Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 03:26:27 AMThat's what I was thinking 

Yeah, that was the sexiest pic AI was willing to cough up (rules or some shit), but it managed to make a massive coochie.

Still sexier than Herman's gals though. 

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 03:27:55 AMToo young yes. Too petite no.

The last one reminds me of an ex girlfriend in my college days. She had a great body and her arse was just like that. She had the nastiest farts though. She let one rip right on my face when I was lying in bed this one time and I nearly vomited. It could well have been a shit it was so bad. Fucking brought tears to my eyes.

Quote from: Frood on October 11, 2024, 03:29:37 AMYeah, that was the sexiest pic AI was willing to cough up (rules or some shit), but it managed to make a massive coochie.

Still sexier than Herman's gals though. 

Gotcha lol.

I mean, I'd put some wood in it.

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 03:33:00 AMThe last one reminds me of an ex girlfriend in my college days. She had a great body and her arse was just like that. She had the nastiest farts though. She let one rip right on my face when I was lying is bed this one time and I nearly vomited. It could well have been a shit it was so bad. Fucking brought tears to my eyes.

I was about to give that post a thumbs up, til I kept reading, and couldn't help but giggle lol.

Oi... Lab Flaker

This one is more to your liking, eh mate?



 

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 03:34:01 AMI was about to give that post a thumbs up, til I kept reading, and couldn't help but giggle lol.

I may have told you about that chick. This one time I was cooking in the kitchen and she calls me into the bathroom. So I pop in and there she is squatting on top of the toilet with a big grin on her face, and this chocolate log hanging out her arse. I had to put up with that kinda shit for 3 years!

I was only 18 and so innocent back then too.

When I first met her at this pub... one of her first questions was, "do I like fulching?" I thought she meant cunnilingus and said, "yes please" like a novice twat! She nearly pissed herself laughing there and then. I should have heard warning bells. The depravity!

Quote from: Frood on October 11, 2024, 01:12:25 AMDon't turn him into a Garraty_47 for fucks sake!

He'll be shoplifting Anglo slang like a San Fran shop front and nobody will be able to stop 5 finger discount of 950 jargon words or less.

I am unashamed of my pilfering the vernacular of any region/language I find useful or just plain fun.

Some may call it cultural appropriation but as far as I'm concerned it's a grey area, innit.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 11, 2024, 06:27:43 AMI am unashamed of my pilfering the vernacular of any region/language I find useful or just plain fun.

Some may call it cultural appropriation but as far as I'm concerned it's a grey area, innit.

Oi Garraty...you're an old school sort of bloke and a Southerner-what's your take on fat chicks? I genuinely thought Blazor would be all over them like a rash??

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 06:34:08 AMOi Garraty...you're an old school sort of bloke and a Southerner-what's your take on fat chicks? I genuinely thought Blazor would be all over them like a rash??

I too like 'em athletically slender.
For one thing smaller breasts keep their shape better and at my (our) age that's a great big plus.

Never been particularly attracted to the larger ladies but that's not a judgement... only a personal preference.

Look at this curious twist of fate! A fat chick with hardly any arse...almost one long back. And she seems proud of it too.



That certainly would make my dick droop, and leave me feeling ripped off had I experienced her in a relationship.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 11, 2024, 06:41:46 AMI too like 'em athletically slender.
For one thing smaller breasts keep their shape better and at my (our) age that's a great big plus.

Never been particularly attracted to the larger ladies but that's not a judgement... only a personal preference.

I certainly don't mind looking for downward nipples. I love big tits almost as much as big arses.

This one hippie girlfriend I experienced had tiny tits, but compensated with nipples that were almost two inches long. They could've poked my eyes out had I not payed attention in close proximity.

No...I definitely love big chicks, but I'm not a fan of cankles. Shapely calves is a must to pull off the whole BBW ensemble.

Yep!

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 11, 2024, 06:27:43 AMI am unashamed of my pilfering the vernacular of any region/language I find useful or just plain fun.

Some may call it cultural appropriation but as far as I'm concerned it's a grey area, innit.

You gotta fucking earn it dude/mate/cobber/cunt..

It took me many years in multiple places to begrudgingly start using the local slang.

Why you doing it, Pajero?

Quote from: Frood on October 11, 2024, 08:25:51 AMYou gotta fucking earn it dude/mate/cobber/cunt..

It took me many years in multiple places to begrudgingly start using the local slang.

Why you doing it, Pajero?

Konnichiwa!
The way I see it I'm providing a service.
I'm helping spread and perpetuate words and phrases to which some people otherwise might never be exposed.

I'm a linguistic Johnny Fucking Appleseed.

Everywhere I go vocabularies are impregnated with new, interesting, and/or useful collections of consonants and vowels. Not all of my seeds take root and become part of someone else's lexicon but it's not about quantity. It's about quality.

We all earned the right to use any words we like both by being born with that capability and the basic necessity of using that skill set to communicate effectively with each other.

No language can thrive in a cage, brah.
Set them all free!

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 11, 2024, 06:41:46 AMI too like 'em athletically slender.
For one thing smaller breasts keep their shape better and at my (our) age that's a great big plus.

Never been particularly attracted to the larger ladies but that's not a judgement... only a personal preference.

I do too. But, I don't judge those who have uncommon preferences.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 11, 2024, 09:35:00 AMKonnichiwa!
The way I see it I'm providing a service.
I'm helping spread and perpetuate words and phrases to which some people otherwise might never be exposed.

I'm a linguistic Johnny Fucking Appleseed.

Everywhere I go vocabularies are impregnated with new, interesting, and/or useful collections of consonants and vowels. Not all of my seeds take root and become part of someone else's lexicon but it's not about quantity. It's about quality.

We all earned the right to use any words we like both by being born with that capability and the basic necessity of using that skill set to communicate effectively with each other.

No language can thrive in a cage, brah.
Set them all free!

Ol' Blandscape is a classic. He'll use his local Scottish lingo mixed in with jargonesque terms...leaving one wondering if he's semi-cultured.

But when you hear his actual voice on vocaroo, trying desperately not to bastardise the English language with that ridiculous highland accent...you realise that he's just another try-hard Scottish lout with a speech impediment.