Quote from: Blazor on October 06, 2024, 11:48:01 PMDon't worry, my face still hasnt been sat on in 4 years either lol.

That has to change too.

Quote from: DKG on October 07, 2024, 07:31:20 AMI met my girlfriend at a gym.

I met my first Australian girlfriend at the gym too...she worked out and was part of the staff. 6 feet tall, blonde, blue eyes, 10 years older than me and an appetite for sex.
It was a wild ride whilst it lasted...

Quote from: Lokmar on October 07, 2024, 09:51:56 AMThats a clear sign that she's taken many heavy loads from many, many, many men.

I'd never eat that rotten fruit!!!

Nah...trust me, I've instigated many piercings over the years. When a female realises that her new boyfriend can professionally pierce, they go for a clitoral hood piercing straight away. What's not to like? Her bean gets stimulated just by walking... plus one can zero in on the right spot without fail, even when it's pitch-black!

Quote from: Lokmar on October 07, 2024, 02:54:14 PMI hope you're Catholic Blazor:

"Leonard Edward Feeney (February 18, 1897 – January 30, 1978) was an American Jesuit Catholic priest, poet, lyricist, and essayist.

He articulated an interpretation of the Catholic doctrine extra Ecclesiam nulla salus ("outside the Church there is no salvation"). He took the position that baptism of blood and baptism of desire are unavailing and that therefore no non-Catholics will be saved.[1] Those positions are called, after him, Feeneyism."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Feeney

Interesting.

As far as Catholic lol, my Dads side is, my Mom's is Baptist. I jus say Im Christian lol.

Quote from: Shen Li on October 07, 2024, 10:29:55 PMThat has to change too.

I think I honestly miss eating pussy more than fucking lately lol.

Quote from: Shen Li on October 08, 2024, 10:40:33 PM

Think I posted that a couple months ago lol, still worth watching again 

I've been watching the Dukes lately too, Im on Season 3 lol. OHHH!!!! I installed my Dixie horn too!!! Now it sounds jus like the General Lee!!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Quote from: Blazor on October 09, 2024, 12:26:23 AMInteresting.

As far as Catholic lol, my Dads side is, my Mom's is Baptist. I jus say Im Christian lol.

Quote from: Blazor on October 09, 2024, 12:26:23 AMInteresting.

As far as Catholic lol, my Dads side is, my Mom's is Baptist. I jus say Im Christian lol.

Baptist is just an off-shoot of Protestant. Your's truly was a Baptist before he finally saw the light!

Quote from: Blazor on October 09, 2024, 12:27:56 AMI think I honestly miss eating pussy more than fucking lately lol.

I once ate my girlfriend's righteous pussy at the back of the church during a lengthy sermon...sinning never tasted so good! 

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 09, 2024, 01:10:36 AMBaptist is just an off-shoot of Protestant. Your's truly was a Baptist before he finally saw the light!

That gif is from Lucifer ain't it lol?

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 09, 2024, 01:13:56 AMI once ate my girlfriend's righteous pussy at the back of the church during a lengthy sermon...sinning never tasted so good! 

You naughty boy, give me 5 Hail Marys!!!! lol

Quote from: Blazor on October 09, 2024, 02:46:28 AMThat gif is from Lucifer ain't it lol?

The first three or four seasons of that show were good.

Quote from: Blazor on October 09, 2024, 02:46:28 AMThat gif is from Lucifer ain't it lol?

Yep...my wife even went online and bought me his on-set twisted whiskey glasses and decanter. Oh hell yeah!

Quote from: Blazor on October 09, 2024, 02:47:10 AMYou naughty boy, give me 5 Hail Marys!!!! lol

Hail Mary's? She used to give me her own bloody Mary's! She gave me my red wings for Christ's my sake.

Go to church Blaze...you might lighten up your own inner-demon! Lulz

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 09, 2024, 01:13:56 AMI once ate my girlfriend's righteous pussy at the back of the church during a lengthy sermon...sinning never tasted so good! 

What kind of a church was that.