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Moonie

Quote from: Lokmar on September 11, 2024, 03:57:58 PMYour family should get together and push him off a tall bridge.

So exterminate all the blacks, muzzies, gays,..who else is missing? Sorry you make me crack the fuck up.  :facepalm:  :crampe:

Lokmar

Quote from: Moonie on September 11, 2024, 05:01:29 PMSo exterminate all the blacks, muzzies, gays,..who else is missing? Sorry you make me crack the fuck up.  :facepalm:  :crampe:

Just muhzies and gays......maybe force all women with tattoos to get them removed or die.
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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Lokmar on September 11, 2024, 05:50:32 PMJust muhzies and gays......maybe force all women with tattoos to get them removed or die.

I remember this wild woman that I was fornicating with back when I was single. She had so many tattoos and piercings.

She had every conceivable piercing that you could ever imagine and then some...she even had the fronts of her armpits pierced.

As for her tattoos...she had this one back piece that covered her entire back, and disappeared into her arse crack. When I had her in doggy I was able to see how far that tat actually ended up. It ended up right on her naught.

She ran around the neighbourhood with a massive Rottweiler for exercise.Looks wise...she was probably a 9/10, long blonde hair with Australian/Russian decent.But I had to set her free as she was bat-shit crazy and involved with the underbelly of Australia.

Not good. Good root but...




Odinson

When I look at her body and then see a tattoo on those perfect curves...

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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Odinson on September 11, 2024, 07:21:35 PMWhen I look at her body and then see a tattoo on those perfect curves...


You've got to succumb completely to the pussy... and allow the little head to do the thinking for the big head Odi!

Testosterone 101...

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Lokmar

Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 11, 2024, 06:45:30 PMI remember this wild woman that I was fornicating with back when I was single. She had so many tattoos and piercings.

She had every conceivable piercing that you could ever imagine and then some...she even had the fronts of her armpits pierced.

As for her tattoos...she had this one back piece that covered her entire back, and disappeared into her arse crack. When I had her in doggy I was able to see how far that tat actually ended up. It ended up right on her naught.

She ran around the neighbourhood with a massive Rottweiler for exercise.Looks wise...she was probably a 9/10, long blonde hair with Australian/Russian decent.But I had to set her free as she was bat-shit crazy and involved with the underbelly of Australia.

Not good. Good root but...





Just one look and you know she's gutter trash and the town door knob.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Lokmar on September 11, 2024, 07:27:59 PMJust one look and you know she's gutter trash and the town door knob.

She cost around AU$150.00 per hour over twenty years ago...hence the underbelly of Australia reference. Lol
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Odinson

Quote from: formosan on September 09, 2024, 12:18:17 PMBoys never paid any attention to me when I was single.....Asian or Caucasian.
:sad:

You were probably wearing baggy grandma clothes hiding that perfect smooth body of yours.


Blazor

Quote from: Lokmar on September 11, 2024, 03:57:58 PMYour family should get together and push him off a tall bridge.

 :crampe:

He moved to a Libtard city with his wife. She cheated on him, and he was in gay central, and turned. I think he's bi though, cause he still likes ladies to a degree lol. Said he was interested in them again lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on September 11, 2024, 11:47:00 PM:crampe:

He moved to a Libtard city with his wife. She cheated on him, and he was in gay central, and turned. I think he's bi though, cause he still likes ladies to a degree lol. Said he was interested in them again lol.

I've often seen this happen with chicks...they'll come out of an abusive relationship or were cheated on...and decide, "fuck men...I'm going to try a woman(s)!" Then invariably they get tired of the bitchiness and hormonal behaviour, particularly when they start to sync (wink-wink)...and then just want to be slammed with cock again.

It's funny as fuck actually!  :fgj (4):
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Herman

Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 12, 2024, 12:57:23 AMI've often seen this happen with chicks...they'll come out of an abusive relationship or were cheated on...and decide, "fuck men...I'm going to try a woman(s)!" Then invariably they get tired of the bitchiness and hormonal behaviour, particularly when they start to sync (wink-wink)...and then just want to be slammed with cock again.

It's funny as fuck actually!  :fgj (4):
No gal turns dike after being with old Herman. I even turn dikes straight.
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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Herman on September 12, 2024, 01:00:39 AMNo gal turns dike after being with old Herman. I even turn dikes straight.

I remember turning this dyke semi-straight once on the dance floor at this dubious nightclub, when her butch girlfriend lent over and smacked me in the face in the middle of a tongue-twisting French kiss. I laughed at the agro butch, telling her that I was way more sexier! The bouncers asked me nicely to leave. :yeahhh:
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Shen Li

Quote from: Herman on September 12, 2024, 01:00:39 AMNo gal turns dike after being with old Herman. I even turn dikes straight.
sure sure :s_laugh:  :laughinatu:  :crampe:

Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 12, 2024, 12:57:23 AMI've often seen this happen with chicks...they'll come out of an abusive relationship or were cheated on...and decide, "fuck men...I'm going to try a woman(s)!" Then invariably they get tired of the bitchiness and hormonal behaviour, particularly when they start to sync (wink-wink)...and then just want to be slammed with cock again.

It's funny as fuck actually!  :fgj (4):

What you said ain't no lie lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

Quote from: Herman on September 12, 2024, 01:00:39 AMNo gal turns dike after being with old Herman. I even turn dikes straight.

Yeah, you're the 21st century John Holmes.
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