Pantywaste

[JOE]

Mot to worry. Joe doesn't even know how to speak for himself

Usually it's just Seoul's attention Joe's begging for.

What has the sixty year old virgin leg humper done now?

That's alright SB.



I understand how you must feel, bein' the 'Pilsbury Dough Boy' of the Blue Cashew.

[Anonymous]

The assumptions you make about Seoul are the exact opposite....he's very fit..



I can see JOE is a bit jealous of Seoul because he is younger and fitter.

[cc]

And informed and much brighter

[Anonymous]

The assumptions you make about Seoul are the exact opposite....he's very fit..



I can see JOE is a bit jealous of Seoul because he is younger and fitter.

I see Joe doesn't know that attention whoring is not a workout.

[Bricktop]

It is for Joe. At least his fingers get some exercise.

[Anonymous]

Kylie understands your situation as well.

The spic maid needs to understand if she doesn't get out to my farm on time with her toilet cleaning brush she will lose that generous five cent an hour raise I promised.

[JOE]

Kylie understands your situation as well.

The spic maid needs to understand if she doesn't get out to my farm on time with her toilet cleaning brush she will lose that generous five cent an hour raise I promised.

Herman...buddy...i know you're lonely & frustrated being confined to a Saskatchewan farm with that ankle bracelet on....but for pete sakes...quit hiding your interest in Kylie. Now I know you're attention starved after receiving visits only from the parole officer... but there's otha' ways to attract her attention, ifya know what I mean, eh Herman?

[Anonymous]

Barrels don't turn on their own, shitters don't scrub themselves and sixty year old virgins don't lose their cherries on forums.

[Bricktop]

but there's otha' ways to attract her attention

You can't wave 10 dollar notes on a forum, Joe.

[JOE]

but there's otha' ways to attract her attention

You can't wave 10 dollar notes on a forum, Joe.

Gawd! The very existence of Kylie really must offend y'all.



She's just some bored divorcée from California who starts a forum for something to do.



No need to get riled up about her.



Besides your a seasoned cop & yet you behave like a blinkin' teenager in High School.



I woulda expected better from you BT.

[Anonymous]

Kylie who? ac_dunno

[Anonymous]

Kylie who? ac_dunno

 

[Berry Sweet]

I just took another poop about 20 minutes ago.  I will be starting the nutracleanse today.  Tomorrows poop is sure to be a stunner!

[Bricktop]

but there's otha' ways to attract her attention

You can't wave 10 dollar notes on a forum, Joe.

Gawd! The very existence of Kylie really must offend y'all.



She's just some bored divorcée from California who starts a forum for something to do.



No need to get riled up about her.



Besides your a seasoned cop & yet you behave like a blinkin' teenager in High School.



I woulda expected better from you BT.

Joe, words fail me. My failure to meet your expectations fills me with melancholy and remorse.



Human nature is always to strive to acquire the approval of it's peers. That I cannot be granted credibility by a hairless, mendacious, illiterate pillar of the chauffeur community chaffs unbearably.



Please, tell me what I can do to gain your respect. Name it. I cannot go on without knowing that I have some modicum of endorsement from Joe the Driver.



 

[cc]

It looks like a sad Christmas for you