...and her growler looked like a rabid basset hound with its head out of the window of a racetrack funny-car and a piece of dental floss between its teeth....

...as the parachute deployed, her pissflaps were violently yanked back thus bitch-slapping her tandem instructor so hard he's permanently deaf and followed around by hungry seagulls and pelicans.

Does anybody else have any further information about Fat Oak's unfortunate accident?

CBC will provide updates on the accident at the top of the hour.

Quote from: RAVEN on July 25, 2023, 11:44:27 PM
I guess when she landed she left a massive crater and almost killed a bird :(

;D ;D ;D

Satellite image of the landing spot

Quote from: Oliver the Second on July 26, 2023, 10:13:20 PM
Satellite image of the landing spot

;D

Yes, but does the landing spot smell any worse than the foetid rutting pit of a Canuckistani Moose? Inquiring minds and all.

Is Oak obese or like Renee, is there a lot of exaggeration about her weight? Not that it matters on a forum.

Oak looks like the love child of Danny Devito as the Penguin in Batman and an inflatable beach ball in chunky heels.

Oh no... she's juggernaut fat and her head looks like a fucking fire hydrant

Nah...






Lose Jabba's tail, you'll get an idea of Oak's general dimensions and... err... "facial attributes".

Look... I'm not against large rotund brown puffer fish on the land who breaths cholesterol and shits refried beans....


....but shouldn't we move on from that raging retard now that she and a couple of other equally lobotomised undesirables killed Bastard Factory by their very appointed mod presences?

Fat Oak is medically nuts.

(She has even tried to eat herself)

 

I have devoured BF. I am still hungry.

Stuff a lipo tube into your guts and suck out some of the cellulite then, you fat fucken pig.

I've seen sexier looking water balloons...