I mean I like God.

 I also enjoy BDSM.

 So I'm feeling very attacked by this thread 

Quote from: Dove on September 29, 2023, 07:52:19 PMI mean I like God.

 I also enjoy BDSM.

 So I'm feeling very attacked by this thread 

"made man in His own image" is as obscure as "based on a true story".... you motherfuckers need help.... 

Quote from: deadskinmask on September 29, 2023, 08:31:22 PM"made man in His own image" is as obscure as "based on a true story".... you motherfuckers need help.... 

Quote from: deadskinmask on September 29, 2023, 08:31:22 PM"made man in His own image" is as obscure as "based on a true story".... you motherfuckers need help.... 

Your mind's best before date is off on that, mate...

https://youtu.be/hE8zNhxzpHQ?si=SxBVRAqMnoDOf-BP

Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 29, 2023, 09:14:42 PM

I love old Godzilla movies.  Still more realistic than scripture...

I bet they have this on a shirt.

I like old movies from the 30's to 60's.

The 70's were fucked up.

I'm surprised Freud never cosplayed as Dirk Digler

Quote from: Frood on September 29, 2023, 10:40:09 PMYour mind's best before date is off on that, mate...

oh. i'm sorry, buddy.... i didn't explain better.... let me break it down for you.... the claim was that since God made us "in His image", that he also had a little traffic cone on His johnson and that He too must have had to slice it off as well.... i'm no God expert but i doubt "made in His image" means "exact copy".... i think that means God would indentify with humans more than He would a platypus or koala.... i'm not gonna speculate on whether God has a penis or not.... but if He does, i'm sure its fuckin spectacular.... 

Quote from: Frood on September 30, 2023, 08:28:41 AMI like old movies from the 30's to 60's.

The 70's were fucked up.

my grandkids love old horror movies and old cartoons.... i have a box set of vintage horror and a 8 hour collection of Gumby.... they can't get enough.... we watch that shit every weekend....

Quote from: deadskinmask on September 30, 2023, 11:05:45 AMmy grandkids love old horror movies and old cartoons.... i have a box set of vintage horror and a 8 hour collection of Gumby.... they can't get enough.... we watch that shit every weekend....

I usually watch a few movies from that genre in October.

Quote from: DKG on September 30, 2023, 11:18:32 AMI usually watch a few movies from that genre in October.

we do it year-round.... i used to take em camping on the weekend but the safest spots are now occupied by paint-huffing hobos.... so we just build forts in the living room and eat frozen pizzas and bullshit.... they think the black-and-white horror movies are awesome as hell.... its a relief to me because theres no off-color jokes or adult situations.... even todays "kid oriented" stuff is questionable as hell....

Quote from: deadskinmask on September 30, 2023, 11:43:38 AMwe do it year-round.... i used to take em camping on the weekend but the safest spots are now occupied by paint-huffing hobos.... so we just build forts in the living room and eat frozen pizzas and bullshit.... they think the black-and-white horror movies are awesome as hell.... its a relief to me because theres no off-color jokes or adult situations.... even todays "kid oriented" stuff is questionable as hell....

That is why you are deadskinmask.