The play-by-play commentary is worth the price of admission.

Amen.

Christmas Fun -

Take the bus down to the mall right before Christmas. Go in and buy a few things.

When you come out walk through the parking lot with your keys in your hand like you're going to your car. You'll get at least three or four cars following you wanting your spot.

Walk down the lane a bit then stop and look around. Point to the next lane over and make hand motions like you're saying "Oh, I'm parked over in that lane". Then walk between the cars over to the other lane.

All the cars that were following you will punch on the gas and fly down to turn around and get in the lane you're in now.

Walk down a bit more then stop and do it again, all the while making your way towards the bus stop.

When you get close enough put your keys in your pocket and hop on the bus.

And wave to the people who were following you and wish them a Merry Christmas.

 

Quote from: Oliver the Second on December 23, 2024, 03:13:59 PMChristmas Fun -

Take the bus down to the mall right before Christmas. Go in and buy a few things.

When you come out walk through the parking lot with your keys in your hand like you're going to your car. You'll get at least three or four cars following you wanting your spot.

Walk down the lane a bit then stop and look around. Point to the next lane over and make hand motions like you're saying "Oh, I'm parked over in that lane". Then walk between the cars over to the other lane.

All the cars that were following you will punch on the gas and fly down to turn around and get in the lane you're in now.

Walk down a bit more then stop and do it again, all the while making your way towards the bus stop.

When you get close enough put your keys in your pocket and hop on the bus.

And wave to the people who were following you and wish them a Merry Christmas.

 

You asshole.

Amen.

Quote from: J E B Stuart on December 23, 2024, 07:00:59 PM

Amen.

That's what I do if I am feeling down.

Quote from: J E B Stuart on December 23, 2024, 07:00:59 PM

Amen.

What the hell is that.

Quote from: Herman on December 23, 2024, 09:31:59 PM

That is the progtard ideal of a good economy.

This one still cracks me up. You can see the whites of his eyes. 🤣

Amen.