Christmas gifts for Cashews

[Anonymous]

OK. Just checking...getting a little anxious. You don't get 50 year old Scotch every year.

I get KFC every year and I'm happy.

[Anonymous]

Does anyone like mincemeat pies?

 

[Frood]

For Shen Li



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A third person for a threesome

[Anonymous]

For old Joe

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The closest the he will ever get to a threesome.

[Bricktop]

For Shen Li



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A third person for a threesome

That guy can sure play a guitar, though.

[Anonymous]

Buckethead can shred.

[JOE]

To Herman

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Hey Fashionista Here's a splendid addition to your sink gift fer Herman:



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Its even better because the toilet, sink & jailbars are included.



Herman has to supply the bedsheets tho.



Just thought I'd throw it in for 'nostalgia ' sake.



It should bring back fond memories for the old boy.

[Bricktop]

Does anyone like mincemeat pies?

 

I just bought four packs. It should get me through Christmas...barely...



 ac_dance



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[Anonymous]

Hey Fashionista Here's a splendid addition to your sink gift fer Herman:



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That room is about the size of a love motel. I am telling you this because I know you have never been in one.



You are welcome.

[Bricktop]

Police cells are somewhat smaller and less homely...

[Anonymous]

Does anyone like mincemeat pies?

 

I just bought four packs. It should get me through Christmas...barely...



 ac_dance



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You are the one who likes them.

 

[Odinson]

Wouldnt be so bad if they werent dried fruit..





Dried fruit is horrible.

[Anonymous]

Wouldnt be so bad if they werent dried fruit..





Dried fruit is horrible.

Are mincemeat pies sold in Finland?

[Odinson]

Wouldnt be so bad if they werent dried fruit..





Dried fruit is horrible.

Are mincemeat pies sold in Finland?

Not that I´m aware of.



But we have our own traditional foods that taste really bad.





Still... Some people love eating them.

[Anonymous]

Wouldnt be so bad if they werent dried fruit..





Dried fruit is horrible.

Are mincemeat pies sold in Finland?

Not that I´m aware of.



But we have our own traditional foods that taste really bad.





Still... Some people love eating them.

Have you tried Italian panetone?



I don't like it.