Quote from: deport_liberals on Today at 01:05:37 PMAdminge, jackassass, and seamajor form an axis of perversion and degeneracy.

Does the Porkasaurus still lead them around like good little lemmings?

I recently got an Uber to drive me over to The Bastard Factory and would like to post a review.

I would not be exaggerating in saying that forum appears to be modeled and run like an 18th-century institution for severely disabled persons.

The first thing that leaps out is the nonstop cacophony of infantile babbling from the elderly inmates, all of whom appear dirty and covered in their own feces. A man named jackassass could be seen gyrating around like he was having numerous seizures while laughing wildly. He was clad in a huge diaper held up by an ammunition belt stuffed with binkies. I saw him parading through the halls like a Temu version of Napoleon, spitting out non sequiturs and innumerable kindergarten level insults. I later learned he was a legendary "Troll King", whatever the fuck that is.


Another man wearing a bright pink shirt rode a stationary bike nonstop, claiming to be delivering door-dash meals to his fellow inmates.

One woman inmate stood out, she resembled a Woodstock Witch mixed with a Charles Manson groupie. She had clumsily carved "Trump Sucks" using a dinner fork onto her forehead and was raving nonstop about his presidency. The few other women I observed were all snaggle-toothed beats trudging around like giants from Greek mythology searching for Kentucky fried chicken buckets to devour.

The rest of the miscreants were more cliche than actual human people, you had the chronic masturbators synchronously slapping their little peckers oblivious to anything else. You had people that could best be characterized as generic supermarket cereal, more like place holders to make the institution look a lot more crowded than it really was. Their major function was to shit on the floor, and the more shit they produced, the happier the owner became. The owner was also photographing the shit for some strange reason.

Speaking about the owner, he stood motionless in a dark part of the building moaning about the lack of donations he was receiving. He claimed he was doing God's work by sheltering these useless degenerates and offering them a simulated life. To accentuate this accomplishment, he shouted "Good morning," and every single inhabitant within earshot  swiveled their heads like automatons, stared straight at the owner with dead eyes and shouted "Good Morning" right back at him. It chilled me to my bones and I quickly thanked him for his time and left.

Quote from: It's Poppy on Today at 02:49:16 PMOne woman inmate stood out, she resembled a Woodstock Witch mixed with a Charles Manson groupie. She had clumsily carved "Trump Sucks" using a dinner fork onto her forehead and was raving nonstop about his presidency. The few other women I observed were all snaggle-toothed beats trudging around like giants from Greek mythology searching for Kentucky fried chicken buckets to devour.

   

By the way, @It's Poppy - did you observe Admin sucking any cocks while you were there or was he too busy day dreaming about sniffing Joe Biden's soiled drawers ?

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on Today at 02:18:50 PMDoes the Porkasaurus still lead them around like good little lemmings?

The hooves of hatred thunder behind them, driving their grievances.

Quote from: It's Poppy on Today at 02:49:16 PMSpeaking about the owner,....

Let him know I said he's a faggit! 

Quote from: deport_liberals on Today at 03:34:42 PMThe hooves of hatred thunder behind them, driving their grievances.

So she finally bit the bullet, or in her case the Nuclear Attack Sub, and returned to BF? 

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on Today at 05:39:30 PMSo she finally bit the bullet, or in her case the Nuclear Attack Sub, and returned to BF? 

Her closed forum is history?