Quote from: DKG on July 22, 2025, 10:00:47 AMIf you are on here and a little bit drunk, share a dating app story with us. I liked Oerdin's adventures in online dating. Other people did too.

Fuck these apps lol.

Tinder sucks. If folks "like" you, they want you to pay to see who the fuck it was lol. The only way you can see other wise, is if you happen to "match" while swiping.

I didn't want to join these apps. My lil bestie told me she was doing it while we were on the phone lol. She is out in Cali, over where Oerdin is. All the hot gals are over there lol. Cause when I started swiping, I didn't realize it was still saying Cali lol. I was like yup, yup, yup. When I switched it over to my area, I was like nope, nope, nope lol. All lookin' fat, old enough to be my Mom, and ROUGH looking lol. I did happen to match with an Asian, while in Cali mode lol, and found out she was "trying" to scam me, and kept talking about gold investments lol. I be swiping nope, and then it hits me with "oh you just missed a Match!", and Im thinking "thank God" hahaha. Even younger gals be fat as hell, I cant understand it lol. If we ever get invaded by aliens that feed on humans, its harvest time, cause they ripe for the pickin' lol.

So, over on Hinge, I've had better luck, if that's what you want to call it lol. First match, going good, we do a meet up, a beer for some live music. We doing good, she askin' birthdays, realizes Im a Scorpio, and starts going in about how she met with so many Scorpios and they were all awful. I'm like, "Im an October Scorpio, Im the good Scorpio" hahaha. She wasn't buying it, I could tell she done chalked me up after that by the expressions on her face. She hit me up 2 days later saying "your a nice person, and seem fun, but not the connection I was looking for". Oh well lol.

Round 2 match, her first question was "how much do you drink" lol. Like, no nice to meet you or nothing lol. So I told her I had 1 or 2 after work, and whiskey on Saturday, and that I was I happy drinker, not an angry drinker. She unmatched me, without a word lol.

Round 3 match, she speaks Portuguese, and Im using Google translator to send messages hahahahaha. Last thing I asked in Portuguese, was "I have to ask, do you speak English" 

So that's been that dating app! hahaha

Im about to head to that festival for a week. I may have a lady from Beijing joining me for a weekend. Not from off the app either lol.

I'm ready for some fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I hate that we only have a sad fiddler emoji, and not a happy one.

Quote from: Shen Li on July 23, 2025, 10:11:23 PMOh yeah, I really give a fuck what fundamentalists think.

Something a wishy washy dog eating buttist would say. FACT!

Check this out 

Quote from: Lokmar on July 24, 2025, 12:27:39 AMSomething a wishy washy dog eating buttist would say. FACT!

Typical defensive response from a brainwashed fundamentalist flunkie.

Shut yer filthy trap or I'll sit on your face.

Quote from: Shen Li on July 24, 2025, 07:02:09 AMTypical defensive response from a brainwashed fundamentalist flunkie.

Shut yer filthy trap or I'll sit on your face.

NO YUO!!!!!!

Quote from: Lokmar on July 24, 2025, 10:30:18 AMNO YUO!!!!!!

You two are at risk of sitting at the kiddie table for a month.

Quote from: DKG on July 24, 2025, 10:55:04 AMYou two are at risk of sitting at the kiddie table for a month.

I'm OK with Shen and I being put into a shitbox for 30 days just as long as josephine cant visit!

Quote from: Lokmar on July 24, 2025, 11:00:10 AMI'm OK with Shen and I being put into a shitbox for 30 days just as long as josephine cant visit!

I hadn't thought of that. Maybe I will put myself in the shitbox if it means no visits from the geriatric attention starved bore.

How has your summer been so far Blaze? I will be in Canada for the last 2 weeks of this month.

Quote from: Shen Li on August 04, 2025, 11:58:37 PMHow has your summer been so far Blaze? I will be in Canada for the last 2 weeks of this month.

Up and down like a roller coaster. Its honestly flying by, and all I've mostly done is fucking work, ugh.

