a total jagoff.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 04, 2025, 12:49:39 AM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on January 04, 2025, 12:46:57 AMI couldn't tell if his assholeness was a schtick or if he really is a total jagoff.
libtards are generally too stupid to play a part effectively.

So I am inclined to believe that's the real him
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frood on January 04, 2025, 01:16:57 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on January 04, 2025, 12:34:43 AMdoes that idiot with the frying pan avatar still post there?

Forgot about Oscar the colostomy bag wearing drunk American draft dodger turned rural Canadian truck driving and joke on the local reservation.

Yes, he still swillposts there.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: lets not be frank on January 04, 2025, 01:22:21 AM
Quote from: Frood on January 03, 2025, 10:46:55 PMYou post here at the same time you're active at Van forum.  :Doh2:
Au cointreau, mein wrangler of UV-stabilised buckets. I have not been active at Van4um for many years.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frood on January 04, 2025, 01:25:43 AM
Eddie gonna Ed Wood, yo.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: lets not be frank on January 04, 2025, 01:35:10 AM
Quote from: Frood on January 04, 2025, 01:25:43 AMEddie gonna Ed Wood, yo.
Let him. Someone's gotta be him, I'm glad it's not me.

Otherwise I might have to go out and buy a Justin Beaver doll and a puncture repair kit to keep my balls from exploding.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Reggie Essent on January 04, 2025, 01:37:02 AM
Quote from: Frood on January 04, 2025, 01:16:57 AMForgot about Oscar the colostomy bag wearing drunk American draft dodger turned rural Canadian truck driving and joke on the local reservation.

Yes, he still swillposts there.

Yeah, that guy.  He was a Draft Dodger?  Definitely a liberal pussy.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frood on January 04, 2025, 02:18:37 AM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on January 04, 2025, 01:37:02 AMYeah, that guy.  He was a Draft Dodger?  Definitely a liberal pussy.

Right age for Nam, left early in his life, hates the US, and gets triggered whenever someone says something about his life on the run.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: DKG on January 04, 2025, 05:40:48 AM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on January 04, 2025, 01:37:02 AMYeah, that guy.  He was a Draft Dodger?  Definitely a liberal pussy.
And an intolerant ultra leftist. His thing is to attack the person making a sensible conservative case until they have had enough of his cancel culture stupidity and stop responding. He is too lazy to debate any issue.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: DKG on January 04, 2025, 05:42:20 AM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on January 04, 2025, 12:46:57 AMI couldn't tell if his assholeness was a schtick or if he really is a total jagoff.
An intolerant leftist jagoff all the way.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: DKG on January 04, 2025, 05:45:30 AM
Quote from: Herman on January 03, 2025, 07:32:36 PMHe has no life. Just like that wanker Joe.
Joe and Edward are the same. The beg for attention on forums all day, all year. Since those two provide most of the content at VF, that does not make me want to login and post.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Rancidmilko on January 04, 2025, 08:48:03 AM
Frankly, this thread brought up more questions than answers
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Herman on January 04, 2025, 08:51:02 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on January 04, 2025, 01:37:02 AMYeah, that guy.  He was a Draft Dodger?  Definitely a liberal pussy.
Justine's old man let his cowardly prog ass into Canada.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Reggie Essent on January 04, 2025, 09:02:28 PM
Quote from: Herman on January 04, 2025, 08:51:02 PMJustine's old man let his cowardly prog ass into Canada.

You guys can keep any of the draft dodging pussy coward leftist fucks that might still be alive.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Herman on January 04, 2025, 09:08:19 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on January 04, 2025, 09:02:28 PMYou guys can keep any of the draft dodging pussy coward leftist fucks that might still be alive.
I am willing to pay a one way ticket for that prog fairy Oscar Mayer to go back to the US.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frood on January 04, 2025, 10:10:23 PM
Just inflate his colostomy bag and launch him like a CCP spy balloon so he can return to his ideological mecca.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Shen Li on January 04, 2025, 10:28:26 PM
There is a monument to white libtard American draft dodgers in Nelson, BC. It should be painted yellow to reflect their cowardice.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frood on January 04, 2025, 10:41:49 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on January 04, 2025, 10:28:26 PMThere is a monument to white libtard American draft dodgers in Nelson, BC. It should be painted yellow to reflect their cowardice.

I actually think the draft is illegal and morally wrong.

I wouldn't fight for Ukraine or Israel is some government press gang tried to scoop me up.

But I wouldn't hide or lie about my refusal.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frank on January 04, 2025, 10:46:48 PM
Oscar is a big game hunter.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GgX-6dlagAA7Ufn?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: DKG on January 05, 2025, 06:40:22 AM
Quote from: Frood on January 04, 2025, 10:41:49 PMI actually think the draft is illegal and morally wrong.

I wouldn't fight for Ukraine or Israel is some government press gang tried to scoop me up.

But I wouldn't hide or lie about my refusal.
There was no need to conscript young men for the Vietnam debacle.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Frood on January 05, 2025, 10:49:35 AM
Quote from: DKG on January 05, 2025, 06:40:22 AMThere was no need to conscript young men for the Vietnam debacle.

All wars are basically started by false flags scripted into a narrative in order to win over the populace and accomplish nefarious state and corporate goals.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Renegade Quark on January 05, 2025, 10:56:46 PM
All wars are started to feed the military-industrial complex.
Title: Re: I am starting to think my girlfriend might be transgender.
Post by: Shen Li on January 05, 2025, 11:10:29 PM
Quote from: Renegade Quark on January 05, 2025, 10:56:46 PMAll wars are started to feed the military-industrial complex.
BULLSEYE!!