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You must insult the person above you.

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J E B Stuart

#900
February 10, 2026, 10:49:27 AM
Had an epiphany yesterday while takin' a dump. Is now convinced he can achieve 6-pack abs through severe constipation.

Amen.
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#901
February 10, 2026, 12:06:23 PM
^^^Meet the author of the book on the subject.
Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.

J E B Stuart

#902
February 10, 2026, 05:22:42 PM
Stood at the front of the line all night in freezing weather to meet the author and get his signed copy of "Constipation Nation:  Your Six Pack to Go". Immediately thereafter, went to the grocery store and stocked up on red meats, stinky cheeses and unripe bananas.

So far, he's gone ten consecutive days without pinchin' one off. Is a little concerned about the hallucinations that started popping up on day 7, but remains determined and committed.

Amen.
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Shen Li

#903
February 10, 2026, 09:24:51 PM
Stu's Mom asked him how he likes the budgie she got him for X-mas?
Stu: It was great but not much meat on it.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#904
February 11, 2026, 09:28:18 AM
Reads yesterday's horoscope just to check if she can get a do-over.
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J E B Stuart

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February 12, 2026, 11:07:57 AM Last Edit: February 12, 2026, 12:23:01 PM by J E B Stuart Reason: Grammar
Nearly three weeks have come and gone without nary so much as even a single pooped pebble. Ever the man on a mission, however, Prof stubbornly sticks to the plan, although he now looks eight months pregnant as his hoped for sculpted six-pack abs continue to elude him.

Amen. 
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#906
February 13, 2026, 11:40:45 AM
Picks his toes and puts it on toast for breakfast.
Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.

J E B Stuart

#907
February 16, 2026, 03:37:25 PM
When he was a kid, constantly got his ass whooped in the lunchroom 'cause he wouldn't stop eatin' his boogers 'n' toenails.

Amen.
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#908
February 16, 2026, 07:09:06 PM
He got his looks from his father....



...who happened to be a plastic surgeon.
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J E B Stuart

#909
February 16, 2026, 07:55:44 PM
He got his looks from either the pizza delivery guy, the mailman, the dog catcher, the pool boy, the neighbor across the street, the insurance salesman, the mechanic, the car wash guy, the magazine salesman, the Fuller Brush Guy, or one of the Christmas men's choir members. 

Amen.
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Shen Li

#910
February 16, 2026, 08:03:46 PM
Stu thinks the Supreme Court is just like a regular court but with sour cream, chives and tomatoes.
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#911
February 18, 2026, 11:55:54 AM
She's the reason why the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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Shen Li

#912
February 18, 2026, 11:15:56 PM
A colleague asked Prof if he had any pets.
Prof replied, yes a a goldfish.
His colleague asked, any hobbies?
Prof responded, yes he likes swimming.
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Renegade Quark

#913
February 21, 2026, 01:37:18 AM
Is a card-carrying member of the No Joy, No Luck Club.
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Shen Li

#914
February 21, 2026, 11:57:58 PM
When RQ's wife was pregnant he told a gent in the pub that she was due to give birth any day now.
The gent asked, "that's great, what are you having?"
RQ replied, a pint of Guinness.
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