Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 10:47:25 PMCan you believe she called ME a "boner killer"? 

 As she mouth breaths in every guys DMs 

Herman would call you a 10 year old boy. He would also meet up with Murd 

Quote from: Lokmar on March 27, 2026, 10:48:28 PMWOW! From the last pic I saw of her, that bitch went WAY DOWNHILL from back then!!!

Well here is me as of right now



  I think im holding up okay lol

Quote from: Blazor on March 27, 2026, 10:53:19 PMHerman would call you a 10 year old boy. He would also meet up with Murd

If he wanted to he would've done that by now and she would say yes. Same with you.

Neither of you are interested in the white whale.

Quote from: Blazor on March 27, 2026, 10:53:19 PMHerman would call you a 10 year old boy. He would also meet up with Murd 

Dude I posted my perimenopausal pot belly on BF on the winter gut challange thread lol.

I figured I'll join Prowler hahaha 

I MIGHT have a shot with Herman. At until the summer is over and i have my flat belly back. I dont even know how I got a gut. I dont eat junk. I dont drink much at all and im in shape.

Its fucking perimenopause. I started taking beef organ supplements. My oldest daughter got me on Primal Queen lol 

Quote from: Shen Li on March 27, 2026, 10:59:04 PMIf he wanted to he would've done that by now and she would say yes. Same with you.

Neither of you are interested in the white whale.

You just wait, ol' Herm just needs her to send him an ass pic, and its over.

I don't even see how he looks at ginormous asses like that, they usually overfill my screen. He must have like a 90" TV or some shit to look at these whales.

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 10:47:25 PMCan you believe she called ME a "boner killer"? 

 As she mouth breaths in every guys DMs 

I heard that she smashes boners with her nose...that's why it looks so buckled these dayz! lol

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:01:05 PMDude I posted my perimenopausal pot belly on BF on the winter gut challange thread lol.

I figured I'll join Prowler hahaha 

I MIGHT have a shot with Herman. At until the summer is over and i have my flat belly back. I dont even know how I got a gut. I dont eat junk. I dont drink much at all and im in shape.

Its fucking perimenopause. I started taking beef organ supplements. My oldest daughter got me on Primal Queen lol

Lol too funny!

I always gain 10lbs in the Winter, lose it in the Summer. Because of my knee, I gained 20!!! I have a lil belly and a lil butt now! I already lost 4lbs since St. Paddy's Day, Im moving again 

Quote from: Blazor on March 27, 2026, 11:02:13 PMYou just wait, ol' Herm just needs her to send him an ass pic, and its over.

I don't even see how he looks at ginormous asses like that, they usually overfill my screen. He must have like a 90" TV or some shit to look at these whales.

If she does that and Herman follows up I'll lose all respect for the prairie redneck.

Same goes for U2 Blaze

Quote from: Blazor on March 27, 2026, 11:02:13 PMYou just wait, ol' Herm just needs her to send him an ass pic, and its over.

I don't even see how he looks at ginormous asses like that, they usually overfill my screen. He must have like a 90" TV or some shit to look at these whales.

Bold of you to assume she hasn't already sent him a picture of everything including her cervix.

I'm finding it's easier to keep my weight down in a tropical country. I need fewer calories compared to living in a frozen wasteland like Edmonton, Alberta. Having a pool helps too.

Quote from: Shen Li on March 27, 2026, 11:04:57 PMIf she does that and Herman follows up I'll lose all respect for the prairie redneck.

Same goes for U2 Blaze

He likes some color on his gals, and she is whiter than Casper, so there is hope!

No worries from me! Fatties make my dick literally crawl up inside me and go into hiding!

Quote from: Lab Flaker on March 27, 2026, 12:45:41 AMThe infamous dating site photoshoot! She was trying to look tight, bright and dynamite...at a stretch no doubt! Lol

lmao

Remember when she had the hots for you? Any time you'd login she'd run to the shout box yelling "yooo hoo breaky where are you" with that nasty and foaming drool around her lips and that highly offensive giggle snort?

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:05:08 PMBold of you to assume she hasn't already sent him a picture of everything including her cervix.

Why do I imagine that she has to use a selfie stick just to reach her cervix 

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:05:08 PMBold of you to assume she hasn't already sent him a picture of everything including her cervix.

She's such a narcissist that if she did send Herm pics and he so much as replied she would be posting screenshots at BF.

Quote from: deport_liberals on March 27, 2026, 06:54:01 AMThe one she used to try and seduce oldlurp?

The one where she couldn't even fit those gigantic hoofs into those cheap heels?