Quote from: Lab Flaker on May 19, 2026, 07:30:00 PMHe's a couple years older than me, which would make him around 56 years old. You wouldn't think so with the amount of teenage-angst-like chatter this bloke defecates into the bastard shoutbox.

Somebody posted a picture of him. It might have been Rave. I thought he was a lot older than fifty six. At least in the picture I saw.

Not that appearance matters on an anonymous message board.

Quote from: Lokmar on May 19, 2026, 10:11:24 AMShocking that people still donate to that shithole!  Guess they have more dollars than sense!

I agree. Give BF money?? Why?

Quote from: Lokmar on May 19, 2026, 09:55:26 AMThat bitch has quit the inferwebs more times than I can remember.

She likes a dramatic exit you say. Just like Joe. Maybe they are sisters.

Quote from: Lab Flaker on May 19, 2026, 07:37:42 PMYears ago this one member never left his computer when having an intense forum session. He actually posted a picture of his piss-pot bucket beneath the table, to show everyone his immense "dedication". I think it was over at Efukt when that was a rocking forum.

I can't help but wonder if these clowns are using catheters and colostomy bags to never miss a beat!?

That is a few people left on these forumz.

Quote from: James Bond on May 19, 2026, 10:00:38 AMOne or two people are still trying to figure out who Vitty is.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 12:20:47 AM

Lol... I remember when Vitty had to share a defunct forum with Blandscape and King Martini. That must've been a fucking test in patience.

I'm never seen Blandscape get so excited and vexing, like when a new member would try to take the stage from him. Fuck...the irate Scottish bastard would be hopping mad, jumping from thread to thread like a literal jackassassrabbit with a thesaurus stuck up his arse.

And as for this subtle cunt, King Martini, he would just be in the corner, squeezing his nipples, and prattling on about his past conquests on other defunct sites like someone actually gave a fuck! Lol.

Meanwhile all Vitty was trying to do, was distance himself from all the trying braggarty like me ol' mate Garraty.

You sir, deserved a gold medal!
 

Quote from: Lab Flaker on Today at 12:38:46 AMYou sir, deserved a gold medal!
 

I would've been happy with an unexpected pizza delivery or a voicemail from some fuckhead to whom I'd never given my phone number but I reckon I was just never intimidating enough to warrant such things.

Oh well.
Maybe I should have tried harder, but then it wouldn't have been as much fun.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 09:19:16 AMI would've been happy with an unexpected pizza delivery or a voicemail from some fuckhead to whom I'd never given my phone number but I reckon I was just never intimidating enough to warrant such things.

Oh well.
Maybe I should have tried harder, but then it wouldn't have been as much fun.

I had Admush so flustered he was threatening to camp out by my property with the intent to take me out 

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on Today at 09:21:15 AMI had Admush so flustered he was threatening to camp out by my property with the intent to take me out 

Best I've got is the occasional lolsuit threat, but most (all?) of those were from people on WebTV/MSNTV. The folks on that platform who took themselves seriously took themselves *very* seriously indeed, which made it impossible to *not* mock them.

I don't recall ever getting a death threat though... that's next-level stuff.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on Today at 09:21:15 AMI had Admush so flustered he was threatening to camp out by my property with the intent to take me out 

Anybody who gets that riled needs an extended forum break.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 09:26:32 AMI don't recall ever getting a death threat though... that's next-level stuff.

Indeed.

Quote from: DKG on May 19, 2026, 09:44:37 PMSomebody posted a picture of him. It might have been Rave. I thought he was a lot older than fifty six. At least in the picture I saw.

Not that appearance matters on an anonymous message board.

A recent scientific study showed that spending 8 hours or more a day shit posting on the "troll forums" is the same as doing heroin, you age twice as fast and your mental health declines.

Quote from: DKG on May 19, 2026, 09:49:09 PMI agree. Give BF money?? Why?

It's a life saving donation well spent, because without BF up and running those people will have no life.

Someone said they saw a picture of jackassassass and he was all shriveled up like rotten fruit and looked like some  indigenous tribe had not only shrunken his head but shrunk his whole body. He was sitting on a recliner and his feet did not even tough the ground. Clearly this is another byproduct of spending 8 hours a day on "troll forums".

Quote from: It's Poppy on Today at 09:59:22 AMSomeone said they saw a picture of jackassassassass and he was all shriveled up like rotten fruit and looked like some  indigenous tribe had not only shrunken his head but shrunk his whole body. He was sitting on a recliner and his feet did not even tough the ground. Clearly this is another byproduct of spending 18 hours a day on "troll forums".

You forgot the 1 in front of the 8.