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Re: Seriously?!?! by Lokmar

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You must insult the person above you.

Started by Renegade Quark, January 01, 2025, 11:18:49 PM

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J E B Stuart

#375
March 07, 2025, 10:37:18 PM
Was Woody Harrelson's stunt double for the "milk" scene in the Kingpin movie.


Amen.
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Shen Li

#376
March 07, 2025, 11:43:00 PM
He was addicted to masturbation, but then when he met his wife he became addicted to sex. His addiction got out of hand.
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J E B Stuart

#377
March 08, 2025, 12:48:46 AM
Studies have shown Shen Li to be the number one cause of ED in men over forty.

Amen.
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Shen Li

#378
March 08, 2025, 12:59:42 AM Last Edit: March 08, 2025, 01:02:00 AM by Shen Li
Stuart said to his wife, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad both at the same time.

She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, your dick is bigger than your best friend's.
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J E B Stuart

#379
March 08, 2025, 09:48:30 AM Last Edit: March 08, 2025, 09:52:21 AM by J E B Stuart
To which Shen Li chimed in, "That ain't nothin'!  Why, just this past month alone I've had over a hundred talkywackers bigger than Stu's best friend's!"

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Renegade Quark

#380
March 08, 2025, 10:25:19 AM
Is so old that when he was a kid Old Faithful was called Young Cheater.
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J E B Stuart

#381
March 08, 2025, 12:41:36 PM Last Edit: March 08, 2025, 12:44:28 PM by J E B Stuart
Was the inspiration for this international hit:


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Shen Li

#382
March 08, 2025, 10:59:12 PM
Do you know the difference between Stuart and chocolate?

Chocolate can satisfy a woman.
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Shen Li

#384
March 09, 2025, 12:30:21 AM
The only way his wife could get him to go down on her was by putting the TV remote between her legs.

J E B Stuart

#385
March 09, 2025, 12:38:23 AM Last Edit: March 09, 2025, 12:46:36 AM by J E B Stuart
A Blue Cashew Special - Presenting the story of Shen Li's youth in song:


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Shen Li

#386
March 09, 2025, 12:45:26 AM
Why does Stuart's wife weigh more than the average single woman?

The average single women comes home and sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed.
Stuart's wife comes home, takes one look at what's in bed and goes to the fridge.
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#388
March 11, 2025, 02:12:09 PM
Thunder ankles.
Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.

J E B Stuart

#389
March 11, 2025, 02:34:08 PM
Thunder-butt.

Amen.
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