But unfortunately she's got primal strains of wild dog DNA in her and, she's hard to train despite never leaving our sides for much distance.

Loyal and affectionate as fuck but the type of crossbred hell that could tow somebody 5 times her weight for a mile without stopping or chew all the electrical and water leads right to the metal of any washing machine or major appliance (not to mention drywall).

She even eats poisonous leaves off bushes in the yard and doesn't miss a beat.

The cat litter box hasn't been emptied for well over a month. The nasty lil bitch makes short chomp chomp of any turd she can get.

But we love her and she loves us...

Guess we're all stuck with "poo poo eater"... 

 My dog has been driving me nuts since noon yesterday.

 I've been deep cleaning the house and moving furniture around so he has been going batshit crazy. He barked all night and woke my 8 year old up 4 times so I've basically been up all night.

 He barked at and went nuts over the carpet steam cleaner. I've been steam cleaning every room.

 Asks to go out JUST for attention and then holds me hostage outside while he moves super slow sniffing the ground and taking a shit in 5 different spots.

 Pushing between me and my man. Humping. Whenever he feels jealous he starts licking and humping.

 I had to throw him out of the bedroom and lock him out so I could make the bed because he kept jumping on the bed and pulling the sheets off 

 This dog loses his damn mind when I clean. So my deep cleaning makes him extra psycho.

 The dog hair is insane. He is a short hair dog and yet sheds worse than my fluffy cat!

 Eddie will also eat cat shit. He loves shoving his face right directly into Prudeys ass and she HATES it.

 So I stumbled upon a photo of an adorable puppy that someone on FB is just giving away.

 And I asked about the puppy and they said...puppy already had a home. Okay.

 Two weeks later I get a message saying the people who took puppy are being kicked out of their house via court order. Now puppy needs a home again and can I take it.

 It's a mother fucking pit bull. 4 months old. NOT fixed. No shots. The person did ask me a single question about my living situation and is trying to dress up what went down with the previous person who had the puppy.

 I've said before it is ALWAYS poor people with unstable housing who get pit bulls and they don't trian them well or get their vet care.

 Me and the man have been looking at dogs and talking about getting another dog. But an older dog. For our dog.

 But this puppy is CUTE.

 We decided to pass because..it's a fucking puppy. None of us want to deal with a puppy.

 And I don't believe these people that it's house broken. I ask how the puppy communicates that it needs to potty and they said "oh it doesnt"....okay how do you know it needs to go out then?

 Eddie rings bells when he needs to go out. Eddie NEVER has oopsies. He had ONE oopsy a long time ago because my man wasn't home and he went on the kitchen floor off the carpet. And he was ashamed of himself even though he did it thr best way he could.

 Maybe if we had the carpets pulled out already it would be different.

 But nope. And they chew. And chew. And sleep deprive everyone.

 No puppies lol.

Quote from: Frood on August 26, 2024, 08:28:30 AMBut unfortunately she's got primal strains of wild dog DNA in her and, she's hard to train despite never leaving our sides for much distance.

Loyal and affectionate as fuck but the type of crossbred hell that could tow somebody 5 times her weight for a mile without stopping or chew all the electrical and water leads right to the metal of any washing machine or major appliance (not to mention drywall).

She even eats poisonous leaves off bushes in the yard and doesn't miss a beat.

The cat litter box hasn't been emptied for well over a month. The nasty lil bitch makes short chomp chomp of any turd she can get.

But we love her and she loves us...

Guess we're all stuck with "poo poo eater"... 

Omg.... she is puppy ffs.


There is no limit to her energy which she will have in over abundance for at least 2 years.


It will be spring soon so you can run her in the bush...

Have you bought her some chew toys yet?

Female dog's need veggies dumbarse..

Go buy a flour sack of swedes for $5 and boil them up to go with her dinner...


Why must I continually educate dumbos?

Pit Bull? Give it to Shen.