Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 05, 2024, 10:36:39 PMNow Moby on the otherhand

She had a tramp stamp of angel wings

Sadly her own gluttony and sloth left those angel wings looking more like the Mcdonalds golden arches by the time I met here

maybe fate was trying to tell her something?

She has all kinds of nasty tats. The tramp stamp is gross asf

Quote from: Erica Mena on September 05, 2024, 10:46:58 PMShe has all kinds of nasty tats. The tramp stamp is gross asf

She looked like the Michelin Man with all kinds of 1980s subway car graffiti on her. It was gross to be very honest

It was like watching Beat street

but in her case it was "beat it bitch"

Quote from: Erica Mena on September 05, 2024, 10:46:58 PMShe has all kinds of nasty tats. The tramp stamp is gross asf

I knew that white trash Chris Farley clone would have ink covering every square hectare of her fat pasty white body.

Quote from: Erica Mena on September 05, 2024, 10:46:58 PMShe has all kinds of nasty tats. The tramp stamp is gross asf

I couldn't see anything above her fupa. 

Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 10:54:09 PMI couldn't see anything above her fupa. 

couldn't see anything below it either

that thing was like a garage door

Quote from: Shen Li on September 05, 2024, 10:53:42 PMI knew that white trash Chris Farley clone would have ink covering every square hectare of her fat pasty white body.

She has a tattoo of Cali on her right like that is the size of Cali

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 05, 2024, 10:55:02 PMcouldn't see anything below it either

that thing was like a garage door

It was like an open elevator with water damaged ceiling tiles drooping down in front of it. 

And escalator riding beanie babies plopping out the bottom.

Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 10:58:49 PMIt was like an open elevator with water damaged ceiling tiles drooping down in front of it. 

And escalator riding beanie babies plopping out the bottom.

Her Fupa looked like Oak's chin

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 05, 2024, 10:59:39 PMHer Fupa looked like Oak's chin

I imagine Oak going down on Murdy would sound like the armpit suction trick but done by walruses at Sea World... 

Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 11:05:32 PMI imagine Oak going down on Murdy would sound like the armpit suction trick but done by walruses at Sea World... 

you imagined that without going into anaphylactic shock?

Fuck you have a strong physiology

Big El Sexy had worms I guess...

I wouldn't go down on Girthy Mirthy if my son were being held captive by HAMAS terrorists and that were the only way to secure his release.

I would just say goodbye to my baby boy and pray God has mercy on his soul

Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 11:09:06 PMBig El Sexy had worms I guess...

She's blaming the smell of rotting cheeses flourishing under her fat rolls on the poor dog again?

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 05, 2024, 11:12:07 PMShe's blaming the smell of rotting cheeses flourishing under her fat rolls on the poor dog again?

She might have confused it for a stuffed toy...