A man woke up in the middle of the night and heard a burglar in the house. He called the police who arrived quickly and arrested the intruder.

The next day he went to the police station and asked to speak to the burglar. No, said the duty sergeant, you'll have to wait until he's in court. Why do you want to speak to him?

Well, the man said, he got into my house at 2 am without waking my wife. I want to know how he did it.

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