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Re: Seriously?!?! by Lokmar

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Started by DKG, February 27, 2025, 06:36:36 AM

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caskur

Quote from: . on March 15, 2025, 10:22:12 AMAnd how exactly did that work out, anyone care to remind me? Five years straight where I was supposed to die in horrible agony from a disease I did not have, during which time I got married and my career went total gangbusters. I found myself working with professional entertainers from South Africa to Jamaica, some of whom I had been aware of since my teenage years. Politically connected ones too... if that's "being hexed", I'll take it.

Only one thing could put a stop to it and it wasn't some obsessed hausfrau hexing me from across the planet. Get a grip, that cultist shit only works on the weak minded, because only the weak minded would believe it holds any sway whatsoever.
They're called "posts", not "missiles". You'd have to be completely mental to think they were "missiles".
Admission the allegations of my posts being "scroll bombs" are in fact groundless, so noted.
So we're both unimpressed then... myself with your near decades long obsession and you with my responses to it. I imagine quite a few here are rolling their eyes at it too. You'd think we were married the way you carry on.

There's a simple solution to this, woman. Bury the hatchet and start acting like a well adjusted member of the messageboard community. You've plenty of reason to expect I'd treat you civilly, I know you have been told innumerable times off the board that I would and for my part I've proven plenty of times that I can and am content to.

Or keep waging your petty feud and being bored with me burying you under the weight of logic. Your choice.

avatar_Frood in this post your deadshit friend says he got married.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

caskur

Oh and did I mention dum Sum... your taste in music is pretty bad.

"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

caskur

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Quote from: Garraty_47 on March 15, 2025, 12:30:14 PMI have so many questions.

Do only "hot" droppings guarantee surety?
How does thermodynamics play into this conditional sureness?

I have never studied thermodynamics however there is a Canadian retired Engineer on another board who is a thermodynamics expert. I won't be inquiring about mouse poop temperature though since googling tells me mouse poop is between 35.5 Celsius to 38 Celcius.


QuoteAt what temperature do droppings lose their capacity to exemplify certainty?

Mere minutes I surmise


QuoteIf cool droppings are exposed to heat do they regain the power of simile?

Highly probable since they are vegetable matter.


QuoteIs bread a non-substitutable component of this model or will any organic substance suffice?

Any organic substance will suffice.

QuoteCan any kind of mouse produce the requisite droppings or only particular breeds?

any breed of mouse or rodent produce hot poop when it's fresh...and cools down after a decent bake up.

QuoteSo so so many questions. *sigh*

Did you know chocolate is allowed to contain 3% cockroach poop?

 :popcorn:
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"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Reggie Essent

Quote from: caskur on March 15, 2025, 04:38:42 PMDid you know chocolate is allowed to contain 3% cockroach poop?

 :popcorn:

Hiya Cas.

I've noticed that you and that DumKunt guy do argue like an old married couple.  Do you snipe with Kurt like that, or is it just a forums thing?

 :pardon:
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Biggie Smiles

Who's this jack guy?

Another loser schmuck libtard from Pedo Hideout factory ?

caskur

Quote from: Reggie Essent on March 15, 2025, 05:01:07 PMHiya Cas.

I've noticed that you and that DumKunt guy do argue like an old married couple.  Do you snipe with Kurt like that, or is it just a forums thing?

 :pardon:

Kurt never shuts up and drives me batshit crazy.

As for the dickhead here... he is a moron.
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"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

caskur

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on March 15, 2025, 05:31:41 PMWho's this jack guy?

Another loser schmuck libtard from Pedo Hideout factory ?


Trump is going to drop some bombs on Iran.... maybe.

"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Frood

I hope not. It's thermonuclear war globally in that case.
Blahhhhhh...

Reggie Essent

Quote from: caskur on March 15, 2025, 06:21:23 PMTrump is going to drop some bombs on Iran.... maybe.



He'll get the Jews to do it for us.

caskur

Quote from: Reggie Essent on March 15, 2025, 08:48:42 PMHe'll get the Jews to do it for us.

The Iranian people love Trump apparently.

They just hate their Mullahs.... understandably.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Frood

Nah, the Zionists have been trying to manipulate the US to do it... Iran and any other neighbour Israel hates or wants something out of.

Zionists are cunts of people.
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Reggie Essent

Quote from: caskur on March 15, 2025, 08:52:15 PMThe Iranian people love Trump apparently.

They just hate their Mullahs.... understandably.

Yeah, Iran is a sad situation.  I blame Jimmy Carter for not helping the Shah Palavi, instead he let the feral subhuman muslims take over and look what they've done?
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Reggie Essent

Quote from: Frood on March 15, 2025, 08:52:49 PMNah, the Zionists have been trying to manipulate the US to do it... Iran and any other neighbour Israel hates or wants something out of.

Zionists are cunts of people.

But at least they are human.  Jihadis are not.
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Frood

Quote from: Reggie Essent on March 15, 2025, 09:21:29 PMBut at least they are human.  Jihadis are not.

Funny thing happened yesterday. Coming back from a big trip and stopped at a fuel station and roadhouse, parked next to a pickup. A woman in a hijab walked up to get in the passenger seat and my puppy went off trying to shatter the backseat of my window.

Went through a drive thru later and puppy tried to take the arab woman's hand off from over my shoulder between the headrest.

Puppy don't like sand niggers I guess.

 :dontknow:  :crampe:
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Reggie Essent

Quote from: Frood on March 15, 2025, 09:27:06 PMFunny thing happened yesterday. Coming back from a big trip and stopped at a fuel station and roadhouse, parked next to a pickup. A woman in a hijab walked up to get in the passenger seat and my puppy went off trying to shatter the backseat of my window.

Went through a drive thru later and puppy tried to take the arab woman's hand off from over my shoulder between the headrest.

Puppy don't like sand niggers I guess.

 :dontknow:  :crampe:

I had a dog like that back when I lived on the farm.  Marco was his name. A big half malamut half sheperd, nicest big puppy you ever met and he loved everybody ... except niggers for some reason.

One day I took him with me to visit my sister in the city.  Luckily I had him on a leash as I was walking up to my sister's house because a couple black folks were walking by and Marco went all vicious cujo on me, growling mean and baring his teeth and trying to pull off his leash to get at them strange darkies.  It was kinda scary.

Dogs just know.
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