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Frood · October 30, 2024, 09:55:35 PM

Oak is so big her belts have trailer hitches.

Biggie Smiles · October 30, 2024, 10:15:38 PM

Oak is so fat her pronouns are
Everyone/everywhere

Frood · October 30, 2024, 10:17:48 PM

Oak is so fat that when she used a hotel's sauna and jacuzzi, health inspectors made management change the names to smokehouse and crockpot.

Biggie Smiles · October 30, 2024, 10:21:25 PM

Oak is so fat her fingernails have stretch marks

Frood · October 30, 2024, 10:24:21 PM

Oak is so fat that when she swims in the ocean without a bikini bottom, giant squid think it's date night.

Trump’s Niece · October 30, 2024, 10:32:18 PM

Frood · October 30, 2024, 10:33:09 PM

Biggie Smiles · October 30, 2024, 10:39:50 PM

Quote from: Erica Mena on October 30, 2024, 10:32:18 PM

You know what's funny?

Out of all the funny ass jokes we were making about that sumo sloth it is THIS post that will piss the petty pig off the most.

She's right there licking the windows right now

Looks like the whole fucking forum is going through a god damn car wash with her giant ass tongue rubbing up and down over the glass

Frood · October 30, 2024, 10:41:46 PM

Oak is so fat, Carnival Cruiseline upgraded her voyage to Barge.

Biggie Smiles · October 30, 2024, 10:44:50 PM

Quote from: Frood on October 30, 2024, 10:41:46 PMOak is so fat, Carnival Cruiseline upgraded her voyage to Barge.

When Oak jumps in the water is IS a carnival cruise line

Biggie Smiles · October 30, 2024, 10:46:02 PM

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 30, 2024, 10:44:50 PMWhen Oak jumps in the water is IS a carnival cruise line

no wait

when Oak jumps the Earth dips into another orbit. and if it happens to be into water - dry land is FUCKED

Frood · October 30, 2024, 10:50:38 PM

One time...at band camp... Fat Oak stuck an entire flutist up her pussy.

Biggie Smiles · October 30, 2024, 10:57:10 PM

THis one time.. at band camp.. we saw Oak taking a shower but never saw any of the water hit the floor

Frood · October 30, 2024, 11:05:41 PM

Fat Oak is so big, her gravitational pull affects the sea levels of Jupiter's moon Europa..

Biggie Smiles · October 30, 2024, 11:10:40 PM

Quote from: Frood on October 30, 2024, 11:05:41 PMFat Oak is so big, her gravitational pull affects the sea levels of Jupiter's moon Europa..

Oak is so fat she jumped in the air and started knocking other planets around like a fucking game of pool

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