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Re: Seriously?!?! by Lokmar

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You must insult the person above you.

Started by Renegade Quark, January 01, 2025, 11:18:49 PM

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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#525
April 08, 2025, 08:14:03 PM
Plays sexual bingo.




Has yet to hit the free space.
Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.

Shen Li

#526
April 08, 2025, 09:51:23 PM
"It's a boy" he shouted, with tears rolling down his face. "It's a boy! I don't believe it" he said.

And it was at that point that he resolved never to visit Thailand again.
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Renegade Quark

#527
April 09, 2025, 03:19:15 PM
Has a face that makes onions cry.
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#528
April 09, 2025, 09:47:10 PM
Has to wear a pork chop necklace to get his dog to play with him.
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Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.

Reggie Essent

#529
April 09, 2025, 09:57:07 PM
Only plays with his dog until the peanut butter is licked off.
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Shen Li

#530
April 09, 2025, 10:16:50 PM
He got a vasectomy but his wife still got pregnant.

Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
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Frood

#531
April 11, 2025, 09:18:53 AM
Is so stingy she eats her breakfast cereal with a fork to save milk...
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Blahhhhhh...

Shen Li

#532
April 11, 2025, 10:20:27 PM
The other day he got pulled over by a cop. When the cop walked up, Freud pulled out his 9mm.

Once the cop stopped laughing, he wrote Freud up for indecent exposure.

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Renegade Quark

#533
April 11, 2025, 11:01:29 PM
Has teeth that could eat an apple through a fence.
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Shen Li

#534
April 11, 2025, 11:06:54 PM
His dentist reminded him about his wife's sensitive gag reflex.

They laughed about it for a while.

Then RQ remembered he and his wife have different dentists.
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J E B Stuart

#535
April 12, 2025, 11:57:58 AM
Has a successful side hustle as Kathoey Kween yum-yum ow-ow.

Amen.
Deo vindice

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#536
April 12, 2025, 07:20:16 PM
Hangs out outside the exit of a prison looking for a sugar daddy.
Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.

J E B Stuart

#537
April 12, 2025, 09:53:06 PM
Whenever he feels like dinner and a date, he goes to the county lockup and moons the first cop he sees.

Amen.
Deo vindice

Herman

#538
April 12, 2025, 09:56:14 PM
His old lady makes him shine the shitters in their house.

Shen Li

#539
April 12, 2025, 11:13:38 PM
He got hearing AIDS from unprotected phone sex.
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