Quote from: Shen Li on January 10, 2025, 12:40:40 AMNo, no, you never gave the ridiculous impression he was pining for your aging skanky pathetic white trash ass for like 4ever.

 Ha! Well feel free to read in whatever you like.

 He was certainty more than happy to intiate a romantic relationship with me two years ago and he is definitely very happy he did!  30 years of friendship makes the sex fucking hot too. We already know eachother so well and are right in sync with eachother.

 "Aging"....we all age you fucking dumb ass. The only people who think that's a bad thing are shallow ass miserable people like you who cry on forums that men don't drool over your ass anymore now that you've hit the wall. Bahahaha.

 

 One of the many many things I love about this man....besides us always pining over eachother because it kinda has been like that for years....is how hilarious he is.

 Ever since I met him he goes on these tangents that are just funny. He is the guy who will say something so funny that it pops back into my head days...weeks...months later and I'll start giggling at inappropriate times. He has been doing this to me for decades.

 The last one was just a few nights ago. We had some reeeaaaalllyyy amazing "quality time". And we will lay in bed talking afterwards. Usually we gossip. So we both went to the same alternative high school with the same woman running it. Debbie. She was a nightmare.  She dropped him from the program 4 times. She would sniff everyone for weed smell after lunch. She acted like some hard ass who was gonna save us all. Just a real prick of a woman.

 So we were discussing ole Debbie and Mike goes "Didn't she have a son named Eggert?" and she DID. And he said "what a dog shit name" and he looked at me with his eyes dancing  and he says "can you imagine hating your own kid so much you name him...Eggert?" And I said "it's probably a family name"

 So of course my man starts on this whole origin story starting in midevil times with Debbie's midevil ancestor being caught as the village chicken molester. And he gets drug before the king and as punishment the king gives him the cursed name of...Eggert.  He shall be called Eggert through out the lands so everyone near and far knows of his depravity.

 Because he fucks chickens.

 And he is doing all the voices and spitting out a whole script in midevil English and I'm fucking DYING laughing. I think in pictures so I'm seeing this play out like a movie.

 So we laughed for a few hours talking midevil about Eggert the chicken rapist.

 I wake up in the morning and get ready and go to work. I get to work. I'm dealing with customers and suddenly I hear Mike in my head saying "But the chicken was egg bound, M'Lord" and in a deeper voice "Cursesth you Eggert! Ye shall be flogged in the village square for my mirth! Thou hast fingered thine last hen!"

 And I'm turning red trying not to bust out into inappropriate laughter.

 How the fuck would I even begin to explain that to someone?  Lmao.

In summary Duhv likes this guy cuz he has money compared to the poverty-stricken losers  she usually fucks for a case of beer. She isn't in his league and she know that. I'm sure he does too.

Spend his cash while you can. If he is smart, he'll soon tire of paying for some serial cheating white ho bag with no career but with 4 kids to 4 different men.

Quote from: Blazor on January 12, 2025, 12:50:48 AM

Some people become like that. I can give a couple of examples of forumites in their late seventies that have the socialization of special ed elementary school students.

Quote from: Blazor on January 12, 2025, 02:01:56 PM

That child can dance.

Lonely singaporean wives..

You know Shen is making sure those next door roof workmen are around when she takes that hot sweaty body to the pool to cool down.

Slurps yum.

    

Drops of water glowing on her tanned naked body.

Slight breeze puts those headlights on.

Silky raven black hair down to her ass.

Her scent calling males to mate.


- Sir Odi Attenborough.

You know how those office working types in Shens circles are...

Limp barrel, shooting blanks...

They cant handle a girls NEEEEDS.


She needs a working class man.

Quote from: Odinson on January 14, 2025, 02:26:54 PMYou know how those office working types in Shens circles are...

Limp barrel, shooting blanks...

They cant handle a girls NEEEEDS.


She needs a working class man.

I'm not a civil servant. I don't work with limp wristed men.

Aryan