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Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 04, 2024, 12:18:24 AMI usually purchase the game online, as you always get a better deal. My wife enjoys it when I play Call Of Duty as I have my headphones on and she gets to watch her chick flicks on Netflix.

How can she watch when you be shoutin' "Oi! Oi! Oi! Ya fookin' cunt! Cum ear n let me blow your FOOKIN' head off!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on December 04, 2024, 12:56:23 AMHow can she watch when you be shoutin' "Oi! Oi! Oi! Ya fookin' cunt! Cum ear n let me blow your FOOKIN' head off!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Lulz...that's actually happened a couple of times! More recently this Lebanese cunt from Sydney, with his sand-niggerish accent having a go at everybody and abusing these chicks badly.

For a moment I forgot that I had neighbours and wanted to skin him alive. My wife slammed the door open glaring at me, and put a dent in the wall.

 :crampe:
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Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 04, 2024, 01:02:44 AMLulz...that's actually happened a couple of times! More recently this Lebanese cunt from Sydney, with his sand-niggerish accent having a go at everybody and abusing these chicks badly.

For a moment I forgot that I had neighbours and wanted to skin him alive. My wife slammed the door open glaring at me, and put a dent in the wall.

 :crampe:

Too funny lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Shen Li

Quote from: Blazor on December 04, 2024, 12:55:01 AMI bet!
It's unbelievable how the quality of life in Canada has plummeted. I'm sooooo glad we got out.
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Blazor

Quote from: Shen Li on December 04, 2024, 01:25:22 AMIt's unbelievable how the quality of life in Canada has plummeted. I'm sooooo glad we got out.

I'm very proud of you for getting out, and going to a country full of beautiful Asian Women for when I visit  :yeahhh:  :crampe:
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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Shen Li


Quote from: Blazor on December 04, 2024, 01:47:03 AMI'm very proud of you for getting out, and going to a country full of beautiful Asian Women for when I visit  :yeahhh:  :crampe:
You will not want to go back to Verginnie.
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Blazor

Quote from: Shen Li on December 04, 2024, 10:34:21 PMYou will not want to go back to Verginnie.

I really do like it here, but if I fell in love with Sing, I'd stay lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Shen Li

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Quote from: Blazor on December 04, 2024, 11:27:39 PMI really do like it here, but if I fell in love with Sing, I'd stay lol.
Things you will love about Singapore:

-The women
-Great health care
-Futuristic insfrastructure
-Low income taxes
-Access to great nearby beaches, jungles and hiking in Malaysia
-The women
-The food
-Good salaries and employment opportunities
-The women
-One of the safest cities in the world
-Clean as a polished pin
-Good pension plan
-English is an official language
-The women
-City parks everywhere
-Cheap delicious restaurant fare
-Free public wifi in most public spaces
-Fantastic public transit
-The women

What you will not like about Singapore:

-Almost everybody lives in flats
-The heat and humidity
-Don't break the law here
-Alcohol is expensive
-DO NOT EVEN THINK OF SMOKING WEED HERE!!!
-Petrol is expensive
-No hunting or fishing

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Blazor

Quote from: Shen Li on December 04, 2024, 11:42:23 PMThings you will love about Singapore:

-The women
-Great health care
-Futuristic insfrastructure
-Low income taxes
-Access to great nearby beaches, jungles and hiking in Malaysia
-The women
-The food
-Good salaries and employment opportunities
-The women
-One of the safest cities in the world
-Clean as a polished pin
-Good pension plan
-English is an official language
-The women
-City parks everywhere
-Cheap delicious restaurant fare
-Free public wifi in most public spaces
-Fantastic public transit
-The women

What you will not like about Singapore:

-Almost everybody lives in flats
-The heat and humidity
-Don't break the law here
-Alcohol is expensive
-DO NOT EVEN THINK OF SMOKING WEED HERE!!!
-Petrol is expensive
-No hunting or fishing



Lol at weed lol. For sure a lot of things to like. And yeah some of those dislikes I don't like.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

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Shen Li

Quote from: Blazor on December 05, 2024, 12:33:13 AMLol at weed lol. For sure a lot of things to like. And yeah some of those dislikes I don't like.
The move was a no-brainer for us. Canada is becoming a dangerous, dirty, corrupt third world nation. I have the future of 2 young boys to consider.

Sg seems like a real first world country after 30 years in Canada.
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Blazor

Quote from: Shen Li on December 05, 2024, 12:43:52 AMThe move was a no-brainer for us. Canada is becoming a dangerous, dirty, corrupt third world nation. I have the future of 2 young boys to consider.

Sg seems like a real first world country after 30 years in Canada.

If I had to choose between Canada and Sing, I'd choose Sing lol. You made a smart decision in my opinion  :drunk2:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

DKG

Quote from: Shen Li on December 04, 2024, 11:42:23 PMThings you will love about Singapore:

-The women
-Great health care
-Futuristic insfrastructure
-Low income taxes
-Access to great nearby beaches, jungles and hiking in Malaysia
-The women
-The food
-Good salaries and employment opportunities
-The women
-One of the safest cities in the world
-Clean as a polished pin
-Good pension plan
-English is an official language
-The women
-City parks everywhere
-Cheap delicious restaurant fare
-Free public wifi in most public spaces
-Fantastic public transit
-The women

What you will not like about Singapore:

-Almost everybody lives in flats
-The heat and humidity
-Don't break the law here
-Alcohol is expensive
-DO NOT EVEN THINK OF SMOKING WEED HERE!!!
-Petrol is expensive
-No hunting or fishing


I assume golfing means a trip across the border to Malaysia?

Shen Li

Quote from: DKG on December 05, 2024, 09:28:48 AMI assume golfing means a trip across the border to Malaysia?
I guess. We aren't golfers.

Shen Li

Quote from: Blazor on December 05, 2024, 02:21:33 AMIf I had to choose between Canada and Sing, I'd choose Sing lol. You made a smart decision in my opinion  :drunk2:
More professionals are voting with their feet and leaving Canada for good. The country is subpar.