Quote from: JOE on March 01, 2024, 12:40:05 PMAh...fer all yer tough talk, I knows yer jes' a gentle like a Lamb ...Lokmeer!

Mind you, you have a rough kinda sense of humor you do!

But I know ya wouldn't shoot me.

Dont make any sudden moves josephine! FA/FO.

Almost forgot...the dog might be on you too, BTW. Its VERY antisocial.

Quote from: Lokmar on March 01, 2024, 12:59:05 PMAlmost forgot...the dog might be on you too, BTW. Its VERY antisocial.

Oh, I thought Ya'd bite me first.

Like owner like dog y'know.

Quote from: TheProwler on February 29, 2024, 06:29:49 PMShut up, Joe.

If you did not take it up the ass, you would still be a virgin.

Jo Jo was a virgin before we met and fell madly in love.

Quote from: TheProwler on March 01, 2024, 12:23:59 PMDoes Thiel pull your hair when he pounds you?

No, I don't. Jo Jo's hair is thinning. I don't want to pull what remains out. He is very self conscious about that.

Quote from: JOE on March 01, 2024, 10:06:03 AMOh. I thought ya said ya pulled yer 1st wife's hair & beat er.

I guess ya had ta have a 1st wife ta practice on & warm up with b'fore ya met the 2nd...eh Lokmeer?

Don' worry.

I've met guys like that.

Sweetie, tell them. I never hit you after we have sex.

Quote from: JOE on March 01, 2024, 01:18:51 PMOh, I thought Ya'd bite me first.

Like owner like dog y'know.

No, I'd shoot you. You prefer the 45 ACP or 357 Mag? Lemme know.

Quote from: Thiel on March 01, 2024, 01:38:04 PMSweetie, tell them. I never hit you after we have sex.

josephine gets 2 fukin black eyes and a gag ball tho during. Right?

Quote from: Lokmar on March 01, 2024, 05:29:18 PMNo, I'd shoot you. You prefer the 45 ACP or 357 Mag? Lemme know.

I thought Rednecks were supposed ta be friendly...Lokmeer!

Maybe a bit a moonshine will calm ya down.

Quote from: Lokmar on March 01, 2024, 12:30:00 PMHell, my best memories of that bitch was punching her! If she showed up at my doorstep today and threw something at me or shoved me, I'd beat her to death with a claw hammer. I mean, with her, I wouldnt want to use a gun because that would end it too fast.

Eveery time ya talk about yer Ex/1st wife, it reminds me of that guy Harry Fenton Mudd....Lokmeer!


I knowz ya haven't fergotten her, eh?

Ya say ya have & ya wish ya could, but I knowz ya haven't...Bud!

Quote from: JOE on March 01, 2024, 06:27:04 PMI thought Rednecks were supposed ta be friendly...Lokmeer!

Maybe a bit a moonshine will calm ya down.

I'm racist, not redneck. I drink Jack Daniels, not moonshine.

Quote from: JOE on March 01, 2024, 06:32:59 PMEveery time ya talk about yer Ex/1st wife, it reminds me of that guy Harry Fenton Mudd....Lokmeer!

I knowz ya haven't fergotten her, eh?

Ya say ya have & ya wish ya could, but I knowz ya haven't...Bud!

Yea, thats about right. I hear the dumb bitch is medicated these days. She's still fat and ugly tho and doesnt have a pot to piss in. LMFAO!

Quote from: Lokmar on March 01, 2024, 06:42:33 PMYea, thats about right. I hear the dumb bitch is medicated these days. She's still fat and ugly tho and doesnt have a pot to piss in. LMFAO!

Was yer first wife fat 'n ugly when ya first met 'er, Lokmeer?

Quote from: JOE on March 02, 2024, 03:06:20 AMWas yer first wife fat 'n ugly when ya first met 'er, Lokmeer?

Are you ever nosy. Like a forum mole.

Quote from: JOE on March 02, 2024, 03:06:20 AMWas yer first wife fat 'n ugly when ya first met 'er, Lokmeer?

She was absolutely beautiful when I had my hands wrapped around her throat.

Fuktard.