Quote from: Shen Li on March 27, 2026, 11:12:35 PMGood point. Herm does not seem to have a thing for pasty white chix.

With you, you get so little that I'm concerned you could could really lower your standards and take her up on her offers supplied with gross nudes.

No mam, I'll never lower my standards. I've had gals half her size try for me, but they still double what I am, so its a hard no. My rule is usually they have to be my size or smaller..... and in a world of big backs where "thick is in", its simply been a journey that I carry on alone, like the King that I am 

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:16:38 PMYeah when people were worried Poofer was gonna show up to my house I was like....you know I'll turn him into Swiss cheese right?

Worry about HIM lol

Right? like someone is really worried about one of these septics showing up at our door

the fucking shutins would probably freak out at the nearest airport and have a fucking allergic reaction to daylight before even getting here

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on March 27, 2026, 11:18:39 PMthat bitch is the COVID-19 of sexual attraction and she's calling YOU a boner killer? 

Indeed lol.

And she said that in public in front of people who have seen us both. 

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:20:55 PMThat's a healthy weight for your height.

Im a hobbit. 5'2 (almost) and 125.

Well maybe 128 with my gut lol.

Summer is just around the corner. You'll lose the gut.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on March 27, 2026, 11:21:52 PMRight? like someone is really worried about one of these septics showing up at our door

the fucking shutins would probably freak out at the nearest airport and have a fucking allergic reaction to daylight before even getting here

When he found out I have fire arms he started crying 

 He lives in CHICAGO!!

Quote from: Blazor on March 27, 2026, 11:09:34 PMWhy do I imagine that she has to use a selfie stick just to reach her cervix 

Who MurMcDouble? with all that ham cheese and extra bacon?

More like bounce a signal off the james Webb telescope

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:12:38 PMI do pilates pretty much everyday so if im at home all day, im in yoga clothes. The pants and a good sports bra. Or a my favorite baggy sweat pants and a sports bra.

And a few ago I looked in the mirror and noticed....I got fucking CHONK going on. Startled me lol. I thought maybe I was bloated some how.

Nope. Its a gut. Hahaha. Im not upset about it at all. Im in good shape. Its just weird because im not used to this lol. The man LOVES it. Now he is always poking pawing at my chonky bits lol.

Still going to try to lose it this summer. The beef organ supplements are supposed to help with all that. I do NOT want to get my weight out of control at my age.

The older we get, the harder it gets and i want to stay as healthy as possible.

My time in long term acute care made me take health so seriously.

Like Murd is gonna get the diabeetus and its going to become a whole cascade of problems...Oak too. Murd has to be 50 by now and Oak is in her 60s. That's not good to have all that weight.

Lol, "poking the chonk" lol.

You right though, the less weight, the healthier, more weight equals more problems.

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:13:28 PMWith those two... Pepperidge Farm went into witness protection.

Bahahahahaa 

Quote from: Shen Li on March 27, 2026, 11:23:15 PMSummer is just around the corner. You'll lose the gut.

Oh yeah. Im not worried. I find it funny.

Im like a sexy Lil Buddha lol.

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:23:36 PMWhen he found out I have fire arms he started crying 

 He lives in CHICAGO!!

Yeah I know

and this fuck tard that was trying to threaten me lives in some trailer in Oregon

Oregon.... badassville... I'm guessing   

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:22:55 PMIndeed lol.

And she said that in public in front of people who have seen us both. 

She is insecure and jealous as fuck because UR prettier than she is. Just like Apegirl and Seamunchkin get stupid jealous over Biggz' kitchen.

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:23:36 PMWhen he found out I have fire arms he started crying 

 He lives in CHICAGO!!

I'm still trying to figure out why someone would self-label themselves "poofer"...that's just asking for shit!?

Quote from: Shen Li on March 27, 2026, 11:15:02 PMOMIGAWD, I weigh more than you. I'm about 64 kgs.

141lbs, that's not bad! To be fair, in Winter Im normally 145lbs, but Im currently 151lbs, so you still weigh less lulz.

Quote from: Shen Li on March 27, 2026, 11:25:49 PMShe is insecure and jealous as fuck because UR prettier than she is. Just like Apegirl and Seamunchkin get stupid jealous over Biggz' kitchen.

My kitchen brings all the tards to the yard... and they're like... life is so hard ... and they're like photos of your kitchen have left me scarred

Quote from: Dove on March 27, 2026, 11:15:13 PMYep. When i lived in Southern Florida my body was rockin. My skin glowed. Tropical climates are very good to me.

I always think I want to move back to one but then I get homesick every autumn.

I love Virginia. We get such a good mix of everything.