If you're going to try be a force to be reckoned with, at least have some sturdiness. Some muscle. But you're so tiny. Little. Feeble. Some members that have seen you physically unfortunately, know how little you are. You're tiny.

Look at King Martini...very weak and pimply. Very white with no tan. Greasy—looking with a wayward little moustache...and tiny.

These people are representing America... löl... and they're tiny!
 

I look back at some of the shenanigans. Our little Dove, bless her cotton heart, went out briefly with Martini. Kevin had a tiny penis and had a bit of a whiff about him. Apart from his slight frame...he was mentally inept to secure a relationship with her.He was tiny.

These little people are so outspoken in the forums that we endure and represent. Why are there so many naffs about?

Quote from: Lab Flaker on Today at 12:47:16 AMI look back at some of the shenanigans. Our little Dove, bless her cotton heart, went out briefly with Martini. Kevin had a tiny penis and had a bit of a whiff about him. Apart from his slight frame...he was mentally inept to secure a relationship with her.He was tiny.

These little people are so outspoken in the forums that we endure and represent. Why are there so many naffs about?

That was like six years ago and I hear Marteeni/Flymn still can't let it go.

Quote from: Shen Li on Today at 01:00:02 AMThat was like six years ago and I hear Marteeni/Flymn still can't let it go.

If one  were to slap it's face. Spittle would fly and delicate bones would crumble.

This little man with bad breath and a diminutive penis represents ultimate failure. This little cunt is so weak—natured that he can't even play Call Of Duty online, but resorts to a game called Fortnite, where characters are deeply entrenched in cosplay. These, as unfortunate as it is, are the facts...

And this tiny minuscule of man, represents Bastard Factory. There arent enough löls on this planet to purposely entertain such failures!!
 

KevinFlynnMartini hates his mother so much. He was brought up in Chicago by a drunk and a smoker that couldn't secure a marriage. The little child, the tot, that become Martini is so marred in life, that females disgust him.

But not enough however, that he won't look at himself in the mirror, whist wearing pink panties, and consider that females are elegant in their prime.

Kevin...Flynn..Nnnnnnnnnnn.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Fucking mongoloid innit?

Consider when one farts. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAARRRRRP. Prrp.

It's between 0.5 and 2 litres of intestinal gaseous odour that one pumps out into the atmosphere each and every day, depending on stature.

Now we can't stop this. Know that your enemy is promoting the greenhouse effect, and there isn't anything that you can do about it. They're designed to fart and be smelly about it.

And then there's a little tiny man that prances around the interwebz going by the name of King Martini. Löl.
This little fucker that once flipped burgers for a living, considers himself a flaming troll. The same little man that burst out crying when a petite little brunette dumped his sorry pimply arse.

This funny little American is still around...relegated to an obnoxious forum called Bastard Factory. The namesake of a skank that pops out little bastards on the fly.

Löl...how pathetic and weak, but funny at the same time.

It would be funny to headbutt the forum naff into virtual oblivion. And then when he tries to take out a lawsuit against you, and sue you, because he sees an opportunity to make some decent coin for once in his dismal life...you just simply kill him and save yourself the trouble.

Wait around the corner, knock him out, torture him to death, and then bury him out in the bush somewhere never to be found again. It's as easy as that.

No more farting...
 

Now a change of subject.

Consider this old lady that calls herself Lotusbud. What does that username even represent? Is it sexual...labial? An eventual blossoming flower of petals. Labia minora?

Anyway, this cunt, is over at Bastard Factory calling Trump, "Orange Fat Man." A successful businessman, entrepreneur and President of the United States of America.

Now this little Lotusbud taint on society, is over in Portugal...a former slaver nation, squawking and trying to cause a fuss over on Bastard Factory owned by a loose—necked faggot.

One just doesn't make this shit up. These are the facts. And if you try to dismantle that flimsy forum framework...you get banned. The irony is that it's called Bastard Factory. Don't hurt the owner, his ex cuckholded him with an ugly lesbian!
But I digress...

Lotusbud. She's in her late sixties acting like a child and consumed by the Republicans of America. Conservatives of a mighty nation.
So there she is, not having sex with her husband, over in Portugal, logged incessantly onto Bastard Factory, blocking anyone that opposes her Kareneque views on American politics, and farting. Löl.

Isn't it ironic... don't you think?

Quote from: Lab Flaker on Today at 03:02:12 AMNow a change of subject.

Consider this old lady that calls herself Lotusbud. What does that username even represent? Is it sexual...labial? An eventual blossoming flower of petals. Labia minora?

Anyway, this cunt, is over at Bastard Factory calling Trump, "Orange Fat Man." A successful businessman, entrepreneur and President of the United States of America.

Now this little Lotusbud taint on society, is over in Portugal...a former slaver nation, squawking and trying to cause a fuss over on Bastard Factory owned by a loose—necked faggot.

One just doesn't make this shit up. These are the facts. And if you try to dismantle that flimsy forum framework...you get banned. The irony is that it's called Bastard Factory. Don't hurt the owner, his ex cuckholded him with an ugly lesbian!
But I digress...

Lotusbud. She's in her late sixties acting like a child and consumed by the Republicans of America. Conservatives of a mighty nation.
So there she is, not having sex with her husband, over in Portugal, logged incessantly onto Bastard Factory, blocking anyone that opposes her Kareneque views on American politics, and farting. Löl.

Isn't it ironic... don't you think?

liberalism is a mental disorder

Quote from: Lab Flaker on Today at 03:02:12 AMNow a change of subject.

Consider this old lady that calls herself Lotusbud. What does that username even represent? Is it sexual...labial? An eventual blossoming flower of petals. Labia minora?

Anyway, this cunt, is over at Bastard Factory calling Trump, "Orange Fat Man." A successful businessman, entrepreneur and President of the United States of America.

Now this little Lotusbud taint on society, is over in Portugal...a former slaver nation, squawking and trying to cause a fuss over on Bastard Factory owned by a loose—necked faggot.

One just doesn't make this shit up. These are the facts. And if you try to dismantle that flimsy forum framework...you get banned. The irony is that it's called Bastard Factory. Don't hurt the owner, his ex cuckholded him with an ugly lesbian!
But I digress...

Lotusbud. She's in her late sixties acting like a child and consumed by the Republicans of America. Conservatives of a mighty nation.
So there she is, not having sex with her husband, over in Portugal, logged incessantly onto Bastard Factory, blocking anyone that opposes her Kareneque views on American politics, and farting. Löl.

Isn't it ironic... don't you think?

I have tried to engage Lotusbud in civil political debate. She is petulant.

Quote from: DKG on Today at 09:40:11 AMI have tried to engage Lotusbud in civil political debate. She is petulant.

there is no civility among your modern leftist douchebags

especially if they are from areas like Cali, Oregon and Washington -- you'd be better off explaining physics to a snail