Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Why there are no black NASCAR drivers. David Letterman may be in trouble with NASCAR.



David Letterman may not get any flack from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flack' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts.



David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.



# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.



# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.



# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.



# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.



# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.



# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.



# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.



# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.



AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR



# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.



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To surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.



When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting on his lap.



Without hesitating, he dictated, "And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Man telling a joke:



"I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.



"Really" she  said, "Go on then...try."  



After about  thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"  



I said, "Yesterday."



When you are over sixty, who gives a  shit?"

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Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Why there are no black NASCAR drivers. David Letterman may be in trouble with NASCAR.



David Letterman may not get any flack from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flack' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts.



David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.



# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.



# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.



# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.



# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.



# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.



# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.



# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.



# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.



AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR



# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.



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David Letterman said this?

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Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.



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