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Hey libturds - Do we ban all knives or just the semi automatic ones?

Started by Biggie Smiles, April 13, 2024, 11:49:49 AM

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Quote from: Lokmar on April 13, 2024, 02:26:06 PMThose dumb cunts in England banned knives. I dont even think its legal to have a letter opener there.
Oh shit -- seriously?

Knowing the sordid state of their dental hygiene over there how the hell do they eat a steak then?

avatar_reaps the honest -- can you shed some light here bro?
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Quote from: Biggie Smiles on April 13, 2024, 02:28:20 PMOh shit -- seriously?

Knowing the sordid state of their dental hygiene over there how the hell do they eat a steak then?

avatar_reaps the honest -- can you shed some light here bro?

Yeah knives are illegal here.

The blacks went on a stabbing spree so ....

reaps the honest

Infact the only people that have weapons here are the fucking criminals ffs.

I've got a nice rounders/baseball bat and that's about all we can carry here.

The poxy Police here even stopped me once for walking around with a pool cue.

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Quote from: Thiel on April 13, 2024, 03:01:53 PMStart with semi auto knives. Then expand it to butter knives, excluding environmentally friendly non plastic disposable ones. They are saving the planet after all.

what about da FORKS? The four headed knives of the apocalypse!!!


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Quote from: Biggie Smiles on April 13, 2024, 03:08:22 PMwhat about da FORKS? The four headed knives of the apocalypse!!!


Do you think this can all be stopped if we just let transsexual men expose themselves in girls locker rooms?
A public inquiry will be held to determine if an exemption for forks is justifiable.
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"FORKS"?? WHERE'S ALL THE COCK??? GIVE ME THE COCK RIGHT NOW? lazy about and getting high in my chair. Give me all the "FORKS" PLEEEEEASE I need I need them now
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