I mean, I've done some things. I did just get back from that 9 day music festival. It was up and down like a roller coaster too. That chick from Beijing that rolled with me, she got on my nerves lol. I did NOT pick her back up for the 2nd weekend lol. But hey, I did buy a new fiddle 

I'll have a lil fun here and there over the next 4 weeks, but nothing major. Mostly I'll be working on the house. Then there is a 3 day festival first weekend of September. Then 3 weeks of work, then one last festival, and my birthday month.

I cant believe you're going back to that place lol, must be for Mom. I regretted going back to work today 

Quote from: Blazor on August 05, 2025, 01:04:09 AMUp and down like a roller coaster. Its honestly flying by, and all I've mostly done is fucking work, ugh.

I mean, I've done some things. I did just get back from that 9 day music festival. It was up and down like a roller coaster too. That chick from Beijing that rolled with me, she got on my nerves lol. I did NOT pick her back up for the 2nd weekend lol. But hey, I did buy a new fiddle 

I'll have a lil fun here and there over the next 4 weeks, but nothing major. Mostly I'll be working on the house. Then there is a 3 day festival first weekend of September. Then 3 weeks of work, then one last festival, and my birthday month.

I cant believe you're going back to that place lol, must be for Mom. I regretted going back to work today 

We have not had a great summer. I have had to cancel some weekend golfing because of heavy rain. Oh well, I 'm going to Florida in Jnauary.

Quote from: Blazor on August 05, 2025, 01:04:09 AMUp and down like a roller coaster. Its honestly flying by, and all I've mostly done is fucking work, ugh.

I mean, I've done some things. I did just get back from that 9 day music festival. It was up and down like a roller coaster too. That chick from Beijing that rolled with me, she got on my nerves lol. I did NOT pick her back up for the 2nd weekend lol. But hey, I did buy a new fiddle 

I'll have a lil fun here and there over the next 4 weeks, but nothing major. Mostly I'll be working on the house. Then there is a 3 day festival first weekend of September. Then 3 weeks of work, then one last festival, and my birthday month.

I cant believe you're going back to that place lol, must be for Mom. I regretted going back to work today 

You met a lady from mainland China Blazor?

Quote from: Blazor on August 05, 2025, 01:04:09 AMUp and down like a roller coaster. Its honestly flying by, and all I've mostly done is fucking work, ugh.

I mean, I've done some things. I did just get back from that 9 day music festival. It was up and down like a roller coaster too. That chick from Beijing that rolled with me, she got on my nerves lol. I did NOT pick her back up for the 2nd weekend lol. But hey, I did buy a new fiddle 

I'll have a lil fun here and there over the next 4 weeks, but nothing major. Mostly I'll be working on the house. Then there is a 3 day festival first weekend of September. Then 3 weeks of work, then one last festival, and my birthday month.

I cant believe you're going back to that place lol, must be for Mom. I regretted going back to work today 

Were you getting laid with a Chick from Beijing? Beijing women have certain reputation in China.

Quote from: DKG on August 05, 2025, 09:43:16 AMWe have not had a great summer. I have had to cancel some weekend golfing because of heavy rain. Oh well, I 'm going to Florida in Jnauary.

Same, if it ain't hot as shit, its pouring rain.

On my trip up to West Virginia, it was a lot of rain. Crazy ass storms, and one of the downpours turned our area into a swamp for the day lol. Was hot when it wasn't raining, but still more tolerable than back home, plus we were in the shade for the most part. One day, was cold for some reason, like almost a 30 degree drop from the previous day! Almost 90 one day, and barely 60 if that the next.

Quote from: formosan on August 05, 2025, 10:59:18 AMYou met a lady from mainland China Blazor?

Yeah, she came here when she was 30 from Beijing, was married living in Seattle, divorced and moved to West Virginia to get a degree, and had just moved to my neck of the woods 3 months ago, working where my friend works. That's how I met her, my friend was doing a coworker thing lol.