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Lokmar

Quote from: DKG on March 27, 2026, 08:18:17 AMSuntory Yamazaki single malt twelve year old Japanese Scotch Whisky. It is about two hundred bucks a bottle. Perfect sipping whisky.

Another that I always wanted to try. The last review of it I watched made me think it wasnt going to line up with what I typically like.

JOE

Quote from: DKG on March 26, 2026, 07:45:42 AMHe probably has to shop at those past their expiry date grocery stores that are popping up in Carney's new Canada.

I have over $100,000 in my TFSA & over $100,000 sitting in cash DKG at the moment

Since you claim to be a CFA, how should I invest that money DKG?

Herman

Quote from: Lokmar on March 26, 2026, 08:56:16 PMMost things below $25 a bottle are drain pours. $40 is where shit starts to get good.
My gut cannot handle the finer things.

JOE

Quote from: Lokmar on March 26, 2026, 09:09:33 PMI always wanted to try JW Blue. The Red is the worst fucking shit I've ever drank. The black is a bit better.

The best bourbon I've had lately is Stagg
The best Vodka is Belvedere by MILES!
The best Irish Whisky is Red Breast 12yr
The best Scotch I've had is Aberfeldy 12yr

I don't drink much any more like you do...Lokmar!

So as a result I gotta lotta bottles of unopened liquor sittin around, eh?

People give me expensive bottles of wine, vodka, an' it jes sits on the shelf, eh?

Maybe one day I'll cork 'em open.

I'm sure Herman would be jealous starin' at the bottles of unopened liquore I got lyin' around eh...Lokmar?!

Lokmar

Quote from: JOE on March 27, 2026, 05:08:27 PMI don't drink much any more like you do...Lokmar!

So as a result I gotta lotta bottles of unopened liquor sittin around, eh?

People give me expensive bottles of wine, vodka, an' it jes sits on the shelf, eh?

Maybe one day I'll cork 'em open.

I'm sure Herman would be jealous starin' at the bottles of unopened liquore I got lyin' around eh...Lokmar?!

Please, send him some. He could use it!

Rancidmilko

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There\'s always a bigger fish.

Lokmar

Quote from: Herman on March 27, 2026, 03:23:38 PMMy gut cannot handle the finer things.

Wait, are you saying you control your drinking by only drinking shit so vile that it keeps you from drinking too much?  :popcorn:

Rancidmilko

There\'s always a bigger fish.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: JOE on March 27, 2026, 05:08:27 PMI don't drink much any more like you do...Lokmar!

So as a result I gotta lotta bottles of unopened liquor sittin around, eh?

People give me expensive bottles of wine, vodka, an' it jes sits on the shelf, eh?

Maybe one day I'll cork 'em open.

I'm sure Herman would be jealous starin' at the bottles of unopened liquore I got lyin' around eh...Lokmar?!
A lot of questions eh Joe? You either drink or abstain...I'm sure that the audience doesn't give a rat's arse in what tickles your fancy either way!
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JOE

Quote from: Lab Flaker on March 27, 2026, 06:30:58 PMA lot of questions eh Joe? You either drink or abstain...I'm sure that the audience doesn't give a rat's arse in what tickles your fancy either way!

Why Hello Breakfall.

You sure got worked up at Bastard Factory the Other day.

Fillin' up the ShoutBox over there like that.

Those kinda antics could get you banned at the Blue Cashew.

I was told by the owner hea' that there are to be no more than 5 straight posts in the ShoutBox.

You def broke the Blue Cashew's Spamming Shoutbox Rules over at Bastard Factory, Lab Flaker!

lol

Lab Flaker

Quote from: JOE on March 27, 2026, 10:56:56 PMWhy Hello Breakfall.

You sure got worked up at Bastard Factory.

Fillin' up the ShoutBox over there like that.

Those kinda antics could get you banned at the Blue Cashew.

I was told by the owner hea' that there are to be no more than 5 straight posts in the ShoutBox.

You def broke the Blue Cashew's Spamming Shoutbox Rules over at Bastard Factory, Lab Flaker!

lol

Nobody gives a fuck Joe...you don't even make sense half the time with your senility and greedy grub attitude. Go dip your head in a tank of 80 proof morality ol' timer!

JOE

Quote from: Lab Flaker on March 27, 2026, 11:10:06 PMNobody gives a fuck Joe...you don't even make sense half the time with your senility and greedy grub attitude. Go dip your head in a tank of 80 proof morality ol' timer!

lol

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